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like this / smell your mum newsletter # 15 april
04 greetings,
damn, this month has been good! loads of gigs, news of more to come
and some big big happenings on the record deal front. all top secret at
the moment but it is pant-wettingly exciting for a bunch of reprobates
like us!!
a quick word about spam... this is something we're not into. if you
have received this mailing it is because either a) you joined the
mailing list, dummy! b) you contacted us for a free sticker c) you're on
our street team d) you've bought something from us at some point over
the last few months. so, that's fair enough. each and every one of you
contacted us first. however, if you want to remove yourself (in the
process, of course, you will be left to burn in a smouldering pit of
your own fecal matter), just click on the link at the very bottom of the
page...
smellyourmum.com new look!! we now also do a range of t-shirt for all you teenage dirt-bags that
go and get yourself pregnant! the logo is printed on the
"bump" which adds to the joke. and, this month, we have added
about 10 more designs including the hysterical nike pisstake, which you
can view in this newsletter if you get the html version. and, remember,
everything is 100% secure!!
take me to smellyourmum.com NOW!!
spit like this mini-tour!! as they stand at the moment, the dates are: sat 15th may @ the
cartoon, croydon supporting vice squad and geoff starr (not to be
missed!!) /// brighton komedia date tbc /// venue tbc hitchin, herts,
date tbc /// sun 6th june, borderline. remember, these dates are not set
in stone yet - some might be added, some moved - so make sure you keep
an eye on our site!
this is the link
to confirm tour dates!
new hq on a graveyard!! anyway, a new move means a new address. all details are on our site
so, if you need to write, send us fan mail, parcel bombs or money, check
the site for the new addy.
margate lido 21st may 2004
hundreds more gallery pictures added! click on the link below to be magically transported to the gallery
page then just select what gallery you want to look at. jeez, i sound
like tony hart... most of the images are big size when you click on
them, so you can save them as desktops or just print them out, make
scrapbooks etc and go all stalker on us!
click here to
view our gallery!
more radio airplay! he plays other bands too (why no spit like this 24/7?? that's what i
want to know!!!) and you'll be hearing history in the making! this guy
is going places so you can be among the first to say "yeah, i knew
him when he didn't suck, before he sold out" etc (only joking
vince!!)
new look message board it doesn't cost anything and it means you can hang out with
like-minded people, talk about how chuffing great we are, marvel at how
we make it through 24 hours without self-destructing and discuss the odd
bit of knife play (wink wink nudge nudge). so, get your asses to
the SPiT LiKE
THiS / smellyourmum.com message board!
"what's in it for me?" i hear you scream!! well, goodies,
that's what. if you come up with the definitve description (remember,
short, punchy and to the point), you can win stuff. t-shirts, cd's all
sorts. plus, you have the kudos of saying "i came up with
that" and then you will immortalised in SPiT LiKE THiStory!!
answers via email to slut@spitlikethis.com
our budget isn't big so, if you are a film student or a film maker
and want the opportunity to a) make a video that WILL be released b)
work with us!! and c) be able to put this on your CV, you need to get in
touch. we DO NOT want a generic video. we DO NOT want something that
everyone else has got. what we DO want is something original, unique,
eyecatching and SLT!!! any wannabe stanley kubricks should contact us on
slut@spitlikethis.com for more info or with details
it's onward and upward for us from now on people. the 23rd of this
month was a turning point for us in the land of SPiT LiKE THiS. we have
had a lot of doubters and a lot of detracters - and i like that. you
wanna know why? because when thingz go good, like they are, there is
nothing more satisfying than knowing that we will be leaving people like
that behind. BUT, there is one thing more important than revenge - you
guyz!! you know this already - because we tell you every day! - but the
reason that we keep getting to the next rung of this ladder is because
we have support at the base of it. every month, this thing grows and
grows. more people get in touch, more SLuTz sign up - more people
"get it". we salute you, each and every one of you. in fact,
we have all put a little tribute to the SLuTz on each of our individual
pages - go visit them right now and feel warm and fuzzy about yourselves
for doing such a damn fine job!
w w w . s p i t l i k e t h i s . c o m
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we have moved! south park was just a bit too suburban for us, so we got
the fuck outta there and found a cool rectory on a graveyard! those
people getting this on html will be delighted to see the picture from
our front door - nice, eh?? we have had a good explore around and have
discovered an open grave! now, nothing to do with us, i promise, but i
dread to think what the future holds cum hallowe'en....
