FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 26TH SEPTEMBER 2005

DEAD CELEBRITY FUNERAL SERVICE LAUNCHED

KATE MOSS OFFERED A FREE SERVICE IF DRUG-REHAB FAILS

(Surrey, UK) Have you ever wondered how Celebrities could improve their life after death? SPiT LiKE THiS have and, as a result, are please to offer all UK Celebrities the Dead Celebrity Funeral Service.

It seems to us that most Celebrities seem hell-bent on self-destruction spending all their cash on drugs. Kate Moss is a case in point. Now she has been dropped by all her sponsors her income will be slashed – when her Drug Rehab fails and she ends up just a beautiful corpse, she may not have the money left for a lavish send off. This is where we step in! We are offering Kate Moss FREE use of our service if she manages to die within the next 12 months!

For more information on our services, please visit us online at www.bringoutyourdead.co.uk 

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