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like this / smell your mum newsletter # 3 april
03 well, hello there!
time sure does move fast in our little universe. seemz like only
yesterday i was preparing the march newsletter and here i am again, a
month older, a month wiser (yeah, right!) and bursting at the seamz to
bring you the lastest happeningz! it'z been one hell of a buzy month so
stay tuned and read on. oh, and i'm going to try *really* hard not to
swear this issue - seemz some of you couldn't open the last mail shot
because of the naughty wordz. i'll try and use things like !##!@^*! to
replace those wordz - please use the expletive of your choice whenever
you come across them...
a quick word about spam... this is something we're not into. if you
have received this mailing it is because either a) you joined the
mailing list, dummy! b) you contacted us for a free sticker c) you're on
our street team d) you've bought something from us at some point over
the last few months. so, that's fair enough. each and every one of you
contacted us first. however, if you want to remove yourself (in the
process, of course, you will be left to burn in a smouldering pit of
your own fecal matter), just click on the link at the very bottom of the
page...
spit like this announce new band members!! so, what the #!@* can i tell you about these noizmonsters??? well, i
can tell you this. stevie lee is the man with the axe. bc rich warlock,
natch, in a lovely shade of neon green. hair a lovely shade of purple.
can often be found lurking in dark corners. next up, vile gilez. our
very own tubthumper, and just about the loudest most aggressive stixster
around! last but by no meanz least, we have t3 or terence t terence as
he iz also known. t3 playz 2nd guitar and keyz - often both at the same
time! so, there we have it. we're currently rehearsing like the bitchez
we are so lock up your best china az we'll be heading to a town near you
very soon...
a word about the free swag... so, right now i know that i've annoyed a lot of you. i know that
because i stuck you all on this mailing list. serves you right for being
so shameless. you see the word free and gotta have it, right?? so go
remove yourself now - there's a link at the bottom to do it - and don't
complain to me, complain to jaydiller or whateverthef##k it was that
said we were a freebie site. and go learn to read or something and stop
breeding. 10q.
is anyone left??
magazine competition # 1 here's what you got to do. to be in with the chance of winning one,
you need to send a text to 85133 with the message GRAB 6 (you must
include a space between 'grab' and '6'). you can also send an entry to
rock sound, 2nd floor, 50a rosebery avenue, london, ec1r 4rp. you need
to write 'grab 6' then your name, age, address, telephone number, email
address and mobile number on the reverse of the postcard. eazy peazy.
magazine competition # 2 they also did a nice little article on us. you can read all about it
by hitting the link below.
competition # 3 big thankz to matt mason for organizing the comp with totalrock.com
and also a big big thanks to ronnie at rock sound and pat at 100% biker.
you shall all be remembered favourably when we rule the planet!!
hoorah!!
click
here for the latest smell your mum news
gig announcement!! more dates will be announced soon - also in the pipeline are some
prestigious dates at the borderline, the garage and, most importantly,
the astoria!!!! yes folkz, itz true, spit like this will be playing the
astoria at some point this year!! london town had better watch out - the
clean up job on that is gonna be massive! as anyone who has seen a spit
like this show knowz, there is alwayz a big clean up job but the astoria,
jeeeeeezus - doesn't bear thinkin about!!! anyway, a big big thank you
MUST go out to our very very good friends david & paul at edgewise -
you guyz ROKK and they are the misfitz brave enough to put us on the
bill at all these datez - we won't let you down!!!
to
keep an eye on our tour dates, bookmark this page
thanks to jenny for doing the deed!
interview
appearing here any day now!!
when we get it, we're gonna blacken out the windowz, put massive spit
like this and smell your mum logoz on it and drive it around annoying
the hell out of towniez in their titmobilez. twatz wont know what hit 'em!!!
we are naming the hearse 'the boner' and it will be our official
transport until someone sticks us in a tour bus! keep an eye on our
sitez az we'll post a pic asap.
click
here to view all our great swag!!
and it's all thanx to you. no, not you, but YOU!!! each and every one
of you that haz gotten off your butt and slapped a sticker somewhere,
bought a t-shirt, bought a cd, told a friend, slapped an enemy and so
on. all of this has been because of you. we owe you but we don't forget
it - which is why we give you free stuff! you rule, we rule!!! we will
stamp out the towniez that make our life hell. we will not give in to
the abuse from those that think they are in authority - we will raise
hell and, most importantly of all, have a f@~#*g blast doing it!! hey, i
just realised, i got through this whole thing without swearing once!!
hey, i'm a fucking hero!!!!!
UNTIL
NEXT TIME - ROCK LIKE FUCK!!!!!!
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