a s s h o l e   ( p a r t   i i )

early one morning i was getting out of bed
i was wishing that you were dead
i was walking down the street
saw the people that i meet
they could see i was seeing red

they could feel my vibe
made 'em want to run and hide
it was time to get out of my way
coz i was stone fucking cold
and they had all been told
that i am the #1 motherfucking...

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asshole
(he's an asshole)
i'm an asshole
(he's an asshole)

if you want some proof
let me tell you the tale
of the time i fucked an underage whale
i'd been doing time
she was on my mind
and she had her fat fucking ass up for sale

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here's another case
i was off my face
last weekend i was snorting coke...
'caine, stole a car
drove it to a bar
crashed it through the door for a joke

the owner was pissed
so he made my list
of people that i must destroy
but he was made more angry
when he saw the caddy
was his very own favourite toy - ha-ha!

still don't believe me?
what can i say?
but i did fuck your mother only yesterday
she tasted bitter 
so i fucked your sister
but wished i didn't coz she was a bad fucking lay!

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maybe i shouldn't be singing this song
ranting and raving and carrying on
they tell me i'm crazy and haven't got long
maybe they're right when they tell me i'm wrong
naaaah!!!

one more example
of a girl called ample
who had guys beating down her door
so i went for a lick
then exposed her dick
now the guys beat on her, the whore

doubting my words?
think that i'm absurd?
well let me tell you this
you get on my tits
i'm outa line - 'tis my only crime
so bend over, baby, i'm taking you up the...

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one last time
to end this song
i'll share something with you
even if i'm wrong:
if you see me coming
you'd better start a running
coz i am the #1 motherfucking...

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asshole (part ii) music & lyrics by zion
© 2002 spit like this / megabucks music.  all rights reserved.
original music & lyric idea © 2002 zion.
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reproduced with kind permission of the author.

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