accept
no substitute...
august
03
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spit like this kick up a storm... new gig date... hmv want us... and
loadz more!!
-- spit like this kick off a storm!
-- spit like this at the cartoon club, croydon
-- spit like this in south park??!!
-- our first tribute
-- born to be wylde!!
-- hmv wants us!
-- you slut!
-- uh oh, who let him loose on the innernet??
-- WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!
howdy pardner,
no, we haven't gone k-k-krazy. i am well aware that this newsletter
is a whole 10 days early *but* there is an excruciatingly damn good
reason for it so, you're just gonna have to love it! what this does mean
though is there there will not be another newsletter until the 1st of
september, so you might want to store this in your inbox and re-read it
when you need to get your spit like this fix!!! anyway, i'll shut the
fuck up now and get on with the reason why this is early...
a quick word about spam... this is something we're not into. if you
have received this mailing it is because either a) you joined the
mailing list, dummy! b) you contacted us for a free sticker c) you're on
our street team d) you've bought something from us at some point over
the last few months. so, that's fair enough. each and every one of you
contacted us first. however, if you want to remove yourself (in the
process, of course, you will be left to burn in a smouldering pit of
your own fecal matter), just click on the link at the very bottom of the
page...
spit like this kick off a storm!
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we need your help!!! storm radio - you can listen to them on sky digital
860, ntl digital 881, telewest digital 925, dab digital radio - will be
playing one of our songs approximately 40 times between today (21st july)
and next monday (28th july). we are in competition with 3 other bands
and, if we beat them, we get to be permanantly added to their playlist.
BUT, we don't want to just beat them, we want to annihilate them!!!!!
so, here's where you come in. i know a lot of you have free texts etc on
your mobiles, well, whenever you feel the urge, text SPIT LIKE THIS to
07870 150 151. we're aiming to get 100,000 votes over the course of this
week. if every one of you text just 10 times, we would easily achieve
that. and that fucking rocks!!!!
but, you can do more... forward this email onto everyone in your
address book and get them to do it. tell random strangers in the street.
if ur a dj get your club members to do it. if ur a sk8r punk, get all ur
mates to do it. fuck this - WHOEVER YOU ARE help REAL NON-MANUFACTURED
MUSIC kick the shit out of everything else that exists and text SPIT
LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 - we need this - YOU need this!!!! do it as
many times as you can every day for the next week - if any of you want
any free stickers in return, fair enough, give us a shout, just get
texting!!!
for more news click
here
spit like this at the cartoon club, croydon
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got a new live date for ya - sunday 3rd august at the cartoon
club, croydon. it's piss easy to find, go to our tour page and find the
way. the link is below. it costs a measly 3 quid to get in, or 2.50 if
you got a flyer. i can send you one if ya like, or you can download them
off our site. there will be about 2 or 3 other great bands on so well
worth the cash. and, of course, we promise to put on a killer show!
we do have some other gigs in the pipeline but no more newsletters
til september, so be sure to check back to spitlikethis.com regularly as
they are posted there asafp. and big thanks to everyone who forwarded
possible places for us to play. as a result, loox like we have a
mini-tour of the midlands coming soon. anyone else want to offer us
shows, the address is gigs@spitlikethis.com
click here for
details on this and all forthcoming shows!
spit like this in south park??!!
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strange but true. things have been a bit queit for us this month
(and i can't spell quiet, what a twat) as we've had to find a new place
for spit like this hq. got kicked out of our current one, y'see. well,
we are pleased to announce that TODAY we have found the location for the
new hq - in SOUTH PARK!!!!
i tell you no lie. we are re-locating to reigate in surrey. more
precisely, we are re-locating to south park, reigate, surrey! as soon as
we saw the address, we knew it had to be done. even if it means we spend
all day on the phone calling the cops: "hi, is this south park
police?? thank god for that, you gotta help me, some aliens have come
down and are giving me an anal probe!" etc etc etc. look out for us
in a jail near you soon!
our first tribute
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just a quicky this one. proof that we are the greatest rock n
roll band of the new millennium, as if any needed to be given, comes in
the form of our very first tribute act! yes, there is a band in the usa
doing spit like this stuff. spit like that?? who the fuck knows, but
we're very flattered and give them our blessing... now where the fuck is
our royalties??! just kidding...
born to be wylde!!
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crazy american shock jock dj vince wylde got in touch with me
last week. he's relocating his outrageous show to another part of the
planet and, to make his new show even wylder, he's asked us, the mighty
SPIT LIKE THIS to write his new theme tune! only too happy to do it mate
and good luck with the new show...
once he's moved and back on the air, we'll let you know where you can
catch up with him. just imagine spit like this as a dj - i'm stunned
he's allowed on the air! anyway, thanx for giving us this vince - ur a
fucking star!!!
hmv wants us!
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had an email from top uk record store hmv the other day. one of
our glorious street team members, hereafter known as the STREET SLUTZ,
contacted them to ask why the fuck they didn't have any spit like this.
well, they checked us out and have now ASKED US if they can stock our
cd's. sure thing!!! so, we're just getting that shit sorted now and will
let you know when it happens.
see, you do make a difference! this has happened because of one of
you. not only that, but we've been offered 5 gigs, a mini tour and two
television appearances (all of this to be announced, so keep ur eyes
peeled) and it is ALL because you have gotten off your arses and sent
out emails, contacted venues and hassled the fuck out of people. WE CAN
MAKE A CHANGE and make music EXCITING and DANGEROUS again! we love you
all!!!!!!!!
you slut!
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the next issue of this newsletter is going to be called the SLuT
newsletter - just letting you know that it's from us and not some german
porn ring. although we know you'd love that! why SLuT?? simple, Spitting
Like u Too! seems we've become a family - whole gangs of you go out and
cause chaos and anarchy. well, you're now known as our STREET SLuTs.
enjoy being dirty. enjoy being chaotic. enjoy being you. you're only
here once, JUST FUCKING DO IT!!!
uh oh, who let him loose on the innernet??
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christ almighty, the internet as we know it is doooooooomed i
tell ya, dooooooooomed. why?? well, our drummer, the thundergod himself
VILE GILEZ has only gone and got himself on msn messenger. so, as well
as chatting to me (z) and vikki spit, you can also chat to him. you need
to add vilegilez@hotmail.com to your address books. be warned - he does
bite! and, if ur female and under legal age, don't contact him. the man
is a total whore and he WILL somehow manage to get in your knickers. god
we love him!!!!!
you can still chat to me and / or vikki spit via spitlikethis@hotmail.com
- so add it and say hi. we're often on and are planning some huge chat
day sometime soon.
WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!
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short and sweet this month. sorry about that - rest assured,
normal service will be resumed asafp. once we've relocated and all that
bollocks. PLEASE come and support us at the cartoon and PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE remember to text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 as many times as
you can. do it now before you forget!! there's a link around here
somewhere to forward this mail to others in your address book. either
just or just hit forward, add everyone now and send it on! remember,
you're making this happen for us, you are part of this and we don't want
to let you down! we can't do this shit without you - we started off with
our backs against the wall but we are fucking WINNING and it's YOU YOU
and YOU we have to thank. THANX!!!!!
text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 !! text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870
150 151 !! text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 !! text SPIT LIKE THIS
to 07870 150 151 !! text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 !! text SPIT
LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 !! text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 !!
text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 !! text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870 150
151 !! text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 !! text SPIT LIKE THIS to
07870 150 151 !! text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 !! christ, we're
shameless!!!
ROCK LIKE FUCK!!!!!!!
how to get in touch
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email: spit@spitlikethis.com
voice: +44 (0) 1737 356 853
web: http://spitlikethis.com
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