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NOiZLETTER
# 29 :: HOTTER THAN HELL!! Damn, it'z hot! Summer appearz to have finally made it'z way over to the UK and we are sweltering... the resultz are that this NOiZLETTER is hotter than ever before!! First up, I must talk about SPAM. Not that yucky processed meat stuff but spam of the email kind. If you are receiving this, is it because you have contacted either SPiT LiKE THiS or SMELL YOUR MUM. If you don't want to receive it, there is some kind of link at the bottom to remove yourself. It is that simple. Of course, to remove yourself would be foolish but, if you are not our kinda people, we don't want you anyway. Right then, so what has been happening in our ever-expanding Universe?? Well, quite a lot, as it happenz.. You cannot fail to have noticed that our latest, greatest ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" has been rather succesful. In fact, for an "underground" band, we have surpassed all expectationz. Just check out these statz: # 1 Amazon Pre-Release Chart! # 1 Official UK EP Chart! # 5 Amazon CD Singlez Chart! # 8 UK Rock & Metal Chart! #13 Future Chart! And that is just the beginning.. We made it onto the TotalRock Radio A-list Playlist (email studio@totalrock.com to request us) and even recorded a session for them. Just last week, they invited me and ViKKi into the studio for a live interview and chat, which was great fun. So, what'z next for us?? Onwardz and upwardz, my friendz, onwardz and upwardz. We are TBC on a couple of festivalz thru the summer and we're also looking for partnerz to get SLEAZE SELLS... released internationally. We're also going to be shooting a video real soon so you can look at us time and time again.. lucky you!
GiGZ YOU
MUST SEE: Saturday 25th June > Oasthouse, Rainham, Kent Friday 15th
July > SLEAZEFEST '05 > Full Moon, Bristol Thurzday
28th July > Engine Room, Brighton More gigz are TBC so alwayz keep an eye on our TOUR PAGE for updatez and additionz. Whilst I'm here, I should mention one festival we have been booked for - UGLiBEEVA '05 EXTREME SPORTZ FESTiVAL. It'z a 3-day event full of bungee jumping, skating, bmx-ing - all that crazy stuff you all love. Takez place September 9th, 10th & 11th in North Yorkshire. WE ARE PLAYiNG so you have no excusez for missing it! The Offical Site is at www.uglibeeva.com
KERRANG
AWARDZ: Best British
Newcomer - SPiT LiKE THiS Please vote as much and as often as possible. Yes, we are the total underdogz here but, with your help, you KNOW that we can make wavez. Too many people care.
SMELLYOURMUM.COM
SUMMER SALE ON NOW Well, that'z nearly it. ALL OF THE NEWZ can be viewed right about here. Before we go, I must plug the latest ep some more - "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" - if you haven't got your copy yet, buy it now!! Here is what people have said about it: SiNGLE OF THE WEEK! "Ah yes, back on track and wired and weird and sleazed up, like The Rocky Horror Picture Show going all the way and then some more, wear what they tell you and do it now. Their first ‘proper’ single, they already have a massive following and a million ‘offensive’ t-shirts out there – the last demo hinted at compromise, none of that here, they’ve seen the error of their ways. Think Adam Ant, The Godamn Whores, T-Rex, Motley Crue, early Twisted Sister (when they were still a punked up shock rock band right back at the start). PVC nurses uniforms, boys in high heels like new york dolls, think sleaze and porn and wholesome things like that – total trash rock, ridiculously shaped guitars, raw raw operatic rocky horror trash rock - chav baiting, fetish strutting, over the top sleaze….. the kind of band that your parents worry about, a band to throw your underwear at - ban this filth now…" organart.com (issue 118, may 12th '05) "my sleaze sells..but who's buying? EP just arrived...i LOVE it more than i love..cake! infact, i'll be listening to it non-stop all week ;) xxx" "Hey man, your CD came today, and I listened to it over and over like 10 times, it rules I swear, you guys totally rock" "This EP can only be described one way - fan-blumming-tastic! If you love the over the top theatrics of Kiss and Motley Crue you have to own this CD. The production, lyrics and music are quite simply superb, a huge step forward from their last single. If their album is going to be as good as this, I can't wait. They deserve an award!" "The songs I've heard from this EP contain enough sleaze to kill Hugh Hefner, and certainly enough to make your Mum want to disown you. I suggest you order this before some MP tries to get it banned. Not because of the naughty content, but because it's too good for human ears!" "I'm totally loving this new EP, thanks to yourself and the rest of the band." "You are like a breath of fresh air to the music scene, this is what Rock Music needed a serious kick up the ass." "Oh my f u c k!! This caused so much moistness I swear my eardrums e j a c u l a t e d" "Well I'm glad Royal Mail didn't c o c k up this delivery, the EP rocks (I especially love G a y Man). Hurry up and put out a full length album!" "I'm still partly speechless from the ep... It's amazing! Well Done!" "Ohhh!!! this is f u c k ing mind blowing..." YOU can get YOUR copy from all the usual suspectz - HMV, ViRGiN, TOWER RECORDZ etc and you can also buy it online at AMAZON, PLAY.COM, 101CD.COM etc. You can also download it from NAPSTER and KARMADOWNLOAD If you already have a copy of the ep - THANK YOU!!! If you want to help us sell even more of them, please distribute the attached banner liberally (ie on your own site, on message boardz etc) and hyperlink it to http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0009J4SJG/026-2025621-0657235
also, by way of saying THANK YOU, below is a picture of our most triumphant gig at the CAMDEN UNDERWORLD, LONDON June 9th. We played with Adam Bomb that nite and everyone had a "blast" - so here it is, a postcard from us, to you to say THANX!! YOU GUYZ RULE...AND SO DO WE!!
LiNKZ: Over 'n' out you lovely, sweaty, sexy people!!!
SPiT LiKE
THiS "Sleaze Sells...But Who's Buying?" SPiTLiKETHiS.COM
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