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ARCHiVED FROM 2003: I'm sure that each and every one of us who strives to live life according to our own set of rules and morals has suffered at the hands of many people.  people in the streets, people in authority, people in the family.  well, it's quite fair to say that all these people are intolerant fuckwits and, rather than stay silent, it's about time we, the oppressed, turned around, stuck one finger up in the air and said 'fuck you'!  oh, and if you are one of the people mentioned below, you are on the wrong site, you are not welcome so fuck off now!

know your enemy :: no 1 :: townies know your enemy :: no 2 :: teachers
every single time vikki & i set foot outside our house, we are greeted by thousands of these tracksuit wearing cap wearing nipples who have fuck all else to do than hurl verbal abuse at anyone who looks a bit different to them.  what a bunch of tits!  also known as chavs and pikeys.

KiLL A CHAV >>

ok, so it's been a while since we've encountered one of these twats but, our overriding memory of these mini-hitlers is a) they were unintelligent and b) they try to make you look and think like everyone else.  the one thing they forgot to teach you was anything at all about life itself.  and as for algebra...

 

know your enemy :: no 3 :: judges know your enemy :: no 4 :: police
i've had a run-in with these arseholes on a couple of occasions now.  900 year old men who don't even know what fucking day it is demanding respect yet earning none.  i nearly got thrown in pris on contempt of court simply through trying to voice my opinion and tell the judge he didn't have a clue about anything.  well, cunt-face, who's laughing now??  i'm doing this shit and you're dead!

 

now, i do appreciate that they do a tough job and all that.  after all, they have to clear up after townie night outs and stuff.  you know what those bozo's are like, can't go a night without a scrap.  but, the thing that fucks me off is, if you look a particular way, innocence until proven guilty simply does not exist.  and, if you have a couple of tatts and funny hair, they don't take you seriously.

 

know your enemy :: no 5 :: the boss know your enemy :: no 6 :: trendies
i only had one of these once but that was enough to know that i didn't want to encounter one ever again.  anyone who thinks they have the divine right to command how you spend your day should be hung up by the bollocks and be made to listen to blazin' squad all day long until their cock rots.

 

and speaking of blazin' squad, here are the turd-balls in all their glory.  the only pimpin' they ever do is sucking their record company bosses cocks to release another single.  i can't believe i live in a world where they exist.  fashion victims of the highest order, i pray for their demise.

 

know your enemy :: no 7 :: rude boys know your enemy :: no 8 :: parents
you know them. you've met them.  you've pitied them.  don't they realise that ali g is taking the piss??  yet he appears to be their god, their inspiration.  their alphabet appears to be missing several letters and they speak in faux gangsta speak.  they all wish they were born in the bronx yet most were born in surrey.  bling bling??  you cunt!  do us all a favour, take that chain around your neck and get one of your dickhead mates to throttle you with it. now, don't get me wrong, some parents are cool.  and those that are, we salute you.  but, those parents that try and impose their beliefs and refuse to let you explore the world your own way, they're the one's we're talking about.  the oppressors.  i had numerous run-ins with mine until i couldn't take it any more and left home.  now i have no idea what's going on as they've turned from the being as straight as straight can be into a couple of tattooed hippies!

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