STREET SLuTz
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we are lucky enough to have hundredz of people around the world who hand out SLT flyerz and SLT stickerz on our behalf as part of our team of STREET SLuTz. we could never thank theze people enough and, what they do for us is above and beyond the call of duty. it seemz they like our message and are disillusioned by all the manufactured bollox that is out there. i guess, in that respect, we are an open window in a room of flatulence!
ARE YOU SLuT MATERiAL??
not everyone can be a SPiT LiKE THiS SLuT. it takez dedication and gutz. there are no rulez but, there are a few thingz we expect. we expect you to join our message board to talk to other SLuTz. we also expect you to have a decent enough reason to join! i am fed up with people just sending their address expecting a free ride. FUCK YOU!! that is not what this is about. if you REALLY want to help us there are loadz of thingz that you can do to enlighten the world to the rock n roll disaster area that is SPiT LiKE THiS. first of all, you can request some stickerz to plaster the world with. we highly encourage you to stick them wherever-the-fuck-you-like!! anyway, to get them, you need to send an email to slutz@spitlikethis.com - don't forget to give us your address and, realistically, let us know how many you think you can shift - oh, and the all important REASON why we should let you be a STREET SLuT! next up, talk about us to anyone and everyone! soundz simple but it helpz.. join message boardz and newzgroupz to talk about us... send emailz to your matez... print out our flyerz and paste them up on wallz / hand them out...
STOP PRESS!! the STREET SLuTz now have their very own dedicated site! click on the image at the top or RiGHT HERE to go to it!
CHECK OUT THESE MAJOR SUCCESSES SO FAR THANX TO PEOPLE LiKE YOU - OUR SLuTz!
OCT 2004, we were voted the "TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK" after a nationwide search and live finalz held at the camden underworld
DEC 2004, reader'z of KERRANG! voted us # 8 in the BEST UNSiGNED BAND category of the 2004 reader's poll!
MAY 2005, through pre-ordering our EP, you got us to NUMBER ONE on the Amazon.co.uk PRE-RELEASE CHARTZ!
MAY 2005 you also got us to NUMBER FiVE in the Amazon.co.uk CD SiNGLEZ CHARTZ!
MAY 2005 if that wasn't enough, you got us to NUMBER EiGHT in the UK ROCK & METAL CHARTZ!
THESE MAJOR SUCCESSEZ WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED WiTHOUT THE DETERMiNED EFFORTZ OF PEOPLE LiKE YOU!!
keep us on the A-LiST PLAYLiST at totalrock.com by emailing studio@totalrock.com requesting SPiT LiKE THiS...NOW!!!!
NEW!!
SPiT LiKE THiS STREET STENCiL
how cool is this?? simply click on the image above then, once the big version opens, save it to your desktop. print it out on a stiff bit of card then, using a razor or art knife, cut out all the black bitz. you are now left with a stencil to do with what you will! you can make t-shirtz with it, spray it on wallz, on the pavement, on skate ramps - anywhere you can think of!! hey, send us in your pixx too!
SPiT LiKE THiS STREET SLuT FLYER this flyer has never been released - it has been designed solely for you to print out and annoy the fuck out of everyone with. have fun!! click for printable version - black
click for printable version -red
we are currently recruiting SLuTz in the following cuntries: united kingdom france germany most other western european cuntries whatever-the-hell russia is called now japan
at the moment, we don't need any more flyer distributerz in the usa, canada or australia BUT you can still do your bit for anarchy and rock n roll by doing the following...
next up, you can email magazinez and dj's etc to generally hassle them. do it in slightly whingy 'i think you should feature / play spit like this' way rather than a 'do this or i'll kill you and rape your dog' way. first way good, second way bad. for a list of email addresses etc, click here.
you could also surf the net and chat about us on newsgroupz, forumz, guestbookz and so on. use your imagination SLuTz, and you will one day be greatly rewarded when we become kingz of the world!!
next, go into your nearest clothing store for freakz and weirdoz (you know, the kind you shop in) and tell them that they should be stocking smell your mum t-shirtz. send them to smellyourmum.com or let us have their detailz and we'll contact them.. every t-shirt sold helpz us keep recording, touring etc so it must be done! you can also go into record storez and demand that they stock spit like this cd'z and smell your mum t-shirtz!
well, i can't think of anything else right now but i'm sure there's lotz that can be done. it's up to you - how involved do you want to be? how much do you want to go around saying, 'see them on the telly, i helped them when they were nothing! and now they're a bunch of rich motherfucking bastardz.. cuntz!'?? see how much fun you can have? and what better way to spend your misspent youth than going around slapping 'go fuck yourself' stickers on townies - i can't think of any!
for those about to shock, we salute you!
sign up | see what you get | who to hassle **NEW** FLYER ARCHIVE!!!
click here to find out how to get the above t-shirt for just £5!!
this is the kind of thing u can do - this SLuT from holland printed out loadz of our flyerz and stuck hundredz on the lockerz at her school. she also sprayed our name on this bin - well, we are "trashy"!!
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