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| Instrument/Equipment:
Guitars
- using Jackson Soloist “82 custom, Jackson dinky Custom, Jackson Kelly Custom Motorized. ESP KH02 Les
Paul all through A Blackstar SERIES ONE 200 200 Watt 4 channel valve head
& SERIES ONE 412A/B 4x12" straight extension cabinet.
And fuck all else Ladies and Gentlemen. |
| Birthday:
29th February |
| Role
in SLT: Being The New Guy.
Rocking the fuck out of electric guitars while running round on stage like
crazy! |
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Coming Soon! |
| Love:
Myself, music, playing guitar in SLT, my guitars,
my Blackstar, my Tuscani, my drums, my recording studio, people who love me, fit women, lesbians, Aliens, giant malamutes, my 360,
Zombie movies, sarcastic rants. |
| Hate:
Ignorance, small mindedness, stereotypes, shit drivers
(“Get out of the fucking fastlane if yer not overtaking you buncha cuuunts!!!!”), shit musicians with rockstar attitudes
(“Go lock yourselves in yer bedrooms and do us all a favor!”), Debunkers, little dogs. Guitar
Hero, romantic films, people who can’t take a joke. |
| Personal:
OK here goes, so try to keep
up! I was born in England and then moved to Canada at the age of 7 where I was bullied and beaten up on a daily basis for
years. Having an English accent in a French Canadian town was not a good
thing! Having no friends, I immersed myself into music and, thanks to my parents, got a Maxim 5 piece
Ringo drum kit one snowy Christmas which I played to fuck every
day. At 12 years old I was doing studio session work for beer money, I bought an old Kramer striker guitar which I taught myself to play and have never looked back. I eventually learned how to fight and sorted out all them bullies that called me a
Limy: “Hail England!”. I now live in England but have developed a Canadian accent. People ask me all the time “what part of America are you from?” some even brave-up
to saying “Go home Yankee”. How ironic. If they only knew! |
Endorsements: Blackstar
Amplification
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| Favourite
Quotes: I’ll bet you 10p I can’t grab hold of your tits with my eyes closed.
(I wonder why I never have any change) |
| On
the fans: I have played some big gigs over the last few years to great crowds but they don’t compare the the
SLuTz they’re NUTZ…Rock Like Fuck Dudes and
Dudettes….C…U…oN…Tour…
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