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THE NOiZLETTER # 24
FEBRUARY 2005
HELL-O
and may we be the last to wish you a Happy New Year!
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first of
all, big apologiez that it has taken up until now to do the first NOiZLETTER
of 2005.. this has been down to a total lack of time coz we have
been sooooo busy, which is great! ever since our placing # 8
in the KERRANG! READER'Z POLL, we have been snowed under.
seemz everyone wantz a piece of us now. what piece remainz to be
seen, however...
here is what'z
been going on in the SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE over the past month or
so:
SLEAZE
SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?
well, i guess
the biggest newz is that we will be venturing back into the studio to
record a new ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?".
this ep will be our first commercial release, distributed via UNiVERSAL.
what that meanz is that you will be able to go into hmv or virgin or
something and get it there. it will still be an independent
release by us and mr manager though, so we are gonna be hassling the
shit out of you to get us in the chartz! but in a nice
way... cover artwork will be released soon (when i've finished it)
and the track listing is:
1. trust
your instincts
2. trick or mistreat
3. dragged kicking & screaming
4. gay man
we are
positively moist with antici...pation about this and will fill you in
with more info as soon as we get it.
GALLERY
UPDATEZ
the
gallery has been updated with imagez from the last couple of
showz including pixx from our awesome gig at the red lion in
gravesend. our first time there and the turnout was massive - big
thanx to everyone that ventured out on a cold winter'z night to witness
usl
GiG
DATEZ FOR 2005
we've been
trying to book gigz in placez we have yet to play around the country and
are putting together a decent bunch of showz for you all. we are
constantly getting emailz from fanz saying "please cum and play
this cool venue near me" and, when we get those emailz, we DO
contact the venuez! but, you got to as well. the more you
hassle them, the more likely they are to put us on. anyway, here
are the showz so far - note that some are TBC so double check before
travelling. more
are being booked all the time, so keep an eye on our TOUR
PAGE. and, if YOU have a venue or if YOU are a
promotor or if YOU are a band looking for a support act, then
what the hell are you waiting for?? TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK
RiGHT HERE!! guaranteed to give you bang for your buck.
you will NOT see ANYTHiNG like us, so book us whilst you still can - spit@spitlikethis.com MARCH
2005
13th the
croft
117-119 stokes, bristol, bs1 3rw
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view
website
SPiT LiKE THiS, clockwork snipers, red top matches
£4 / 8.00pm 20th
infinity
piccadilly, london (TBC) APRiL
7th,
purple
turtle
61-65
crowndale, camden, london
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view website
SPiT
LiKE THiS, dead famous,
magic heroes,
21 dead
£4.50 / 7.30pm / flyer
27th,
clapham
grand
clapham, london
(TBC)
SPiT
LiKE THiS supporting ALiKE COOPER
JUNE
18th,
red
lion
crete
hall road, northfleet, gravesend, kent
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website
age
14+ (18 for booze) / £4 / 8.30pm
25th,
oasthouse
rainham, kent 29th,
the
attik
leicester (TBC) JULY
9th,
the
attik
leicester (TBC) SMELLYOURMUM.COM
VS, CHAVS
our notorious smellyourmum.com
webshite is gaining even more notoriety by the second! apart from
our regular adz in kerrang!, metal hammer, bizarre, classic rock, viz,
totalrock and even penthouse (!!), NEW STATESMAN magazine did a
feature on chavs a couple of weekz back and we got a mention \m/ - "A
slightly scary website called smellyourmum.com has no fewer than 17
anti-chav and anti-townie T-shirts such as 'Kill a Chav', 'Fuck This Shit
I'm Going Chav-Hunting' and 'Chavs Suck, Innit'" -
how much do we rule!? i am glad that we are getting the recognition
that we so richly deserve!!? ...AND
TO CELEBRATE THiS?
well, we
couldn't let this bit of unexpected national exposure pass us by without a
wee celebration so, in honour of this, we released our latest and most
daring ANTi-CHAV t-shirt to date... now this is gonna piss a
whoooooole buncha people off...
and, NO, before anyone
askz, we are NOT nazi'z! in case you don't get it, what you are
looking at is a burberry swastika with "CHAViST" being word play
with fascist. get it now? good. now
go buy one!
STREET
SLuTz - THiS IS FOR YOU!
our amazing
army of STREET SLuTz has done such an incredible job over the last 12
monthz that we thought it was about time that we gave you your own little
logo. naturally, we thought that we should design a logo with a
military feel, in honour of the zealous way that you spread our propoganda
so, here it is in all it'z glory
you can download
it as a flyer to hand out and you can get
it on a t-shirt for just £5. yes, £5!!
OUR
SPACE ON MY SPACE
SPiT LiKE
THiS now has a little corner of myspace.com for networking and metting
new friendz 'n' SLuTz. if you're on there, you could do worse than
add us and, if you keep your eyez peeled, you might find a few of us loose
roaming around the place... find us at http://myspace.com/spitlikethisuniverse
SLuTRooM
ONLiNE NOW!
finally got
around to sticking a chatroom up, after constant demand! it ain't
too pretty at the moment but it is getting more and more popular - busiest
timez seem to be @ night. anyway, you can find the SLuTRooM
(as it is affectionately known) HERE
HOW
TO WiN FRiENDZ AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE...
dear oh dear
oh dear.. lookz like we've REALLY rattled someonez cage this time.
check out this email that was received by our manager from someone
describing themselvez as a 'concerned parent':
"As
every self respecting educated parent knows, it does not take long to suss
out what is really behind the anti social propaganda you promote. MONEY
and that is all it is. None of you give a shit about the kids you promote
your shit to, it is just a way of making lots of of the stuff out of the
the so called bored teenagers who are vulnerable to the sick shit you are
promoting. People like you will get rich out of it and at the end of the
day, leave the parents to clean the minds of our kids who have read and
listened to your crap. What is the problem with Spit Like This. If
they have true talent then they will be noticed without all this crap
feeding the kids with anti social and anti parent behaviour. Your business
promotes the making of Money and not the welfare of the of the kids in the
community." ANARCHY" YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT. I will be
contacting Government departments in order to have you closed down. Your
bussiness is Abusive, Indecent and Anti Social"
watch out
everyone, he'z going to get us closed down!! he'z gonna go to the department
of naughty rock bandz and get us annihilated. i mean, the
government isn't doing anything important at the moment, is it?
rescuing the nhs? at war in iraq? that all pales into
insignificance when you compare it to the major HAZARD that we are.
sheesh, i read his compelling argument against us and nearly closed us
down myself. what a prick! in it for the money?!! i
nearly fell off my throne when i read that. as you all know, we are
100% DIY - we have only gotten this far through determination and hard
work, not record company handoutz. if we were in it for the money,
we'd be writing busted style songz and sucking off simon cowell! if
he knew ANYTHiNG about us, he would know that we stand for FREE SPEECH
& FREE EXPRESSiON. what he is suggesting is censorship of the
highest order and he is a prime example of WHY we promote
"anti-parent" behaviour - he is trying to REPRESS and that is
something that i will ALWAYZ fight. man, i feel sorry for his kidz.
do your worst, dickweed.
FAN
ART UPDATED
i will say
this until my dayz end, but we really do have the most amazing bunch of
fanz - check out the latest bunch of FAN
ART that we have recieved. keep 'em cumming - we love seeing
it all!
EXPLOSiVE
INTERViEW WiTH ViKKi SPiT
check out the
first interview of 2005 with any of us - rock explosion has
featured ViKKi in their ROCK GiRLZ section. in fact,
she is the first girl from the UK that they have featured!! go
ViKKi!! read
the interview here
GLiTZiNE
CD REViEW
one of the
best reviewz ever written about us has been published on GLiTZiNE
that endz up by saying "Spit Like This 'Dragged Kicking &
Screaming', 10 out of 10 stars. Sleaze down your throat".
10 out of 10 eh?? not bad at all... you can read it - and
loadz more - reviewz on our reviewz
page
SMELLYOURMUM.COM
NOW DOES MiNi-DRESSES!
each and every
one of the designz on smellyourmum.com - including the SPiT LiKE
THiS designz - are now available as mini-dresses for just £5
extra!! you can see ViKKi modelling the SKULLHEART
dress below. for more information, or to buy a load ('coz you know
you want to) visit www.smellyourmum.com
NOW!
I
DO BELiEVE THAT IS IT...FOR NOW!
told ya we
were busy! as alwayz, we are fighting to be noticed, fighting to
be heard and fighting to be seen. with your help though, we are
slowly but surely achieving each and every one of our objectivez.
best of all, we are doing it OUR way.
from day
one, WE have made the rulez and, from day one, WE have given YOU the
toolz to stand up for YOUR OWN INDiViDUAL fightz. first and
foremost, SPiT LiKE THiS is a band BUT we are also a
movement. a way of life. a support network. we believe
in individuality, freedom and creativity and we fight ANYONE that triez
to control any of that. we are the ONLY band that givez YOU the
power to win in your fightz and injusticez - for FREE!
make no
mistake, you will be hearing a lot more about us over the forthcumming
monthz. a LOT more...
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