SPiT LiKE THiS / smellyourmum.com newsletter # 17
c o m e o n d o w n a n d j o i n t h e r i d e

june 04
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in this month's issue:
-- gig @ the lido - wow!!
-- EP III cumming soon!
-- slipknot admire our boner!
-- SPiT LiKE THiS wallpaper
-- new SLTee
-- as seen on MTV2!!
-- FREE STiCKERS!! new designs!!
-- borderline 6th june - be there!!!
-- game over
-- not forgetting our message board

how you doin' Lord,

again, this month has been massive in terms of new recruits to our cause - partially due to our exposure in kerrang! (oo-er) and partly due to word-of-mouth. welcome to all the newbies - you guyz rock!! this newsletter is gonna be pretty brief, mainly because we have been soooooooooo busy, but wanted to check in with you guys..

THIS IS NOT SPAM!!... this is something we're not into. if you have received this mailing it is because either a) you joined the mailing list, dummy! b) you contacted either SPiT LiKE THiS or smellyourmum.com for a free sticker c) you're on our street team d) you've bought something from either SPiT LiKE THiS or smellyourmum.com at some point over the last few months. so, that's fair enough. each and every one of you contacted us first. however, occasionally, some idiots go around adding "friends" so, if you want to remove yourself (in the process, of course, you will be left to burn in a smouldering pit of your own fecal matter), just click on the link at the very bottom of the page...

gig @ the lido - wow!!
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what can i say about our gig at the lido?? we were expecting a great show, what we got was far beyond that. the audience were like none-other - salivating at the prospect of a SPiT LiKE THiS show.. and did we disappoint? hell no!! it was a monster of a show and, so we are told, we got one of the best responses ever at that venue.

we made a load of new friendz that night - we will be back, that is a promise! and next time will be bigger and better!! we taped the whole thing so might stick snippets online for you soon. as a tribute to the great crowd, we took photos of some of you and stuck them online - the link below takes you there. thank you one and all!

check out the gallery - including a tasteful shot of vikki's butt!!!

EP III cumming soon!
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yes, it is true! we have been in the studio this month (animal farm in london *waves to ville and matt*) recording three songs for our new ep. chances are the ep is gonna be called DRAGGED KICKING & SCREAMING and features 3 blinding songs. i really cannot get across to you how good these songs are. imagine the best sex you ever had, then times that by three, throw in a few hookers and a line of charlie and you are STILL a thousand miles away from how kick ass it is!

snippets will be revealed online soon - the cd cover, maybe even a couple of taster mp3's.. we'll see. the release will be late june / early july 2004. i cannot wait!!

full studio report and gallery

slipknot admire our boner!
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whilst we were in the studio, a big tour bus pulled in and, who should get out?? slipknot, that's who. they use the place to rehearse and they'd done a gig the night before. anyway, the first thing they did when they exited their tour bus was take another mini tour, of our boner! yep, those dirty rascals couldn't keep their eyes off it - and who can blame them! it is a glorious boner!!!

um, i'm new here and dunno what the boner is...

SPiT LiKE THiS wallpaper
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yep, got some new wallpaper for you to download, based on a new tee design we did - made up of thousands of our SKULLOX logo - doesn't it look pretty?!

click here to download yours

new SLTee
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and here is the t-shirt that i'm talking about.. features the new logo filled with thousands of SKULLOX - looks amazing and you can choose from 15 different backprints, all for just £9.99!! what a bargain!

click here to buy!!

as seen on MTV2!!
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hey, check this out! had an email from one of our fanz saying that bam magera, he from jackass and other stuff, was seen on MTV2 wearing a SPiT LiKE THiS t- shirt!! how goddam cool is that!? hey bam, if you're reading this - thanx!! get in touch and we'll send you some more swag!

the tee he was wearing was the one with the SKULLOX on the front, don't know what backprint it was. but you can get one just like bam's from our site, link below...

be like bam!

FREE STiCKERS!! new designs!!
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yep, we've given away hundreds of thousands of free stickers over the last year or more, but we don't stop! we have thousands more to give away for free! not only that but they are KILL A TOWNIE ones! how cool is that? they have the smellyourmum.com logo on then KILL A TOWNIE. did you know that, if you type in killatownie.com, you get to us?! that's how serious we are about declaring war on these burberry wearing twats!

we also have newer, bigger better SPiT LiKE THiS ones - they have the skull logo on along with the infamous legend.. to get your free swag, visit our two sites and fill in the form or, if you are on the street team, get in touch. you know how!

street team info

borderline 6th june - be there!!!
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our gig at the borderline on the 6th june is going ahead supporting the GEOFF STARR band. we want as many of you to be there as is humanly possible. yeah, i know it's download but surely some of you will be staying behind!? those that are, get your butts to london.

costs £6 to get in but, grab a flyer and it's just a fiver. doors open at 7, we're onstage at 7.50 so get there early!!

download your flyer here!!

a plea
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told ya it would be short and sweet this month. we've been busy in the studio so not as much time as normal to get ourselves into trouble... oh well, a full month ahead to make up for it!! we're currently booking gigs for july / august / september so any promotor people, get in touch and if any want a cd, give us a shout. we're trying to get more shows OUT of london so don't be afraid to call. we will come!!! finally, i will leave you with this:

ok, we really need your help. the rise of SPiT LiKE THiS has been magical for us. from our humble beginnings selling vikki's used panties on eBay to where we are today. BUT, it is not enough. now we need the magazines in this country to take notice. chances are, they've heard of us, but the next step is for them to want us.
IF YOU HAVE SEEN US LiVE OR HEARD ANY OF OUR MUSiC AND THiNK THAT WE DESERVE A BREAK please please please, write to KERRANG!, write to METAL HAMMER and write to anyone else you can think of!
just tell them that you have seen us live and we kick ass. tell them that you've heard our cd's and they're awesome. tell them that you love our enormous boner and that you want to grope vikki's ass. tell them that mr sinatra has a pink nob and that we live in a graveyard!! just tell them that you want to know more about us and WHY THE HELL aren't we in their magazine?!
you can email them but we would prefer that you actually wrote - put pen to paper - it has more impact. but, if you can't be bothered to write, email.
WE CAN DO THiS TOGETHER!! we want to tell the world about SPiT LiKE THiS, SLT music and the SLT lifestyle. you are here because you love it and you are a part of this. we provide the music and the goodies and the attitude but YOU give us the reason to do it in the first place.
from the bottom of our bottoms, we thank you
Kerrang.com Mappin House 4 Winsley Street London W1W 8HF
not forgetting our message board
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i'm gonna keep plugging it! we have a crazy community online now with thousands and thousands of posts. but, what we want to know is, where are YOU?!?!

SPiT LiKE THiS / smellyourmum.com message board



how to get in touch
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