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SPiT LiKE THiS :: BiOG 2004 / 2005 SPiT
LiKE THiStory - updated oct 2004 WiNNERZ of the TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK! SPiT LiKE THiS. Three words that, when combined, put fear, dread and loathing into the minds and hearts of the blue-rinse brigade. Avoid eye contact and you might just be left alive... Cross the street or you will be involved... Leave the planet, unless you want to be influenced... Welcome to the SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE. Anticipating your undying devotion tonight are, Lord Zion (vox),Vikki Spit (bass), Stevie Lee (lead guitar), Wank Sinatra (synth/2nd guitar) & Vile Gilez (drumz). From Hell to Heroes in a few short years, SPiT LiKE THiS is the brainchild of evil genius Zion. Joined by his partner-in-crime, Vikki, they started selling her used panties on eBay to raise the money needed to fund this creation. Next came the infamous Smell Your Mum brand of offensive t-shirts. Designed to gain notoriety and bring in the ca$h, it wasn’t long before they were able to release their first CD. Since then, their empire has expanded, exploding into Pop Culture proving beyond doubt that SLT are simply the most exciting new rock ‘n’ roll band of this millennium. Boasting webshite hits in the millions, a mailing list in the thousands and a global army of STREET SLuTz, this is one ride that everyone wants to join. And why not? Especially when the mode of transport is none other than The Boner - SPiT LiKE THiS’s very own Daimler Hearse. As if that wasn't enough, they have just moved their HQ to a Rectory graveyard! So, where does that leave us? I guess that depends. If you’re the kind of person that likes the missionary position, vanilla ice cream and Ford Mondeo’s - we’ll drop you off at the next exit. However, if you like it doggy style, dripping in chocolate whilst having your head fucked by us, the 5 members of this love and terror cult, you might just wanna stick around... SPiT LiKE THiS - You Have Been Warned REViEWZ “If it were given human form, this here silver disc would have broken one of your windows, ordered a pizza and been sick on the cat before you even had it out of the packet...” “It’s rock n' roll, and for a split second, you wonder if they're one of the best in the world. No one does it like this anymore, they deserve to go far...” “This is what we want, bands who don’t want to be like the others, bands who want to upset things, bands who don’t drive slow in the fast lane...” “Another dose of glammy decadence from these Brit media pranksters...” “Probably the most entertaining live band you'll see in a long while...” “I'm pretty sure they're really some kind of love and terror cult...” “You really will want to hear more...” “An endless download of electric pleasures...” “Very unique and splendidly sick...” CONTACT
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& FiGUREZ they have a global street team - affectionately known as the STREET SLuTz - in excess of 1,000 SLuTz and counting! some of their more loyal SLuTz have got SPiT LiKE THiS tattooz! one of these tattooed SLuTz travelled from dundee to london just to see them! they have their own special mode of transport - THE BONER - a 1984 daimler ds420 hearse in full SPiT LiKE THiS livery and private plate, B16 SLT! their message board has hundredz of active userz who have, to date, posted over 44,000 times! they get over 50,000 hitz a month on their webshite, spitlikethis.com! bam margera of ‘jackass’ fame has been seen on mtv2 in a SPiT LiKE THiS t-shirt! they have so far distributed over a half-a-million flyerz and stickerz via their STREET SLuTz! all 5 memberz of SLT have SPiT LiKE THiS tattooz! they have fanz as far afield as tasmania, australia, canada, america - as well as the uk and europe! they have their own offensive t-shirt company - smellyourmum.com - started by zion & vikki to a) fund SLT and b) get the SLT name across to people. through their regular adz in kerrang! magazine and features in bizarre, viz, rock sound, total rock, powerplay and more, this plan of attack is working like a dream! zion & vikki started their own label, megabucks music, to release SLT recordingz! their hq is in the groundz of a 12th century graveyard! due to the success of smellyourmum.com, SLT now take out regular quarter page ads in kerrang! magazine reaching hundredz of thousandz of potential fanz a week! SLT enjoy the support of nationally syndicated US DJ vince wylde who playz them regularly on his radio show! as well as using smellyourmum.com as an amazing promotional tool, they use it to sell their cd’s and t-shirtz as the site has full merchant facilities! when they first started SLT and had no cash, zion & vikki made money to buy gear selling vikki’s used panties on eBay. these events have now become part of SPiT LiKE THiStory! AND ALL THiS HAS BEEN ACHiEVED WiTH NO FiNANCiAL SUPPORT, NO MANAGEMENT, NO LABELZ, NO GUiDENCE. EVERYTHiNG YOU SEE, READ, TOUCH, SMELL HAS BEEN 100% DiY, 100% SPiT LiKE THiS. SO, THE REAL QUESTiON iS - WHAT COULD THEY ACHiEVE WITH YOU? w w w . s p i t l i k e t h i s . c o m
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