Art is War, the stage is our battleground.  There are so many fake bands out there, it disgusts me.  If I see one more Slash wannabe, G'n'R clone or Nikki Sixx haircut, I think I will go fucking mad.  No-one seems to be trying to do anything original any more.  Hey, I'm not claiming that we have invented the wheel but at least we do things OUR way and inject something new into the mix.  We don't want to be the next Guns n Roses or Motley Crue, we want to be the first SPiT LiKE THiS.

It is with joy that we announce the demise of many bands who have dared to cross the mighty SPiT LiKE THiS.  They know who they are and we refuse to give them more publicity by mentioning their names here.  These dull people must be eradicated from the music scene so we set our hearts on exploiting the cracks in their feeble set-up.  Music is about heart and soul and rock n roll - if you are contrived, you won't survive.  We are for real.

 Remember, no-one fucks with SPiT LiKE THiS 
- if they do, they shall pay the price."