~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ spit like this / smell your mum newsletter # 14 y o u h a v e b e e n w a r n e d ! march 04 oi, yep, it's us again. and, yes, i know it's late. i have a drawer full of feeble excuses that explain the late delivery of this newsletter so i will pick one at random. um, the dog ate it. sooooo, what's been happening this month, eh?? well, quite a lot as it happens, so i'll shut up and get on with it. a quick word about spam... this is something we're not into. if you
have received this mailing it is because either a) you joined the
mailing list, dummy! b) you contacted us for a free sticker c) you're on
our street team d) you've bought something from us at some point over
the last few months. so, that's fair enough. each and every one of you
contacted us first. however, if you want to remove yourself (in the
process, of course, you will be left to burn in a smouldering pit of
your own fecal matter), just click on the link at the very bottom of the
page...
read this if you have sent us an email lately!! that also applies to sticker requests. we have received some but i
made a change today so we receive all. if you have requested some but
haven't got them yet, give it a few days and if still a no-show, request
again. and remember - slut@spitlikethis.co.uk until further notice!!
smellyourmum.com superstore now open!!!! everything else remains the same - you still get your orders quick, everything is made in house (by vikki, no less) and, of course, you get to cause some chaos by pissing off your neighbourhood whilst helping us continue giving away free stuff and putting on shows. so, go check out the site, let us know what you think and mebbe even buy something! VIEW THE BRAND NEW SMELLYOURMUM.COM SUPERSTORE!!
review from our last show at the tek, essex Review courtesy of the Dukester: "SPIT LIKE THIS were quite possibly the most unbelievable band we've ever seen here at the Tek. Starting with the music this is rock n' roll. Good ol' glam, and rock n' roll n' rock n' roll n' rock n' roll n' rock n' roll n' rock. That's it: after years of pretenders trying to capture the raucous sounds of old school rock but coming away sounding empty, this band had it all. But what struck you was the sheer effort this band make with EVERYTHING: in appearance there was balloons, coffins, smoke, bubbles, all their tatts on display and dressed up, while playing the most fun rock you'll hear for a long time. And at the front was a REAL frontman dancing wide-eyed throughout looking about shaking his cloth covered mike stand between playing his guitar. This band had three guitarists which is rare and gave a blunting dirt attack while as said one was the singer and the other played keyboards adding so much. The bassist (herself who received a lot of attention) provided brilliant backing vocal as well while the drummer kept throwing surprises using his whole kit its hard to describe the experience of this band. But at the and of the day its rock n' roll, and for a split second, you wonder if they're one of the best in the world. No one does it like this anymore, they deserve to go far. Rocking" CLICK HERE FOR INFO ON ALL OUR GIGS / FLYERS ETC
gigs for march 2004 thursday 11th march @ the cartoon, croydon (lyrically speaking night, us and 2 other bands, £3 entry) ///// friday 19th march @ the tek, essex (we're back!! £4 entry, under 18's welcome) ///// tuesday 23rd march @ hope & anchor, islington (£5 entry/£4.50 with flyer, playing with lowrider, psirens and final autumn - this is a big one for us as we have some major industry people coming to see us, so please try and lend your support! also, it's stevie lee's birthday!!!) ///// saturday 27th @ slimelight, islington (with skelliga and jack's family, check our site before leaving for this as it's tbc). so please please PLEASE make an effort to come see us, flyers/maps etc are available from our site, link below
spit like this mini-tour announced! so far, here's what's booked: saturday 15th may @ cartoon club, croydon ///// friday 21st may @ the komedia, brighton ///// saturday 22nd in hitchin, herts somewhere!! ///// sunday 6th june @ the borderline, london - like i said, keep an eye on the site for any changes / updates and big wet sloppy kisses goes out to all at edgewise promotions for putting this together!!
vile gilez latest spit like this tattoo marking ourselves out as rock warriors seperates us from all the other wannabe bands out there - we are a gang, a mini-army and the tattoos are our warpaint. HELL YEAH!!! so, on mr vilez left arm is SPIT LIKE THIS and, on his right, the legend ROCK LIKE FUCK. to see all of our spit like this tattoos in all their glory, click on the link below CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL OUR TATTS
welcome to wank sinatra... 17th february 2004 after months of silent pondering, we would like to
today announce the official renaming of the artist formerly known as t3!
believe it or not, we had a cease and dissist from universal pictures as
they were dead stroppy at us using t3 (coz of their terminator movies)
so, as of today, the artist formerly known as t3 is now officially known
as... CLICK HERE TO
READ ALL ABOUT MR WANK SINATRA
it's in the middle of nowhere so we can make loads of noise, it's
hundreds of years old and, best of all, it is the rectory cottage in the
graveyard of a 12th century church!!! yes, you read that correctly, just
feet from the front door is a graveyard :) now how goddamn rock n roll
is that?? looks great with the hearse parked up alongside it. anyway,
any snail mail / orders must be directed to the new headquarters, the
address is on our site.
#2 i gotta plug the new smellyourmum.com superstore again. not only
do we have all those amazing designs, they are now also available on
hoodies! yep, you can get smell your mum hoodies, even spit like this
hoodies. so, make our day and click on the link below...
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEW
SUPERSTORE!!
lastly, i would like to say a big thank you for your patience with
the recent site problems we've been having. it's completely gutting that
we have all worked so hard to get these sites known, only for some
sellfish idiot to nearly ruin things. we HAVE lost a lot of hits over
the last 6 weeks and that has hurt us big time. we've been set back a
good few months but, hey, that's what life is about and you can never
keep us down! already we are fighting back, kicking and screaming and
clawing our way back to the top. if you're one of our STREET SLuTz and
need more gear, get in touch - we need you now more than ever!! if
you've been pondering joining, ponder no more! it's free and it's for a
good cause - rock n roll!!
SPIT LIKE THIS LOVES YOU
ALL!!!!!!!
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