november 03
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in this month's issue:
-- next gig announcement
-- more gigs in december
-- brand new smell your mum t-shirts available NOW!!!
-- spit like this vs. the police
-- spit like this t-shirt competition!!!!
-- censorship article / vikki interview
-- t3 & vikki spit designed t-shirts
-- alternateclothing.com
-- spit like this sponsor hallowe'en
-- and now, the end is near...

well, hello there...

1st of the month so you know what that means??! yes, time for the SLuT newsletter.. and, as per usual, it has been a really busy month for us in the spit like this universe - run-ins with the law, cocaine parties, fights with bands - all in a days work for your favourite neighbourhood shit kickers! so, without further ado-do, i shall continue...

a quick word about spam... this is something we're not into. if you have received this mailing it is because either a) you joined the mailing list, dummy! b) you contacted us for a free sticker c) you're on our street team d) you've bought something from us at some point over the last few months. so, that's fair enough. each and every one of you contacted us first. however, if you want to remove yourself (in the process, of course, you will be left to burn in a smouldering pit of your own fecal matter), just click on the link at the very bottom of the page...

next gig announcement
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cartoon club, croydon - 23rd november 2003. this is gonna be an amazing day. it's a charity event sponsored by top rock n metal radio station, totalrock.com. there are going to be fucking loads of bands playing so get your arses down there, support some real local talent and, best of all, your entry fee goes to help some people that need a roof over their head.

here's what i know so far... bands playing: centurion's ghost / exitbyname / re birth / illuminatus / spit like this / mandeville / the exhibits / the ga ga's - all this for a measly £6 (£5 with flyer, although still waiting for them). less than a quid a band - unbelievable. anyway, it's a sunday and it's gonna last all day long. so get there at 1pm and stick around til midnight. compare is andy king from total rock.

gig announcements

more gigs in december
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two other gig announcements - the first is the 11th december, again at the cartoon, this time supporting lyrically speaking magazine. more details as soon as i get them

18th december, you will find us at the purple turtle in camden town, london. again, don't have all the details yet but it's a christmas party so should be a lot of fun.

brand new smell your mum t-shirts available NOW!!!
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i know i mentioned it last newsletter, but they weren' actually online then. well, now they are and the completely kick ass! i must say, i'm mighty proud of these designs, many of them really push the boundaries of decency and good taste to the very limits! disabled? retarded? epileptic? doesn't matter, you're on a fucking t-shirt! so live with it. anyway, they've been selling really fucking well so big thanx to everyone that has supported us by buying one so far.

one of the t-shirts i am proudest of is the latest one, and it is shown in this email (if you get the html version) - 'do your bit to clean up the streets, kill a townie!'. now, i know through the emails we get and through chatting to you on msn that you get just as much fucking grief from townie retards as i do. well, now you can do something about it! the t-shirts are available for just £12.99 from smellyourmum.com - go check em out!!

view the new t-shirt designs here!!

spit like this vs. the police
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probably the biggest news this month is concerning the run-in we had with the police this month. we knew it had to happen eventually, but that doesn't mean it doesn't piss us off! anyway, me and vikki were minding our own business cruising in the boner, when we got pulled over. someone had reported the hearse for having the word FUCK on the roof. they basically told us that we had to remove the offending word or go to court and face criminal charges.

well, seeing as freedom of speech and censorship are two issues VERY close to my heart, i REFUSE point blank to remove the word FUCK from the boner. so i guess that means well be going to court sometime soon. watch this space...

read the full story here!!

spit like this t-shirt competition!!!!
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to celebrate the pending court appearance, we decided to produce some special t-shirts to wear when we go to court - SPIT LIKE THIS DEFEND YOUR RIGHT TO OFFEND! we're selling them on the webshite but, RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, we are offering 5 of you the chance to win won!!!

that's right, no other band completely puts it on the line in the name of rock n roll, but then we are no ordinary band! "the most dangerous band since guns n roses"????? YOU FUCKIN BET!! anyway, all you have to do to be in with a chance of winning one of these amazing t-shirts is answer a simple question - what is the name of the official spit like this hearse??? email your answer, along with your name, address and t-shirt size to thepolicearecunts@spitlikethis.com - we will draw the lucky winners in one month's time and announce them on the site and in the newsletter!

win win win!!!

censorship article / vikki interview
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all of the above really fired me up this month, really got me thinking about the issue of censorship. i used it as the main theme/topic for my second article for band- wars.co.uk. want to know what makes me tick?? want to read my argument for our freedom of speech? i bet you fucking do! click on the link below to read more

also this month vikki spit was interviewed. as you probably know, we have a page now where all our interviews / articles etc are, so click on the link below to read my article, vikki's interview and anything else you may have missed - you know it makes sense!!

open up your mind

t3 & vikki spit designed t-shirts
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yes, it's true. we let the awesome t3 design a spit like this backprint - and here's what he came up with: I LISTEN TO SPIT LIKE THIS BECAUSE I HAVE A MASSIVE COCK!! one for the lads then, methinks! and, yes, this is actually on a t-shirt for you to buy right now!

not wanting to be accused of favouritism toward the gents, we thought vikki should do a girls only back print. YOU DON'T NEED A COCK TO ROCK is the legendary statement she came up with so, all you chicks, or chicks with dicks, can also buy one of these!!

view all the spit like this designed t-shirts now!!

alternateclothing.com
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and whilst we're on the subject of our incredible merchandise (ahem), i'd like to announce our very first online affiliate - alternateclothing.com. not only is it run buy a very lovely chap, they stock the full range of both smell your mum and spit like this tees, along with t- shirts by other bands

so, go pay them a visit and tell em we sent ya!!

visit alternate clothing now!

spit like this sponsor hallowe'en
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ok, so it's a day late, and i hope you had a great one but we sponsored a hallowe'en event at the shades, sussex. i'm waiting to see the pictures from the event that was hosted by our very own t3, they promise to make good viewing!

along with an evening of mayhem, there was also spit like this giveaways galore - t-shirts, cd's etc - and a night of spit like this music, including some exclusive tracks, never-before-heard in public! keep an eye on the site for the spook-tacular pix coming soon....
and now, the end is near...
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yet another busy month in the spit like this universe. there are a few things in the pipeline that i am ITCHING to tell you about, but can't quite yet. suffice to say though, if it all goes to plan, you could be seeing us on your tv's pretty damn soon! how fucking cool would that be? next thing you know, we'll have our own station then our own network. and how fucking great are we to invite you all into our little self- contained world??!! well, the "real" one can be pretty crappy sometimes so, you might as well come join us on this party!

i'd like to use this opportunity to say hi to all the new STREET SLuTz that have been recruited this month. we're like a combination of family and army. armily?? farmy??!! who the fuck knows?! it's great though. there's are thousands of you worldwide who wake up every day and say to yoursleves 'what can i do today to make someone else know about spit like this?!' - how fucking awesome is that?? it is beyond awesome, it is awe inspiring and it gives us the STRENGTH to really stand up and fight, on your behalf, everything and everyone that stands in our way. and it looks like this month, it's a biggy. it's the law and the issue is our FREEDOM to EXPRESS ourselves however we see fit. and i know that is an important issue not only to you individually, but to all free people wandering this planet. NO-ONE has the right to tell you what to do and how to do it. we are happy to stand up and fight this issue for you - safe and ecstatic to know that there are thousands, millions of you that support us, help us, email us, chat to us and get involved. you all FUCKING RULE and do NOT let anyone tell you otherwise!

SPIT LIKE THIS LOVES YOU!!!