NOiZLETTER # 40 :: DO NOT PRESS PLAY!
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Hell-O!  Yes, I know, it has been a good couple of months since the last NOiZLETTER but we have been So Damn Busy, we do have an excuse or ten,  Honest Guv!  I won't delve into every single scrap of newsworthy material but give you the highlights and let you know about a few things we have coming up, including a couple of video shoots one of them to include some Very Special Guest Stars (fingers crossed)...

First up, I must talk about SPAM.  Not that yucky processed meat stuff but spam of the email kind.  If you are receiving this, is it because you have contacted either SPiT LiKE THiS or SMELL YOUR MUM.  If you don't want to receive it, there is some kind of link at the bottom to remove yourself.  It is that simple.  Of course, to remove yourself would be foolish but, if you are not our kinda people, we don't want you anyway.

THiS IS NOT A ViDEO! 
We've got a new video for you.  Except it isn't really a video!  What we mean by that is that it won't have any sort of release beyond the innernet.  It's a selection of clips of us playing live along with some backstage stuff, drunken behaviour, debauched behaviour and TV's IAIN LEE!  It is jolly good fun though and it is below.

WARNiNG: Contains various activities and language that should only be observed and heard by those with very loose morals!!  If bad language offends you then, well, I have no idea what you're doing here anyway!

HELP US SPREAD THE ViDEO!
Cut n paste the code below to embed the video into your VERY OWN website / myspace page / vampirefreaks page / faceparty page etc etc - it is hosted on video.google.com so they are paying for the bandwidth so let's spread this thing all over the place!  Pass it on to everyone you know so that they can enjoy it, be outraged by it and disgusted by it!

SCARY TALES: THE COLLECTiON!
Our debut album was released on March 20th to a salivating crowd.  If you watched the video above, you would have heard one of the tracks from it.  The reviews are starting to come in and, so far so good!  The album has 21 tracks with a grand total of 77 minutes of music all for Very Cheap Indeed!  It was even banned by Asda!  BUY IT NOW!

AMAZON.CO.UK >>

PLAY.COM >>

HMV.CO.UK >>

CDBABY.COM (USA) >>

MISCELLANEOUS
townsend records
fading ways music
selectadisc
reveal records
track records
tower records
karma download

INTERNATiONAL
shop ireland (ireland)
amazon.fr (france)
amazon.de (germany)
amazon.jp (japan)
hmv (japan)
tower records

CLiCK HERE FOR FULL LIST INCLUDING DOWNLOAD SITES & INTERNATIONAL

BiOHAZARD: CONTAiNS BiRD FLU!! 
Stuck loads of new designs online at our merch site SMELLYOURMUM.COM, including the very topical one pictured below!  You can view that plus tons of new stuff by clicking HERE!

CHECK OUT THE SALE | CHECK OUT THE LATEST ITEMS

GiG INFO! 
As well as doing gigs, there are going to be SPiT LiKE THiS & SMELL YOUR MUM promo nites at various clubs around the country!  On these nites there will be album giveaways, t-shirts, posters etc etc so make sure you go along.  We have one confirmed date for these with many more TBC so make sure you keep an eye on our site for updates!

SAT MAY 6th Jilly's Rockworld, Manchester
SLT & SYM Promo nite with giveaways galore!  Doors open at 9pm

TUES MAY 16th Engine Rooms, Brighton
SPiT LiKE THiS playing with PRETTY TiED UP plus other acts TBC

MON MAY 29th Purple Turltle, Camden, London
SPiT LiKE THiS playing at HOTTER THAN HELL II with KING LiZARD, RED STAR REBELS and NOTHIN' TO LOSE.  4 of the hottest bands in town at the moment so get there early!

FRiDAY JUNE 9th The Tek, Dagenham, Essex
SPiT LiKE THiS playing with VOODOO VEGAS at this all ages nite!

FRiDAY JUNE 23rd Ryde Theatre, Isle Of Wight
SPiT LiKE THiS playing with SENTENCED TO REBiRTH and other bands TBC!

There are lots more dates that are To Be Confirmed so they will be listed on our GiG PAGE when they are confirmed.  

If YOU are a promotor / venue owner / festival organiser / band and want us to play, GET IN TOUCH.  View the video above to see what you'll get!

EVEN MORE FAN TATTOOS!!
It makes my head whirl every time we receive new pixx of fan tattoos - and quite a few have been added to the Gallery this month!  You can check them all out here

ALBUM OF THE MONTH / GiRL OF THE MONTH!
Those with enormous amounts of taste over at FiVE MiLES HiGH made our SCARY TALES album their album of the month in March and now, in April, have made ViKKi their girl of the month!  you can check it out right here

RADiO REQUESTS!
You can request tracks off our SCARY TALES album from the following Radio Stations with more to be added soon

TOTAL ROCK studio@totalrock.com 

KERRANG RADiO kerrangradio@kerrangradio.co.uk 

RADiO 6 ROCK SHOW bruce.6music@bbc.co.uk 

RADiO 1 ROCK SHOW rockshow@bbc.co.uk

MORE WALLPAPER!
Added even more SMELL YOUR MUM wallpaper for you to download to your compatible phone.  Check out all the choicez below - they are dead cheap and are dead cool!  Collect 'em all!!

CLiCK HERE FOR SPiT LiKE THiS Wallpaper & Ringtonez info >>

CLiCK HERE FOR ALTERNATiVE SPiT LiKE THiS Wallpaper & Ringtonez >>

CLiCK HERE FOR SMELL YOUR MUM Wallpaper info >>

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SS PROFiLEZ!
Have you checked out our latest site at www.streetslutz.com ?  It is a site for all of our delicious STREET SLuTz!  Already, a ton of you have added your profilez but we alwayz want more.  There are thousandz of you out there so please send them in!

MYSPACE.COM!
Did you know that we have a strong presence on myspace.com?  Please add us to your friendz list - you can find us at SPiT LiKE THiS | SMELL YOUR MUM | LORD ZiON | ViKKi SPiT| ViLE GiLEZ | STEViE LEE

CUMMiNG SOON!
Got some big things coming up in the next month or so.  We are going to be shooting at least TWO ViDEOS to support the SCARY TALES album, the first one in May 2006.  Can't reveal the song yet but it's a doozie!!  We are hoping to have some very special Guest Stars in it so watch this space.  The video will be to help promote a CD single that will be released in June.  That single will have one song off the SCARY TALES album plus at least one BRAND NEW track unavailable anywhere else in the world!!

For ALL of the news from the last couple of months and to find out the latest, breaking SLT news as it happens, you need to visit and keep an eye on our NEWS PAGE.

Don't forget to post the video anywhere and everywhere.  And, before we go, would just like to say hello to all the new people we have met and infected this month.  We want all your babies!

Stay Sick

SPiT LiKE THiS

LiNKZ:
SPiT LiKE THiS OFFiCiAL SiTE www.spitlikethis.com *NEW LOOK*
SCARY TALES: THE SiTE www.scarytales.co.uk 
SMELL YOUR MUM CLOTHiNG CO SiTE www.smellyourmum.com 
STREET SL u Tz OFFiCiAL SiTE www.streetslutz.com 

PS Stockz of our 4 ep'z are now very low and, as we are combining them all onto the SCARY TALES album, we will NOT be having any more manufactured!  this will mean that they will eventually be collectible so, if you want to get yourz whilst you still can, do it!
CLiCK HERE to buy THE POP SHOT! XXXTRA CD >>
CLiCK HERE to buy ANARCHY FOR TWO CD >>
CLiCK HERE to buy DRAGGED KiCKING & SCREAMiNG CD >>
CLiCK HERE to buy SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG CD >>