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like this / smell your mum newsletter # 11 december
03 and a great big hello to you, Lord,
they say time flies when you're having fun and, seeing as it only
seems like 5 minutes ago when i did the last newsletter, this past 30
days must have been an absolute total blast!! but, why can i not
remember all of it?? i am sure that our wonderful tattooist sophie could
answer that, in great detail (but please don't, eh sophie?! and sorry
again, btw!!). but, what the fuck am i waffling on about. you don't want
to know about me and my over the top partying, you want to know what has
been happening in the spit like this universe this month - so, read on!
a quick word about spam... this is something we're not into. if you
have received this mailing it is because either a) you joined the
mailing list, dummy! b) you contacted us for a free sticker c) you're on
our street team d) you've bought something from us at some point over
the last few months. so, that's fair enough. each and every one of you
contacted us first. however, if you want to remove yourself (in the
process, of course, you will be left to burn in a smouldering pit of
your own fecal matter), just click on the link at the very bottom of the
page...
latest gig announcements thursday dec 11th - cartoon club, croydon. this is a gig for local
mag lyrically speaking. 3 other local bands playing and it only costs £3
to get in ~////~ thursday dec 18th - purple turtle, camden, london. this
should be fun, it's our promotor's xmas party so expect to get very
drunk indeed. full details on our site ~////~ sat jan 3rd 2004 -
borderline, london. this is a charity gig so there are loads of bands
playing. should be a good day so come on down ~////~ thurs 15th jan 04 -
the harp rock bar, croydon. don't know all the details coz we just got
this today. keep an eye on the site for more ~////~ sat 24th jan 04 -
the charles cryer, carshalton (tbc).
all hail our competition winners!! lee mcintyre (cornwall, uk) ~////~ sarah harriss (london, uk) ~////~
scott brown (victoria, australia) ~////~ josh williams (somerset, uk)
~////~ james smith (margate, uk). we've sent out emails to the 5 of you
and the t-shirts are on their way.. TO ALL THOSE THAT ENTERED we are
really sorry you couldn't all win. was actually pretty surprised by how
many entries we had so will run more competitions in the new year.
are you a STREET SLuT?? so, here's the deal. if you are a STREET SLuT, for £3 / $10 you can
have a t-shirt with our cool skull logo on the front and 'proud to be a
spit like this slut' on the back. so, let's go over that again - a front
print, a back print and postage to your door for just £3 / $10!!! now
you see why we make no fucking money!!! but that's cool, it's our way of
saying thank you. if you want to take us up on this offer, you need to
send the money along with your name and address (telling us what size)
to 'spit like this street slut offer, aristia house, 30 eastnor road,
south park, reigate, surrey, rh2 8ne, uk. if you live in the uk, you can
send a cheque payable to 'megabucks music'. our friends around the
world, just send a carefully concealed $10 note, it'll be ok, i assure
you!! for more details, click on the link below.
click here for
full details of the slut t-shirt offer
vikki's butt!!!! so now, you can all have a peek at vikki's arse under the pretence
that you are only interested in looking at her new tattoo. how cool is
that?! enjoy...
vikki's butt
vikki's butt vikki's butt!!
new flyers for our SLuTz if you're not on our street team - why not? it costs nothing and you
get to help promote the most exciting unsigned band that exists. we have
become great friends with a lot of our SLuTz and have now recruited a
thousand of you worldwide. that is fucking incredible! but, we are
always on the lookout for more recruits to join in the fight!
check out the
latest flyer and join our street team!
t3's spit like this tattoo a lot of people have said dumbfuck stuff like 'but what if you split
up, you'll have the tattoo still'. well, what these retards don't
realise is that spit like this is for life. it's more than just a band,
it's an attitude, a way of life. it's practically a fucking verb! here's
how you use it in a sentence - 'are you spit like this?'. and every one
of us in this band has that attitude. the attitude that fights for what
we believe in and says 'fuck you' to ANYONE that stands in our way!!
spit like this at the garage remember, we get offered gigs all the time. sometimes we have enough
time to let you know in these newsletters, other times we don't. if you
want to see us play live, bookmark our tour page and check it regularly.
we also post announcements on the news page. looking forward to seeing
you there soon!!!
anyway, big thank you to everyone that has helped on the way. i still
remember the names (and have the emails) of the first few people that
found us - amazing to know that they're still around! whether you've
been there from the start or have only just been enlightened, you are
important and the reason we do this. so, from the 5 of us here at spit
like this hq, have a fan-fucking- tastic holiday season. just for you,
is a spit like this christmas card to print out and plaster all over the
fucking place!!!
check our extensive
t-shirt range - 100 designs online now!!
normally i use this last bit of the newsletter to try and rally the
troops and further our mission one small step more. well, today is no
exception!! what do you think this is, christmas time or something??? i
don't see simon cowell resting. he's still churning out dogshit hit
after dogshit hit, and i've had enough. you've had enough. we've all had
enough!!!! those that rest lose - simple fact. so we never rest and
neither should you. use this time off school / work / whatever to let
even more friends, family, colleagues, acquaintences, enemies know about
our plan to take over the planet with our own unique mission. as of
right now, we get 50,000 hits a month on our site and have 1,000 STREET
SLuTz. well, within 3 months, i want both those numbers doubled. yes,
that's right. what we've managed to achieve in 12 months, i want to
double that within the next 3!!! fuck me, it's gonna be hard but i know
that between us all, we can do it. then soon it will be US on your TV
sets, US on your radio, US in your magazines and not those dogshit
fucking pop bands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROCK LIKE FUCK EVERYONE - SPIT LIKE
THIS LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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