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like this / smell your mum newsletter # 5 june
03 oi,
yes people, it is *that* time of the month and, more regular than
your bowel movements, here is the latest and greatest installment of
news, chaos and mayhem from the spit like this & smell your mum
universe... and what a damn fine month it's been too. aside from the
fucking freebie loaders who deserve a good slap ("i want stickers
for my kids to stick on books to give to grandma" - can't these
retards read?? for fuck's sake!), this month has been filled with
sooooooooo much going's on, i'm gonna shut the fuck up and get on with
telling you all the latest gossip.
a quick word about spam... this is something we're not into. if you
have received this mailing it is because either a) you joined the
mailing list, dummy! b) you contacted us for a free sticker c) you're on
our street team d) you've bought something from us at some point over
the last few months. so, that's fair enough. each and every one of you
contacted us first. however, if you want to remove yourself (in the
process, of course, you will be left to burn in a smouldering pit of
your own fecal matter), just click on the link at the very bottom of the
page...
spit like this offered 5 album record deal!! where next? who the fuck knows. it's a five album / 5 year thing. if
we sign, look out for our first single this year sometime. obviously,
this is big kahuna burgers for us and it is gonna take a brave company
to take us on. we're not gonna sign anything unless it is the right
thing for spit like this to do. so, watch this space...
spit like this storm london's west end and then, what seemed like only 10 days later, on the 15th may we
were at gossips in seedy sleazy soho. another killer evening. in fact,
i'd go so far as to say it was more killer than the last. tonight we
played with half arsed, who were great if only because they sung a song
about star wars. also on were virgo intacta who i thought were really
boring but they liked us so i'm not gonna be as big a bitch as i could
be... bollox to it, they were dull dull dull and they know it. our
drummer, the mighty feisty vile gilez spent most of the evening trying
to get off with three quarters of them (the female three quarters, i
should point out) and failed. although, in all fairness, that was *only*
because our transport back arrived so we had to shoot. truth be told, if
we'd have been there just 5 minutes longer, he'd have been banging the
lot of them in a menage a quatre!! yet again, the show we put on was
fucking great and by half way through the crowd were dancing and bopping
and moshing and grooving!
tour page -
reviews and forthcoming shows
next gig and whilst i'm here, a big thank you to david and paul at edgewise
music for having the faith, trust and balls to give us gigs. yes, i know
that we're difficult to place, highly demanding and have far too many
toys *but* we will always put on a grrrrrrrrrrrreat show! so thank you
thank you thank you and puh-leeeeez can we have some more :o)
website of the peel if you wanna
know where to go
vikki in ladsmag
against manufactured pop - the interview
big in canada!! a big special thank you *must* go out to each and every person in
ontario that is on the street team - and there are a lot of you. you are
obviously doing us proud and, for that, we will forever be in your debt.
there is one person in particular who is going above and beyond the call
of duty - i don't want to mention any names but you know who you are.
*thanks!!*
bubblegum slut fanzine for just £1 + an SAE from Alison B, 27 Stores Lane, Tiptree, Essex,
CO5 0LH you can own your own copy. it even has a furry cover. website
link is below, go check em out and support them - people like this don't
do it for money, they do it for love and, as a result, we salute them!!!
alison - you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!
and it seems some of you do too! already, he's had emails from
girlies wanting to get down and dirty with him. and being a sordid kind
of chap, he is more than willing. so send him your best diy porno pics
too. he will forever thank you!
well, we really do have a million people to thank this month. so,
everyone that has emailed their support, bought a cd (surely soon to
become a collector's item!), done a review, come to a show, got a
sticker, joined the street team, given us a gig, given us a plug,
offered us a fucking record deal - THANK YOU. i know sincerity is hard
to get across in the written form but i do not say it lightly or
flippently. we *really* to appreciate each and every one of you. you
truly are the greatest bunch of people out there and it's really cool
getting to know more of you on the msn messenger thing (spitlikethis@hotmail.com
in case ya don't know). i'm gonna go now but please do not forget to do
one thing for us, for you and for every rock n roller on the planet...
ROCK LIKE FUCK!!!!!! w w w . s p i t l i k e t h i s . c o m
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