"We are not here to BE pop stars,we are here to BEAT pop stars..." Lord Zion, Aug 2008

How can we explain to you what SPiT LiKE THiS is and how it should become part of your life, immediately? The easiest way is to ask you 3 simple questions:

1) Do you love bands that create amazing music?
2) Do you love bands that put on an incredible live show?
3) Do you love bands that have their own unique style and vision?

If you can answer Yes to one or more of those questions, you belong. You are one of us. Welcome.

There are three simple ingredients that make a band great: songs, looks and attitude. SPiT LiKE THiS has all 3 in abundence.

FACT
Since our humble beginnings, we have always fought to do things our own way, flying in the face of everyone's conceptions. It has been a long, hard battle to get even this far. The only rules we abide by are those that we make up, of which, there is just one: There Are No Rules. SPiT LiKE THiS was, is, and forever shall be the ultimate in freedom of expression.  By doing it our way, we have had a Top 10 UK Rock Chart "hit".  Not bad -  for a start!

WHY?
Simple. No-one does it like this anymore. I mean, NO-ONE. We're the first, the one, the only SPiT LiKE THiS. We aren't rich boys and girls whose parents subsidize our rock n roll playtime, we put our money where our mouth is and, at the same time, offer YOU - the people that matter - the best that we can do, with everything that we do, 100% of the time, without fail.

WHAT?
We look good and we play good. We're everything your parents warned you about - and more! Are you paying attention yet? Are you READY to join our huge ARMY that has amassed over the past couple of years? Or are you someone that waits to be told what to like? Wait no longer - this is WAR - we are strong and defiant and we are WiNNiNG. We make a stand against everything that gets in our way and everything that pisses us off. We don't make the rules, we just break them.  

WHEN?
RiGHT NOW! It is happening under your feet. If you are just hearing about us, where the hell have you been?? We started off just like every other band that existed - a bunch of people getting together with a shared vision. But we were prepared to work harder than every other band which is why, so far, we have achieved this:

Television:
Coronation Street
10Music on 02 (our own SLT TV section of show!)
Club Chaos (TV Pilot shot April '07)
Kent TV
Video shown on cable channels worldwide

Magazines/Press:
Skin Deep (Cover + 6 Pages)
Flash Magazine (Italy)
Kaleidoscope (2 Pages + Review )
Bizarre (Interview / Dec 05)
Juice (Band Of The Month)
Total Guitar (Interview)
PowerPlay (Interview)
Flash Magazine (Italy / Interview)
Flash Magazine (Italy / Interview)
Kaledeidoscope (Interview + Review)
Insomnia (Cover + Interview + Review)
Rimfrost (Norway / Feature)
Alternative Magazine (Feature)
Daily Star On Sunday
Flash Magazine (Italy)
Kaledeidoscope (Interview)
Rock Hard Magazine (Italy / Review)
Alternative Magazine (CD Covermount)
All Access Magazine (USA / Interview)
F*@K! Magazine (Interview)
Pulse Magazine (Interview)
Various Indie Mags & Fanzines worldwide
throughout 2007 & 2008!

Supported/Played With:
Twisted Sister
The Misfits
Black Label Society
Thin Lizzy
The Damned
LA Guns
Wednesday13 (ex Murderdolls)
The Wildhearts
The 69 Eyes
Hardcore Superstar
Trashlight Vision (ex Murderdolls)
Towers Of London
Clutch
Hawkwind
Viking Skull
Doro
The Quireboys
Love/Hate
Zodiac Mindwarp
Fozzy
Tokyo Dragons
Blaze Bayley
Breed77
VoodooGlowSkulls
Tigertailz
Johnny Truant
Cancer Bats
Tygers Of Pan Tang
Waysted
Goldblade
Vixen
Saxon
Girlschool
Miss Conduct
Koopa
McQueen
Rachel Stamp
The Ga*Ga*s
Tattooed Millionaires
Vince Ray & The Boneshakers
Nasty Idols
The Briefs

Recent Gig Highlights:
CliveAid (for ex-Iron Maiden drummer, Clive Burr, July '07)
NABD Biker Ralley (Sept '07)
Misfits Support, Electric Ballroom, London (Sept '07)
Visible Noise Records Subverse Club (Nov '07)
Hard Rock Hell Festival 2007 (Main Stage, Nov '07)
Skin Deep's TattooJam 2008 (Aug '08)
Hard Rock Hell II Festival 2008 (Main Stage, Dec '08)

Awards:
No.8 Best Unsigned Band (Kerrang! Readers Poll)
Single Of The Week (Organ)
Band Of The Month (FMH)
Band Of The Month (Juice)
Album Of The Month (FMH)

Recordings:
"The Pop Shot!" EP (2002)
"Anarchy For Two" EP (2003)
"Dragged Kicking & Screaming" EP (2004)
(re-released Nov 2005 with National Distribution)
"The Pop Shot! XXXTra" Mini-Album (2004)
"Sleaze Sells…But Who's Buying?" EP (2005)
(Released 2005 with National Distribution)
"Scary Tales: The Collection" Compilation (2006)
(Released March 2006 with National Distribution)
"We Won't Hurt You (But We Won't Go Away)" Album (2008)
(To be released 2008 on Transcend via Cargo Distribution)

Charts:
#1 Amazon Pre-Release Chart (Sleaze Sells)
#5 Amazon Singles Chart (Sleaze Sells)
#8 UK Rock & Metal Chart (Sleaze Sells)
#13 FutureChart (Sleaze Sells)

Radio:
Garry Bushell's Rancid Sounds PodCast
TotalRock Radio
BBC Radio 1 Rock Show
6 Music
Kerrang Radio
XFM
Pulse Radio
Storm Radio
+ assorted FM and Internet radio stations Worldwide

Miscellaneous:
Emailing list of 17,500 +
Myspace friends list of 22,800 +
Street Squadron Members 2,500 (our Street Team)
Website hits in excess 50,000+ a month (spitlikethis.com)
Creators of smellyourmum.com (9.3 million hits)

As you can plainly see, we are breaking through, slowly but surely.  It is now just a matter of time as more and more people find out about us on a daily basis.

WHERE?
Everywhere!  Seems to me that you can't turn a corner without seeing one of our t-shirts, seeing one of our adverts, hearing one of our songs, seeing some of our stickers...  We are all over the place... We are a disease and we are spreading.  Those that already know are infecting everyone else.  Those that are new to this trip are jumping on board, FAST.  Yes friends, the underdogs are winning destroying many immitators and wannabies with them along the way!

I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH!
And who can blame you?  You were obviously put together just wrong... but in the right way!  It is people like YOU that make the difference, so you need to get involved, NOW!

Claim some of your FREE STiCKERS!  Yes, FREE stickers.  Hey, as long as we can keep affording to give you something back, we will!  Want to do more, then join our STREET SQUADRON.

Finally, tell EVERYONE you know about us.  Come to our gigs.  Buy our CD's.  Talk about us on message boards.  Email all your friends.  Go stickering and flyering.  Add us on MySpace.  Make our stencil and spray it everywhere.  Think you're an anarchist?  Think you're a rebel?  Then prove it.  Non-achievers stand in line, the rest of us just DO IT!

DiD YOU KNOW?
We are the band behind SMELLYOURMUM.COM - one of the most notorious websites in existence.  We are 100% DiY and have been from day one.  Every penny we earn goes right back into the band.  We fight hard for everything that we want and we do not beg.  Ever.

PUSHiNG THE BOUNDARiES OF DECENCY AND GOOD TASTE
So, go now and start exploring the SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE.  This is where is all happens.  You are part of it now, part of our Universe.  Enjoy it.  Love it.  Absorb it.  Let it overwhelm you.  There is so much within this site, you will never reach the end of it.  Make sure you sign up for our newsletter and check back regularly for news, freebies and updates.

SPiT LiKE THiS - more than just a band, a way of life.  it's practically a fucking verb!  

THANK YOU for looking.