NOiZLETTER # 45 :: WHO IS CYNDi ROTT?
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This is most likely to be the last NOiZLETTER of 2006 as things are gearing up for Xmas so I am delighted to be able to share with you some rather great news.  I'm also most likely going to be trying to point you toward our merch store, smellyourmum.com, to fill up your Xmas stockings with some goodies.  Before all that though, it is time to get on with the show...

WHO IS CYNDi ROTT?
Regular readers will recall that, in last month's NOiZLETTER, we were after a new guitar player.  Well, we found one, in the shape of CYNDi ROTT.  There are no official images as yet as we have been too busy rehearsing for gigs and albums so we will leave you guessing as to what HE looks like.  Yes, Cyndi is a he, not a she.  He does have a myspace page at http://myspace.com/cyndirott - not much on it at the moment but do please add him and welcome him on board.  He makes a very fine addition to the SPiT LiKE THiS Universe! 

PLAY KEYBOARD OR SYNTH?
Even more regular readers will recall that we used to have a keyboard player.  Well, we are thinking about having one again.  We are still going to gig without one but, if the perfect so-and-so comes along, we might just go with It... Therefore, if you play keyboards / synth and live in the Surrey / Sussex area and think you would fit right in then get in touch

SPiT LiKE THiS YOUTUBE CHANNEL!
It is in it's early stages but we have opened a channel on YOUTUBE.  You can view it and add us at www.youtube.com/spitlikethis.  The ultimate plan for it is to upload lots of nonsense and behind-the-scenes stuff but, for now, uploaded are just some of our dodgy videos from the last couple of years.  Good to have this stuff in the archives!

SMELLYOURMUM.COM NEW STUFF AND OFFERS! 
We going Christmas Crazy at our SMELLYOURMUM.COM merch store.  We have loads of cool X-Rated Xmas T-shirt designs and the MOST outrageous Christmas cards you ever did see.  They have to be seen to be believed [click here].  Our current best seller is "I Love To Fart" which says an awful lot about you all.  Filthy buggers.  We also have loads of great special offers on to encourage you to buy stuff.  Things like Buy 3 Get 1 Free, that kind of thing.  See them all here!

CHECK OUT THE SALE | CHECK OUT THE LATEST ITEMS

SLEAZED.COM!
Another myspace-esque site has emerged called Sleazed.com and, predictably, we have an account on there!  You can find us at www.sleazed.com/SPiTLiKETHiS 

ADD "SCARY TALES" TO YOUR XMAS LiST!
Don't forget, if you don't have it already, add our compilation album, SCARY TALES: The Collection onto your Christmas list this year!  Great value for money, 21 tracks, 77 minutes and wicked packaging all for just £12.99 off Amazon.co.uk!  You can also get it off HMV, Play.com, Virgin, iTunes etc!  Every album sold puts pennies in our pocket for us to put toward our Debut Studio Album which we start work on any second now!

GiG INFO! 
Now we are BACK firing on all 4 cylinders, gigs are back on and we are booking them like crazy!  If you are a promotor, venue, agent then get in touch to book us.  Below are all the dates we have so far:

FRiDAY DECEMBER 8th Ruskin Arms, London
SPiT LiKE THiS playing with TBC
£FREE!! entry, doors 8.30pm

FRiDAY DECEMBER 15th Pressure Point, Brighton, Sussex
SPiT LiKE THiS playing with Ivy's Itch
£4.00 entry, doors 7.30pm

SUNDAY DECEMBER 17th Engine Room, Brighton, Sussex
SPiT LiKE THiS playing with Tattooed Millionaires & Red Star Rebels
£TBC entry, doors 7.00pm

THURSDAY DECEMBER 22nd O'Neills, Redhill, Surrey
SPiT LiKE THiS playing with Kitty Hudson in A Nightmare Before Christmas
£FREE!! entry, doors 7.00pm

SATURDAY JANUARY 20th Intake Club, Mansfield, Notts
SPiT LiKE THiS playing with Spider Baby
£5.00 entry, doors 7.30pm

SATURDAY JANUARY 27th BCUC Student Union, Buckinghamshire & Chilterns University College
SPiT LiKE THiS playing A Nite On The Strip
£TBC entry, doors TBC

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 3rd Rockers Live, Taunton, Somerset
SPiT LiKE THiS playing with TBC
£TBC entry, doors TBC

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 10th Red Lion, Gravesend, Kent
SPiT LiKE THiS playing St Valentine's Day Mascara
£TBC entry, doors 7.30pm

FRiDAY FEBRUARY 16th Ashford Rocks, Ashford, Kent
SPiT LiKE THiS playing with TBC
£5.00 entry, doors 7.30pm

SUNDAY FEBRUARY 18th Railway, Egham, Surrey
SPiT LiKE THiS playing withTBC in De-Generation at The Underground (rear of The Railway, Egham)
£4.00 entry, doors 7.30pm

There are lots more dates that are To Be Confirmed so they will be listed on our GiG PAGE when they are confirmed.  Please check that page for updates, more info and any changes!  

If YOU are a promotor / venue owner / band and want us to play, GET IN TOUCH

ANTI-PRODUCT ANYONE?!
I have never ever ever done this before - and am unlikely to do it again - but I want to use this space to plug a single release for AntiProduct.  They have covered The Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" and it is set for release soon and it could / should catapult them to stardom - and I want this to happen.  The world needs bands like AntiProduct.  So check 'em out on myspace

THE END BiT...aka HAPPY CHRiSTMAS!
Yes, this is most likely to be the last NOiZLETTER of 2007 so my final chance to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, whatever you do, however you celebrate.  We've had rather an eventful year, to say the least, and we look forward to 2007 and look forward to introducing Cyndi Rott to you and giving you sneak peaks of the new material!

Big thank you for all your support - we've come a long way since me and Vikki started all this nonsense, and it has all been down to people like you that spread the word about us.  We can never thank you enough, but it's why we try to make everything that we do the very best we can so you never feel short-changed.

Don't forget to check out the Special Offers on our SMELLYOURMUM.COM and add our SCARY TALES album onto your Christmas list - have a good one!!  

SPiT LiKE THiS

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