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like this / smell your mum newsletter # 9 october
03 by your command... here we are again people. yet another month out of our lives has evaporated. we're just that teeniest bit closer to death than we were last time we met and, just to add to our combined misery, it's bloody raining!!! BUT, enough doom and gloom because this is the SLuT newsletter and there is one thing you can rely on with us - entertainment! hell, i'm even gonna put a capital e at the beginning of that. so that is Entertainment with a capital E. ideally i would be sniffing something white a powdery whilst writing this but i've found it fucks up my keyboard so i'm gonna behave. actually, what i'm gonna do is shut up and get on with the all important SLuT NEWSLETTER!! a quick word about spam... this is something we're not into. if you have received this mailing it is because either a) you joined the mailing list, dummy! b) you contacted us for a free sticker c) you're on our street team d) you've bought something from us at some point over the last few months. so, that's fair enough. each and every one of you contacted us first. however, if you want to remove yourself (in the process, of course, you will be left to burn in a smouldering pit of your own fecal matter), just click on the link at the very bottom of the page... next gig announcement entry is just £5 with flyer (available from our site) and the doors open at 8pm. as per usual with spit like this, we guarantee you bang for your buck so get your perfectly formed arses down to see the show!
spit like this (back)
at the movies so, all you gotta do is click on the link below to be magically transported to our movie page. not only will you find the soon-to-be oscar winning 'archway' movie, you can also view 'spit like this in let's get tattooed', which pretty much speaks for itself.
new interviews online all future articles and interviews will be able to be found from this navigation page, so well worth bookmarking for future reference. and, if there are any journo types out there that would like to help us spread the spit, give us a call...
vikki spit on msn if you're relatively new to our little universe, you may not be aware that a whopping 80% of spit like this are available to chat to you on msn throughout the day and night. so, if you want to chat to me, zion, add spitlikethis@hotmail.com. vile gilez can be seen on vilegilez@hotmail.com and stevie can be found on spitlikestevie@hotmail.com wylde about spit like
this! but, the number one thing for us this month has been our very first number one! yes, vince has just voted us his number one band of 2003!! when i asked him why, this is what he said, 'because you are the most exciting band i have come across this year and the band most likely to CHANGE THE MUSICAL SCENE'!! you hear that folks freaks n fukkerzz??? CHANGE THE MUSICAL SCENE! not too shabby, huh? he also said we were the most exciting rock band since GUNS N ROSES. g n fuckin r! how many years ago was that?? jeez, rock and metal got castrated in the 90's but we're here, in the newest millennium, to give it big shiny balls again!! view vince wylde's article on spit like this
spit like this make me
want to do a sex wee!! so, get your asses over to the store and guy one. they sure are pretty and are almost guaranteed to get you laid! and, yes, by popular demand, 'spit like this make me want to do a sex wee' IS available as a t-shirt!!
new smell your mum
tees!!! i'm thinking this is going to happen in the next 48 hours so, go there, bookmark the page and check back every now and then. this is gonna be the biggest change made to the site since it started and, like with the spit like this ones, you're gonna be able to pikk n mixx the colours! the image included in this email (if you're reading it as html) is a sneak preview of one but, believe you me, you are NOT gonna be dissappointed! brand new designs due any day now!!!
you see, it all happened
on the way back from the archway last monday. gilez's driver, darren,
was showing vg some cool moves through the darkened streets of london.
next thing they know, 3 cop cars surround them and 5 coppers pour out!
they took darren to jail leaving poor old vg in the middle of london,
pissed, trying to find his way home...
already, our first cd, 'the pop shot!' has sold out - and this was before we even got it to hmv! we have hundreds of you on our street team (the STREET SLuTz - you guyz fucking rule and make our world go round!!) and untold thousands read these newsletters every month. but, what else can you do to help us be heard? what else can you do to ensure that we get our own way and fuck the music industry up it's own ass? what else can you do to make a whole generation - YOUR GENERATION - wake up and smell the spit??? be creative people - we supply you with the tools, the ammo and the purpose - all we need is your energy. and i know you lot, you're like the fuckin energiser bunny!! so many things have happened to us because you bother to give a shit. for that, and every thing else that you have done, and will continue to do, we love you, worship you and dedicate our lives to you. YOU GUYZ FUKKING ROCK LIKE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep your eye on our news page
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