march 03
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powerplay cd covermount, spit like this on tv, xfm discover slt, smell your mum goes down a storm at the edge and more...
-- powerplay cd covermount
-- spit like this on tv
-- spit like this t-shirts in stock now!!
-- xfm discover spit like this
-- smell your mum in las vegas!
-- spit like this, smell your mum and the bubblegum sluts...
-- the first live shows coming soon!
-- rock sound / total rock competitions coming soon
-- we now have msn messenger
-- ...and finally
-- until next time people, we love you all!!!!!

greetings,

here we are again. was it really only a month ago?? seems like forever since we did one of these - but then we have been busy as fuck over the last month! so, grab your drug of choice, sit back, relax and read on.

a quick word about spam... this is something we're not into. if you have received this mailing it is because either a) you joined the mailing list, dummy! b) you contacted us for a free sticker c) you're on our street team d) you've bought something from us at some point over the last few months. so, that's fair enough. each and every one of you contacted us first. however, if you want to remove yourself (in the process, of course, you will be left to burn in a smouldering pit of your own fecal matter), just click on the link at the very bottom of the page...

powerplay cd covermount
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go grab the latest issue (# 42) of powerplay magazine! why? i hear you cry... well, coz you get a free cd filled with great bands and one of those bands just so happens to be us! (if you're receiving this in html format, there'll be a piccy on the left to show you what the cover looks like)

so for a paltry £3.50 you get a great mag with a great cd on. the song we donated was 'trust your instincts' off our latest 'anarchy for two' ep. it's actually a different mix to the final version so is bound to be highly collectible in the years to come.

spit like this on tv
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the powers that be have decided it is time that we got our first sniffle of telly. so, at some point during march, we're gonna be bundled into a black van to a secret location to record some stuff for a forthcoming tv show. can't reveal much more than that but, at the very very least, we're gonna have a blast!!!!

spit like this t-shirts in stock now!!
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yes, they have finally arrived and there are four designs for you to choose from. you girlzzzz that want skinny tees, you got one - although you don't get a back print it's only gbp 12.99 including shipping. we have a choice of cool backprints for the standard t-shirts including the now legendary 'spit like this say go fuck yourself' slogan!!

get into our shop to have a decent look around then buy something. go on, you know you wanna!

xfm discover spit like this
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well, in the uk xfm radio is a big deal, ok?? anyway, one of their wonderful dj's is now the proud owner of a smell your mum t-shirt after someone on our street team gave him a call to let him know we exist. never one's to let an opportunity pass them by, we also sent him some spit like this music which he loved! he's gonna pass it on to the rock dj so you should be hearing us over the airwaves somepoint soon..

he also confirmed that we had, indeed, invented a brand new genre of music. one that had never existed until i did. he congratulated me (z) on that and he named it... goth glam! so, there you have it. two releases and two brand new genres. we rule!!

smell your mum in las vegas!
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had a couple of big shows on the t-shirt front this month. our distributer took them along to london edge where they went down an absolute fucking storm then, just a few days later, they were in las vegas at the 'magic' show offending a whole new continent! obviously, we're mighty proud of that as it could mean that our american friends will be able to buy them in store soon! (don't forget though, you can buy em through the innernet before then from us!!!)

spit like this, smell your mum and the bubblegum sluts...
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we got interviewed the other day by the wonderful alison for her equally wonderful bubblegum slut fanzine. i gotta say, she asked some wicked questions and it was a great interview coming out issue 11 i think.

so, show your support to someone else that has the spit like this ethos and get your asses over to the bubblegum slut - links below - and tell alison we sent ya...

the first live shows coming soon!
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yes, our master plan is finally paying off. after 18 months of getting this just right, we now feel it is time to get this thing on the road and tear up a few towns. so far, we have recruited ttt who will be taking up keyboard and second guitar roles. we are auditioning guitarists as we speak and hope to make a decision over the next coupla weeks but we are still madly searching for a drummer!

where the fuck are they?? most drummers we audition are shit but, if you do know of any decent drummers, tell them about us and tell them to fucking get in touch. we have so much shit happening right now - this is set to expllooooooooooddddde!!!
rock sound / total rock competitions coming soon
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keep your eye our for the next issue of rock sound magazine as you'll be in for a chance to win some smell your mum goodies!! same goes for the smashing super great matt mason at totalrock.com who is 2 years old (in dj terms) this month and, to celebrate, will be giving away some of our swag!!!

we now have msn messenger
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ok ok. we relented. we've come out of the dark ages and have gotten ourselves an msn messenger thingy so we can chat to you people in real time. we've already enjoyed a week of lively chat and it fucking rules!!

so, if you want to chat with us, add spitlikethis@hotmail.com to your contacts list. we're normally on for about an hour a day so would be cool to hear from you all!!
...and finally
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it's been a busy month for us here. we've had some interesting calls and it looks like there some fantabulous stuff coming up in the near future. once they're all cast in stone, we will, of course, let you lovely people know.

we'd also like to thank everyone that's gotten in touch this month. we love getting your letters n emails - let's us know that you people actually do give a shit. we're making new friends every month and it is all down to you! you guys are telling your friends, they are telling their friends and this is growing fast. i'm gonna let you in on a secret - we had a call from a record company exec last week, foaming at the mouth who had heard all about this. you know what he said?? he said that this is gonna be MASSIVE - he sees what you see and he sees where we want to take this. we're a fucking juggernaught and you got two choices, get on board or stand in the way. and we all know what happens if you stand in the way of a juggernaut!! kablooooey!!!!!
until next time people, we love you all!!!!!
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remember, both spit like this cd's are available for just gbp 2.99... smell your mum t-shirts for just gbp 12.99... bad mother fucker wallets gbp 34.99... new spit like this t-shirts from 12.99 - go get your swag now!!!!!!