S L u T   M A i L

i've said it before and i'll say it again - we have the coolest fucking fans in the world.  never afraid to yell FUCK YOU!  never afraid to question authority and never afraid to create chaos and mayhem whereever they go.  well, we decided to honour you all and give you your own page.  we get loads of amazing emails from you and here are some of the one's that put a big fucking smile on our faces.

for those about to shock, we salute you!!

UPDATE June 2007 - since the arrival of myspace, most of our fan messages are left on our myspace page.  Please add us then add yours!!


"I know you won't remember me.... You supported Wednesday 13 at the concorde a while ago, I got the t-shirt off of the blow up doll! That gig was amazing! You guys were so cool to me! You all wished me luck for my exam... I went in with ear-ache, dried fake blood all over me and no energy, but somehow I passed :P That night will always stay with me! I'm starting a band after your influence!  Peace and Love P.S If you ever want a mascot I am more than willing (I can breathe fire, punch myself in the head and mosh like a biatch!) MiStA SeAn-E!


"Hi, I recently started listening to you guys and I fuckin love your stuff, so I decided that since I have my own tattoo kit Id sit down tonight and tattoo a SKuLLoX on my leg. Being the vain bastard that I am I wanted to send it to you so you could put it on the site but the link dident work. So i thought Id send it to you like this. Rock on" Dan, Herts
view tattoo here!


"Just picked up 2 of your cd eps after a friend gave me a link 2 your website first of all THIS IS GREAT FUCKING ROCK N ROLL i knew u lot looked the part after seeing the pics on the website but when i listened 2 the music it blew me away im a 80s glam metal and hard rock fanatic and i think ive just herd the saviors of rock keep up the great music thanks" Gareth


unbelievably, all the commentz in between the white line above and the next white line you cum across are the commentz received from just ONE gig - the nite we supported Wednesday13 at the Concorde2, Brighton November 23rd 2005 - Zion

 

"LOVE THE BAND!! Nov. 23rd GIG OF THE YEAR!"


"hey you were amazing at the concorde last night! and i bought your ep its been playin on my cd player all day:D cant wait to see u guys live again"


"YU GUYS RAWKED!!  AND I SED HI!  and ya gave me a hug! :P  Yu guys are so fucking kewl.Can't wait to see yu lot 'do yr thing' again!!!! :)"


"heylo lord zion man been a big fan of you guys for a while and i went to see wednesday 13 on the 23rd of november...but anywhoo afterwards i met you standing by your merch stall...an i pretty much said "hey man great set" but anywhoo if yoo dont memba tis understandable cause you being god an all probably get everyone talkin to you but yeah just wanted to say im a massive fan of you guys keep on going an ill be there next time ya play!"


"YOU GUYS ROCK MY SOCKS! i saw you in brighton on the 23rd with wednesday 13 and relised how great the band was!"


"hey, saw you guys at the gig on wednesday (supporting wednesday 13) and i just wanted to say that i really enjoyed your band, and im now a street slut cause i enjoyed it so much......now in my mind thats one impactive band you've got there!!  but yeah, just saying hey and really like your work oh yeah, and thanks for the hug Zion!!!(heeheehee) love Haz"


"O my god, you fukin rocked at the gig on wednesday i was with the guys who started the pit. It was my first gig and i will never forget it. My friend Impy...told me to talk to you and i wasnt gonna say no !!!!!! Luv from September"


" heya u FUCKIN ROCK i saw you at the concored 2 in brighton THANK YOU so much for doing us a GREAT gig and helping me get over my phobia of crowds,it was my first gig moshing because of it ,I AM NOW NOT A MOSH PIT VIRGIN!! and youll probably not believe me but me and my friends started the mosh and circle pits!!we stopped you and told you that too after you had played .  AND YEA i was the gal with your tshirt on and the black slash over my eye ,you took a picture of me and we were laughing because i cudnt hear you!!!!!!!!!  HEHEH YOU ARE ALL SHMEXI MOTHER FUCKING ROCKERS NOW SPREAD YOUR GLAM PUNKING ROCKING LOVE(wooo that makes me sound like a hippy) well thanks dude you are all my heroezzzz.xxx  from impy woooooooooooooooo x FUCK ME SIDEWAYS..!"


"ALL HAiL LORD ZiON! *Bows* I saw you guys support Wednesday13 at the Concorde last night, and let me tell you, you guys were fucking awesome! Keep on rocking guys- the world would be an extremely boring place without you guys! (Not to mention quiet!)  I salute thee!  +Crezia Hext Knight+  P.S.Thanks for signing that stuff and letting me and my friends have a photo taken with you- it made our year!! Come back to Brighton soon!"


"Hey! Just came home from the Brighton gig, and I must tell you how much you fucking rocked the house. I've been listening to your music for fucking ages, but never had the chance to see you live. I travelled over 2500 miles from MALTA to come see you in Brighton and god damn it was fucking worth my while!  Spit Like
This has become one of my favourite bands, in a sea of mediocrity! Motley Crue, Sex Pistols, and Christian Death all in one band? Are you fucking kidding me? Gimme more!!!! Excellent show again, got a chance to shake Stevie's hand.  Oh, and one final thing, thank Zion for the blood soaking! You've no idea how much fun I had in the hours that came post-gig! Love, kisses, and whiskey Ryan"


"Hey Zion, I saw you and your band, Spit like this, last night at the Wednesday 13 gig in Brighton and fuck me were you good!  That was the first time I'd seen you guys and I was fucking impressed. I got your autograph.... I've been looking around the net and am about to buy your album off e-bay.  Zion, you are fucking hot and talented!  Zoe xxxx"


"you were the support band at a gig and although i love the band i went to see i thought you were actaully more entertaining.......your music was in my head for days after and you really stood out in my mind......hard to forget!!"


"i saw the band at Concorde 2 on the 23rd of November and fell in love!"


"I heard about you ages ago, but only saw you live last night, and you were all fantastic!"


 

"I really like your music, and the slogans on smell your mum. Forget Ville Valo or Dani Filth, u are an inspiration. luv  vikki.s  (scarymissmary)"


"hey sluts!  its jade an nat here an we found out bout u in kerrang! we have been talkin about you alll day everyday since! and how lord zion is the new hottest guy on the planet!  we wanna be sluts just like you coz u ar all rad an we wanna be just like u!  i mean my msn name is your lyrics i have tributes of SLT on all my school books coz ure just hot okay?  also we are lovin ure music keep it up! we r wel dissapointed that u dont have any tour dates near us in manchester thou coz we wanna throw our underwear 
at lord zion coz he is the best guy .... EVER!!!" Jade & Nat, Cheshire


"xxxxx xxxxxx's one of my bestest friends and he has been going on about Spit FOREVER. When they played at the Lido (Margate) last month I had a fucking great time. Go Spit!" Carrie, Broadstairs, Kent


"Hi i go to the same skool as james dollow and a load of other street slutz and i think what ur doin is just incredible!  they never stop talking about lord zion, wank sinatra and vicky spit. and although its only a few guys they have managed to spread the kill a chav stickers all around the skool and i think thay are doin a briliant job gettin u guys and just generall  rock music back to the 4front of our skool society i also am one of james close frineds and he never stops talking about how exited he is and how he cant wait to go see you support fozzy at the concorde 2 in brighton. i am a fan but not as fanatic as these guys are and id like to tell you that all though u aint exactly the biggest band on the planet u soon will be becuase if u have the great effect that u have had on many of my mates sleez will soon be part of everyones diet! Also james wud like to thank you 4 the email you sent him wishing him well on his art project adn just to tell u that u shuld drop by are ordinary little private skool sometime cause all though wer seen as geeks most of us arent plus u shuld come see what weve done to the benches and stuff with the spit like this stickers and kill a chav ones too. As U say stay sick !" Phil, UK


"Well, what can i say, i went to the Lido for the first time last friday (bout time) which was cool, but you guys were something else, you all blew me away, what a show! ("but you already knew that, right?" hehe)

It's not everyday/gig you see a band of your calibur, so i wanted to congratulate you all on a fucking great gig. I gave my email to Stevie too so i'm expecting emails haha.

Definately gotta get myself your demo too, and if possible the other 3. Oh and one of those awesome tee shirts =D

ANYway, before i start rambling too much or inflating everyone's ego too much, i'll be off, no doubt i'll be seeing you guys alot more in the future =)" Age, Margate


"your band has evryfucking thing ..... hot girl , hot car , hot guys , good music ! and good fucking tatttoos ! oh yeah and a tshirt buissness ! hahaha fucking hell ! if you guys dont make it ive got no fuckig hope in hell !  make sure you rock on tho yeah ?? xxxx


I wasnt dragged but i was fucking kicking and screaming!!! I saw SPiT LiKE THiS  live at the croft in Bristol last night and you guys were fucking amazing!!! You rocked my fucking socks!! Ive been humming all the songs all
day, i have to get your albums now!!  It was so0o0o wicked actually seeing you live and hearing you play because you are without a doubt the best fucking band on the planet!! Thank you so0o0o much for a bloody awesome night and i really hope i'll see you all again soon! Lots of love and a shitload of respect, Alex xXx


Oh My Fucking God!! That would be you and the rest of SPiT LiKE THiS. i saw you playing last night at the croft in Bristol and you were fucking amazing!! You are the greatest front man i have ever seen and basically the epitome of rock and roll, you guys are amazing and im definately coming to see you play again!! I always knew were good but last night you were fucking brilliant...you owned the place. I'm the chick you stopped and stared at with vikki cuz i was wearing my SLuT tshirt.


"We come from the family known as Spit Like This,
We stalk the streets and call ourselves Street Slutz,
We worship real music not this manufactured piss,
We come at you with loud, trashy prime cuts.

We declare our devotion to Zion our Lord,
Who leads this Cult of Terror and Noise,
In The Boner he will lead this horde,
Playing with your senses like they are new toys.

Don't forget the other four in the band,
Stevie, Vile, Wank and Vikki Spit,
They make more noise to give Zion a hand,
The five combined just don't give a shit,
If your a Chav your better off DEAD."

chav hunter, uk


"hey!!!  i am one of your newest slutz, and i just wanted you to know that i will do everything i possibly can to help you hit your goal in the next three months.  i have your flyers posted everywhere, and i mean absolutely EVERYWHERE!!  i super glued them to bulliten boards at all grocery stoes, handed them out to everyone at every show that i go to, and sent a lot of em with a few floater friends of mine so those will definetley get out there.  plus i hand out your stickers to absolutey everyone, including the priest i saw the other day.  when i pay for something, i make sure they get a sticker.  i have stuck them on every bathroom stall i've been in since i got them, peoples cars, and even on all the fire hydrants and road signs.  i will do whatever i can to get your name out there!!!  you are all beautiful!  your music, your site, your shirts, and your fucking attitude.  it is fucking beautiful!

i have never seen so much stuff that i have thought about in my head and felt would never be, until i found your website.  i fell in fucking complete and total love with everything about it the second i saw it, and when i started reading it, i honestly felt at complete peace with myself.  knowing that there are people out there that really are as sick, morbid, and demonicly derranged as i, made my fucking day!  i haven't felt that way since i saw the jim rose side circus show for the fist time.  still though, i don't quite know how to describe you other than that, so when people ask me what spit like this is, i just tell them it's nothing but shear brazen honesty because that's just about all i can come up with.  it gets peoples attention yeah, but the fact that you guys can back it up like it was straight from the fucking fires of hell, is what keeps them listening.  so dont ever, ever, ever, ever, fucking stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  i have everyone who will listen to me, listening to you!"
- genn, il, usa


"let me tell you this, your band rocks, and it's also fucking awesome you put me on the street team! i've been going to summer school to get into 9th grade, and we do our work on computers, my "cumdumpster of a teacher" caught me on your website, spitlikethis.com and said, "who are they?" i said you were a band and she said first of all, we aren't allowed on the net and second of all, the site was inappropriate and told me to leave! i got kicked out of summer school! well, i walked out the door, but, yet, i stopped. if i was already kicked out, why not give that bitch a piece of my mind? so, i walked back in the door, looked at her and yelled, "spit like this say GO FUCK YOURSELF!", and walked home. i don't think i'll be going to summer school tomorrow, but, since i'm moving, i still get to go to 9th grade. let those fucknuts beat that one." - jesika, florida, usa


"it was sunday 2nd november. i saw it. it interested me so i pulled up next to u on reigate hill surrey next to the m25.i was shocked to c a coffin in the back.it was an inerestin auto.u looked me directly in the eye, i was shocked i expected the old grandads that normally drive them. i was going to take the normal route home but i wanted to prove that this was a hearse driving at 1130pm with a coffin and people who looked at me in a strange way.unfortunately on my way down the hill into reigate town centre a police car followed me and i had to do 30mph while u carried on at about 45mph. i managed to catch up i flashed my lights and put my hazards on but u gave me no reply.

i was so shocked by what i'd seen that i even locked my doors. ur image is excellent. just wondered where u are based? and was it u in the car?if so i am truely blessed because i've been unfortunate enough to meet mr gates while in oxford st i nearly killed myself at his boring tone. ur car is a work of art u have excellent imaginations.

do u remember me?...thank u for scaring me rotten and for bringing me such large amounts of amusement.u've got me hooked.ur hearse really is out of this world but promotes u well.  please reply i want to no more"
- elaine, uk


"i have been doing so much crap lately. i ran out of flyers and stickers last week. we had TWO pep ralleys. TWO that i had to sit through and so i decided to make them fun. there are SLT stickers all over both sets of bleachers (outside and in the gym) and there were paper airplane flyers everywhere. the principal then came on the PA system and condemned whoever had been handing out these 'vile pieces of material to corrupt our happy school'

sufficed to say, i was pretty happy with myself.
anyway, i have to be off now, but i need more flyers and stuff. so here's my address..."
- sam, pa, usa


"you guys rock! i'm a chick from the usa, and i just wanted to thank you for not giving a fuck about what other people say, and going at things your own way. it's so freaking ANNOYING and PATHETIC to see all those poser bands and pretend rockers out there; the ones that dress-up to get attention? yeah, well, being an individual comes from the heart, kiddies, and that's what you've got. keep rocking, and keep in touch. peace" - krystal, usa


"i think i’ll remember today for the rest of my fucking life. its gotta be one of the funniest days of my life.

there i was doing my daily fucking boring dead end job, when i found myself driving behind the boner. it’s the first time i’ve seen it and you and the first time I’ve heard of ya. as we passed through reigate to the m25, i looked around at the people walking through the high street.

it was fucking hilarious, especially the oap’s. the expressions on their faces will be in my head til i die, i just wish i had a camera to capture the moment.

anyway, as we got to the m25 junction i pulled up along side ya and tried to get your attention, but you were on ya mobile and my hooter didn’t fucking work. then you fucked off right and i went straight on. i hope i see ya around again sometime, you lot are way up there. 

good luck. 

p.s i checked out ya webshite….wild shit! and fucking funny…i’ll definitely be coming back for more" - dave, kent


"this happened in june when i was doing my gcse exams. i was sitting in the hall doing fuck all in my history exam (seriously does anyone care about those fuckers hitler and mussolini) when i remembered i had some of your 'go fuck yourself' stickers in my pocket so i stuck a few on my desk when one of the teachers (in my opinion reincarnated  nazis) spotted this i was kicked out of the exam and my paper was ripped up so instead of getting an e or, if im lucky, a d i'm getting no fucking grade at all just for promoting the best fucking band in my lifetime. fortunately the teacher was shorter than me so i told him 'smell your mum' sticked a sticker on his head and wallked out triumphant" - j, uk


"dude u fuckin rock from where im standin  i love u guys already and havent even heard ur music!!! ur whole attitude is like fuck what people think i love it!!! even though im 14 im sure my parents would strongly disapprove of me listening to u but does it look like i care ur like the perfect role model 4 me what i wanna do when i get older play guitar or bass u know but email me back at **** love alwayz" - bridget, usa


"last night i had the best dream about 3 super hot girls one was you the others were the bassist from tuuli and the other was amy lee from evanescence you were all naked and well you can imagine what sort of things were going on cant you first you all played poker then did hardcore gardening well good night." - ozzy, uk


"i've been surfing your webshites more... just when you think you've read everything there is to read, you find something else! fucking amazing. and you all seem so honest and true! and the way you just chat to your fans like friends, is pretty amazing... i don't think many bands would do that. far too busy licking their own anus'! you were bloody right, slt are like an infectious disease... and i'm bloody infected, damn you! seriously your whole attitude is addictive and inspiring. it's nice to find some fresh & new talent, that stand for the same things as you, and are quite willing to express it! woohoo shit in the face of today's one track minded society" - aimee, surrey, uk


"i got your cd's in the mail a while ago...et me just say that you guys seriously fuckin' rock! i've been handing out flyers like MAD, sticking stickers on everything from lightposts to american flags! (the cops got mighty pissed at that one...) but I wanna say keep fuckin rockin! i'm planning on going to the local music stores and making them listen to you guys. you guys need to infest america!!!! ROCK LIKE FUCK!!!!! ---sam (an american STREET SLuT)" - sam, pa, usa


"hey, i want to be part of your street team here in the states.  i bought your 2 cd's (great fucking deal) and they rock! tell me what i need to do or who to whack and its done!" - scott, nj, usa


"i think i shud b on the street team coz i love spit like this!  i'd personally stand in the middle of my home town and fuck everybody off by standin there in my rock port boots, a short skirt and handing out the flyers while given ppl  finger of my own!!!" - sarah, yorks, uk


"i was handing the last of my stash out at a big canada day festival today. by the way just about every radio station in the region was there and now have stickers on their vans and i gave them flyers at their booths... ive been gettin alot of request for stickers lately too and i have been hearing that there are tons of people in my region that are subscribing to your mailing list as of late..." - chris, canada


"i was browsing the internet and stumbled upon your website, i think you guys are amazing. i mean the overall attitude and sound quality of this group is amazing. i'm into anything that can offend the general close minded public and you fit right into my agenda. i'm from welland, ontario canada and the people in our region need something raw and offensive just to piss off their parents and anyone else who needs a good ass kicking. i'd love to be a part in helping you guys get the recognition that you deserve" - nikki, canada


"hey, i got your flyers this morning and i already gave them all out, in school! they are currently stuck on my geog teachers white board, the windows of the sports hall, my grumpy old fart music teachers jacket amongst other odd and hilarious places! please send me another 50 stickers and 50 queen flyers" - cheesy, uk


"just wanna say you guys are the coolest, your my favourite band ever. my favourite is probably the guitarist, i have never met the guy before but does he reaks of coolness. i just wanna be more and more like him as each ofmy days go on! i want to be in the street team, i am hoping to erect a statue of him in the near future so i figured that this is the first step" - anon, uk


"hello spit like this my name is dean and i happen to be a big fan of your music and just like you manufactured music fills me with so much rage that i would like to vomit all over whatever is playing the music even if i have to buy a new radio/television which isn't good b/c i'm poor seeing
as how i'm a big pot head but anyways i'd like to join the street team and get lots of stickers and such to aid me in the hassling of fascist bastards"
- dean, canada


"well,what the fuck? sure glad i wasn't 1 of the people suckered by the"indentity theft".hey,if it's not from SPIT LIKE THIS..than i'm not fucking with it.anyway,I have ran outta stickers.seems the local's here are lovin' them.<<you don't wanna know just how much hate and discontent wev'e spread...but hey,america sure knows who you are...no doubt there" - lisa, texas, usa


"hI!!!! i'm patrick, and me and a friend did some promo street team stuff, and you sent us some cd's, and i just wanted to let you know i got them........ and YOU FUCKIN ROCK!!!!!! i wasnt really sure what to expect, and now i see why! your music is totally indescribable (i mean that in a good way:-p) the vocals (no offense, but you are british, and i dont listen to many british singers...) almost remind me of johnny rotten; the music a mixed gothy "pop". Its like the Sex Pistols meets Marilyn Manson meets 80's glam. you guys kick MAJOR ass. Its loud, boistrous, and exactly what the world needs more of! thank you SOOOO much" - patrick, south carolina, usa


"got your package in the mail today and i look forward to promoting you guys with all my fucking heart. you guys are exactly what i am all about and that's why i am doing this. i will be sending feedback to you on occasion. i am always happy to recieve any new promo items you have. and please remember...i am a dedicated motherfucker!! thank you" - bart, arizona, usa


"i still think you're the kewlest girl in the music biz (die britney.s die!) ...ps. oh,and yeah, i'll keep on spitting!" - jesika, usa


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