~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SPiT LiKE THiS >> SMELLYOURMUM.COM >> NOiZLETTER # 22 TRASHY?? YOU BET!! november 04 hey Lord, THIS IS NOT SPAM!!... this is something we're not into. everyone on our mailing list contacted us first! however, someone may have added you against your will or you may not want the NOiZLETTER any more - if that is the case, you can opt out by following the link at the bottom. no need to get stroppy with anyone - it's just an email!! anyway, on with the show... "i can barely contain my excitement this month", said the lead singer from the TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK "i cannot wait to share the amazing newz with the thouzandz of people around the planet that care"... well, it lookz like that time has nearly arrived! SLT VOTED
TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK!!! so, here are the factz: ACEY SLADE, guitar player with the MURDERDOLLS and frontman of TRASHLiGHT ViSiON decided to start the search for the TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK. a national hunt began and the live finalz were held at THE UNDERWORLD, london on 5th october. we were, as ever, fantabulous and, the second we finished our performance, we knew we had it in the bag. big thanx must go out to ACEY for conceiving of the aforementioned, ALEX KANE from ANTiPRODUCT for being such a jolly good sport and to each and every one of YOU that showed up and screamed for all it was worth on the night. you all rock like the illegitimate sonz and daughterz of satan that you no-doubt are!! part of our enormous prize package (!) was to appear on TOTALROCK RADiO the next day to be interviewed about our exploitz. oh dear oh dear! it would appear that, within secondz of our arrival, the airwavez were littered with storiez about s e x in graveyardz, with donkeyz, winklez and my flaming piece. well, what did they expect?! HOW WE WON IN PiCTURE FORM (WARNiNG: CONTAiNZ NUDiTY!!) >>
nottingham pixx the proof is in the pudding, so they say - the link below will magically transport you to pagez of IMAGEZ capturing the dazed eventz. what a wonderful world we inhabit.
GiGz for
november / december we will be playing the following datez, however: 4th november - telegraph,
brixton, london 4th december - tap'n'tin,
chatham, kent remember though, datez are added any time all the time so you must keep an eye on our site for changez / additionz. also, that is the place to go for pricing, directionz, flyerz etc. oh, and whilst i'm here... PROMOTORZ - we are alwayz looking for new placez to play! as THE TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK, i think we have proved ourselvez so, if you are one of them and have been umming and ahhing, stop it now and just get in touch!
fivemileshigh.com go visit them now - on the index page you will see two linx featuring us. check em both out and thanx to fmh!!
smell your mum
stockistz also joining us this month on our mission to annoy a planet is SPYKER which is at kings court, glasgow. if YOU own a shop and would like to stock SMELL YOUR MUM, get in touch! the minimum order is low, the turnaround is fast and there is ££££ to be made!! we advertise regularly in KERRANG!, METAL HAMMER, BiZARRE, ViZ, TOTAL ROCK and loadz more so there are literally hundredz of thousandz, if not millionz, of people out there aware of us... whilst i'm here, i may as well plug the 3 X-RATED XMAS t-shirt designz that we have online. if you're getting this in html, you can see one of them here, if not, check out the site to see them. and, yes, i know it'z early but tesco's bloody started in september so go moan at them. and, in case you missed it last month, we have duplicated our notorious ANTi-TOWNiE designz to ANTi- CHAV!
competition
time!! next one is in DEVOLUTiON MAGAZiNE. they also gave us a rather lovely review this month of our "DRAGGED KiCKiNG & SCREAMiNG" ep, so thanx to them! go to THEiR WEBSiTE for detailz of their mag and how to get your copy.
reviewz and
interviewz! "absolutely one of the most outrageously sexy and blatantly RnR bands out there" - fivemileshigh.com "A full on balls out no bulls h i t snotty snarling punk attitude sadistic masochistic love machine s e x beast of a rock n' roll band. The band make music look & sound dangerous & rebellious again living by their own rules and lifestyle" - dukester "Your mum warned you about bands like this... you need to be curious and you need to go take a bite, Spit Like This do things their own way and their way is good" - organart.com "It is rock 'n' roll to the bone...trashy, way over the top, hardcore sleaze to the max" - rockreport and those are just the highlightz!! visit OUR REViEWZ PAGE for the full story! also published this month was a lengthy interview with yourz truly on sleaze-metal.com - one of our new fave placez to be!! vince is a great guy and he asked some great questionz - as a result, he got some great answerz! controvertial?? you decide buy following the link below (scroll down when you get there to read it in english) READ THE INTERViEW ON SLEAZE-METAL.COM >>
for new people to the SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE, it is kind of a compilation of what SLT are about, so people can basically decide if they love us, or if they are retardz. for long serving S L u T z there are never-before-seen pixx on there and, eventually, there will be streaming SLT RADiO (once i can figure out how to do it - if someone wantz to tell me, please do!!). to celebrate all of the above, we have also added some new desktop wallpaper for you with the X X X PERiENCE logo on. just follow the link below as you can find it all there X X X PERiENCE SPiT LiKE THiS >>
you can check out some pixx of other faithful S L u T z who have shown their loyalty and devotion in ink. DO YOU HAVE AN SLT TATTOO?? if so, let us know!!
simply follow the link below, save the image onto your computer, print it out, cut out all the black bits with an art knife then do your worst! you can use it to spray your walls, your car, make t- shirtz, skate ramps, the pavement, school, college, work - any goddamn place you can think of!! and, hey, we want to see your handy work so send us the pixx!
thousandz of S L u T z can't be wrong. we have an ever-growing ever-expanding army of the faithful that devote their time and their livez to informing as many as possible about the SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE. every now and then, we get an email from someone that just doesn't get it. they don't understand what we are doing and why we are doing it. and, what do people do when they don't understand something? they ridicule it. but, that's ok. the important thing is, they know who we are. as a great man once said, "RiDiCULE IS NOTHiNG TO BE SCARED OF". if YOU have been ridiculed lately for your dress, your music, your beliefz, your life THAT IS PROOF, if ever any were needed, that this is where you belong, in the SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE. we'll look after you! SPiTLiKETHiS.COM
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