~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ smell your mum / spit like this newsletter # 1 like an open window in a room full of flatulance... feb 2003 hey! welcome to the very very first newsletter from your # 1 favourite all-time troublemakers - z & vikki - the grusome two-some behind smellyourmum.com and spitlikethis.com! you might be wondering why it's a combined newsletter... well, both webshites are one and the same really - they come from the same minds, filled by the same attitude and fuelled by the same passions. so, rather than bug everyone with two seperate emails, seemed to make more sense to combine them! a quick word about spam... this is something we're not into. if you
have received this mailing it is because either a) you joined the
mailing list, dummy! b) you contacted us for a free sticker c) you're on
our street team d) you've bought something from us at some point over
the last few months. so, that's fair enough. each and every one of you
contacted us first. however, if you want to remove yourself (in the
process, of course, you will be left to burn in a smouldering pit of
your own fecal matter), just click on the link at the very bottom of the
page...
anarchy for two... now i know there are a lot of people out there that need to be told what music they like by kerrang or nme or metal hammer etc but use your initiative. be one of the first... for three quid, you can't go wrong. you can buy it online securely or send us a cheque / cash / drugs - we don't care! just give it a try - you never know, you might discover something before everyone else... there must be something in it coz those that got the first ep can't shut up about it!! one of our fave reviews: "if it were given human form, this here silver disc would have broken one of your windows, ordered a pizza and been sick on the cat before you even had it out of the packet" click here to find out how you can buy the new ep!!
latest t-shirt designs on top of that, prices have been slashed due to us getting distribution for them - means we get em cheaper and pass that saving on to you! so, for just £12.99 including shipping (yes, we ship to the usa!) you can choose from about 17 designs, all guaranteed to offend someone. our fave?? well, we've updated the classic 'sex pistols' anarchy in the uk t-shirt (pictured left) so, if your idea of a good laugh is the queen sniffing her dead mum's pussy, you know where to come... click here to view new designs!
also available for girlz! vikki has modelled them throughout the store so go check them (her) out!! if you're receiving the html version of this, there should be a piccy of her on the left.. again, these tops are only £12.99 including shipping.
rock sound competition we'd like to take this opportunity to thank the guys n gals at rock sound - it's fucking great to see them supporting an underground act. anyway, go reserve a copy at your newsagents now!!
power play magazine cover mount cd this issue is sure to become collectible as it features a different mix to 'trust your instincts' than the one that appears on the ep! you know us, we like to give more bang for your buck!!
4,000 stickers and counting! sad but true - most bands just take take take. not us! we have spent thousands on printing and postage costs to give something to you for zilch. i don't know of any bands, signed or otherwise that gives stuff away on a regular basis and asks for nothing in return.. fuck, we're good to you! i guess it proves that we're not in this for the money..
thanks to the street team so, we would like to publicly thank each and every one of you that has done something, however tiny, to let someone else know about us and our mission. you have astounded us and gone above and beyond the cause. we get emails every day from new people who have found us because of you. it has affected me so much that 3 of the 4 songs on the new ep are about this. that's why it's called 'anarchy for two' and, if you read the lyrics (available on spitlikethis.com), you can see that it truly is a tribute to you. we salute you all!!!
ok ok, we'll probably be about a thousand miles from the stage or
something but, with a handful of stickers and flyers, we'll make our
presence felt! with any luck, we might get to bump into one or two of
the twats that make listening to the radio in this country so goddamn
awful!!! so, gareth gates, you'd better be looking over your shoulder...
it's leaner, meaner and all together obscener, with more info, news, pix, articles etc than you can shake a shitty stick at. so, get your asses over there now!!
design 1: spit like this say go fuck yourself - design 2: i'm a drunk, full of spunk, you're a cunt... that's it! - design 3: i'll teach ya how to eat, i'll teach ya how to sleep and i'll teach you how to spit like this! they're due sometime in feb so keep an eye out.. view the tees around about here...
but, the tide is slowly turning and people are beginning to let their opinions be heard. one of the ways they are doing that is by supporting our a.m.p. site and signing our online petition. if you haven't signed it, go do it now. if you have, forward this email to a thousand of your friends and encourage them to. we may only be a small splash in the ocean, but those small splashes are how big fuck-off waves start! visit a.m.p. now and sign the petition!
remember, they are more than just webshites. more than simply our plot in cyberspace. this is our way of life. you can drop in on it anytime you want and either thank your lucky stars you don't live like that or do as much as you can to join us on our journey. we want 2003 to be our year. and when i say our, i mean all of us. not just me and her but every single one of you. it's about time our voices were heard and about time some changes were made. if you have any friends that you think would enjoy this email, there's a link at the bottom of the page. PLEASE forward it to as many people as you can and do your bit for us for you. we love you all!!!!!!
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