here's the news from may 2005 until october 2005.  current news can be viewed here.

october 2005
31st october 2005 happy hallowe'en everyone!  and a couple more bitz of press for your loveable roguez, SPiT LiKE THiS!  there is a great review of our SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYING? ep in the latest issue of POWERPLAY mag [read review here] plus a feature in DARK OF NiGHT horrorzine!  

30th october 2005 you can listen to us on the MELTDOWN (on PULSE RATED) sun 6th nov at 10pm; mon 7th at 11pm and thurz 10th at 10pm.  tune in here or SKY channel 905

29th october 2005 added some new photoz to my gallery - they are outtakez from the SKiN DEEP photoshoot.. i saw an advance copy of SKiN DEEP yesterday and the cover and 6 page spread lookz absolutely amazing!  you should order your copy now coz it is gonna sell out - hitz the shelvez NOV 8th

28th october 2005 is he cursed?  i reckon - and we have to share a fucking tour bus with him!  as you probably know, our drummer, ViLE GiLEZ has a rather nasty habit of trashing every single vehicle he drove.  well, coz this wasn't the safest of hobbiez, he decided to get driven around by friendz and, waddyaknow, yesterday he found himself in an upside down car which had just rolled!!  thankfully everyone was ok, just cutz n bruisez.  so, the moral of this story is, do NOT let VG anywhere near your vehicle, coz it WiLL crash!

26th october 2005 the GALLERY has been updated with pixx from the G-LOUNGE back in september, plus our lastest showz including our support wtih FOZZY at the CONCORDE 2 and our support with LA GUNS at the UNDERWORLD - check em out >>

24th october 2005 you can check us out on ROCK THE BOX tonite at 8pm, wedz 26th at 10pm, sat 29th at 9pm, mon 31st at 8pm and wedz 2nd nov at 10pm.    we will also be played on THE MELTDOWN this sunday 30th at 10pm and mon 31st at 11pm and thurz 3rd nov at 10pm.  you can tune in here and also SKY channel 905 

19th october 2005 we are going to be making our 2004 EP DRAGGED KiCKiNG & SCREAMiNG available in all good record storez soon!  expected release date is NOVEMBER 28th.  full detailz when it is confirmed!

19th october 2005 returning from his triumpant interview with TOTAL GUiTAR magazine (coming out novemeber featuring STEViE LEE & ViKKi SPiT), STEViE has opened up his very own MYSPACE page so, go and add him!

15th october 2005 check out ROCK THE BOX tonite at 9pm for some SLT.  the show repeatz mon 17th at 8pm and wedz 19th at 10pm.  tune in here or SKY channel 905

13th october 2005 confirmed detailz of an interview for TOTAL GUiTAR magazine that will take place with ViKKi and STEViE next week.  will let you know when the mag due to hit the shelvez!

13th october 2005 just one month to go til we appear on the cover of SKiN DEEP tattoo magazine.  you can have a sneaky peak of the cover below and, if you follow THiS LiNK you can pre-order your copy coz it is bound to be a sell-out!

12th october 2005 we are back from supporting LA GUNS at the underworld.  were you there?  man it fucking rocked!!  good to see so many of you going crazy for us.  could hardly believe how packed the fucking place was.  big thanx to everyone that gave us their undying support!  big thanx to the underworld for the slot and a big thanx to LA Guns for, well, being LA Guns!!

10th october 2005 you can now get your copy of FLASH magazine with ViKKi in it!  the italian rock mag was released a few dayz ago and is available by writing to: Flash Magazine, via delle Piagge 12, 55040 Vadicastello (LU) Italy or send an email to klausbyron@tin.it 

7th october 2005 you may have just seen us in KERRANG! magazine in their new unsigned section - well, the sponsorz of that new section were a new music site called BANDWAGON and, if you go there, you can download SLT goodiez like wallpaper, ringtonez and mp3'z.  go there now >>

2nd october 2005 just uploaded the gallery from last nite'z riotous show at JUNKTiON 7, NOTTiNGHAM.  view it now then kick yourself if you weren't there!

september 2005
27th september 2005 gig announcement: we have been confirmed as support to one of the all-time legendary rock bandz, LA GUNS at the UNDERWORLD, CAMDEN on 11th OCTOBER.  anyway, part of the deal is that we have to sell some ticketz to keep the venue sweet. no problemo as who-the-fuck wouldn't want to see us and LA GUNS on the same bill?!!  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are buying ticketz, get them thru us. you can do it via the mail (£11.99 chequez to "SPiT LiKE THiS", PO Box 373, Horley, RH6 9WU) or, even better, RiGHT HERE ONLiNE >>

as an xxxtra incentive to get them from us, anyone that doez savez ££££

NO BOOKiNG FEE
NO POSTAGE
CHEAPER TiCKET PRiCE
*PLUS* we will send you a copy of our numbered limited edition cd singled "dragged kicking & screaming" - you cannot get these in the shopz and they are an industry only thing!!

so, what are you waiting for?? DO IT NOW!! >>

27th september 2005 gig announcement: we are playing the FiGHTiNG COCKS, KiNGSTON on SAT 12th NOV.  full detailz tbc so keep an eye on our tour page for detailz

27th september 2005 just added more SMELL YOUR MUM wallpaper to the collection - if you have a compatible phone, check out and get the new stuff, only £1 each!!  CLiCK HERE to view >>

26th september 2005 we are happy to announce that we have just been offered (and accepted!) an endorsement by ROTOSOUND who make guitar and bass stringz (amongst other guitar related itemz!).  they make custom stringz for people like STEVE HARRiS from IRON MAiDEN and other bandz on their roster include CRADLE OF FiLTH & ELECTRiC SiX.  so, next time you want stringz for your guitar or bass, get ROTOSOUND and be in good company!!  view ROTOSOUND website >>

26th september 2005 view our latest PRESS RELEASE issued today

21st september 2005 we are once again playlisted on ROCK THE BOX this sat 24th at 9pm with repeatz on mon 26th 8pm and wedz 28th 10pm - tune in here or SKY channel 905

21st september 2005 oh dear!  see if you can spot the rather dodgy picture of ViKKi in the sept/oct issue (#12) of ALTERNATiVE LONDON magazine...

17th september 2005 released in ITALY on rocktober 5th is FLASH MAGAZiNE featuring ViKKi.  below is a copy of the cover with BRUCE DiCKiNSON from IRON MAiDEN on (note ViKKi on the right) and also a copy of part of the feature itself.  more detailz when we get them..
 

17th september 2005 just posted the pixx from our triumphant return to the LiDO in margate.  we can never recover from how welcum we are made to feel at the LiDO - and big thank you to everyone that was there last night.  this gallery is dedicated to you \m/

15th september 2005 once again those lovely people over at PULSE RADiO have playlisted us so, check us out on ROCK THE BOX this sat 17th sept at 9pm, again on mon 19th at 8pm and finally wedz 21st at 10pm.  tune in here or SKY channel 905

15th september 2005 gig announcement: we will be playing the CARTOON CLUB, croydon on WEDZ 12th OCT supporting ESOTERiCA.  it'z an anklebiter'z nite so under 18'z welcum.  full detailz on our tour page

12th september 2005 the uk'z biggest selling and best tattoo magazine SKiN DEEP have done a half page on us this issue and are running a competition to win some SMELL YOUR MUM clobber! all you have to do to enter is send in the answer to this question: "who is the lead singer of SPiT LiKE THiS?" answerz to Spit Like This Comp, Skin Deep, The Old School, Higher Kinnerton, Chester, CH4 9AJ or email editor@skindeep.co.uk and make sure you go out and buy the mag - it's truly awesome!!  on another SKiN DEEP note, me and ViKKi did another photoshoot for them today - remember, they are going to be doing a massive feature on us in issue 127 so mark it in your diariez!

10th september 2005 a new interview with ZiON is published on unsignedmuzik.com - check it out here

9th september 2005 released today is our limited edition cd single of "dragged kicking & screaming" (off of our SLEAZE SELLS...ep).  each cd is numbered by hand 1 - 1,000 / 1,000.  these are promo discz and WiLL NOT be available in the shopz - most will be distributed amongst the industry.  however, some are being made available for fanz.  if you want information on how to get a copy, email us.

7th september 2005 gig announcement: we are playing junktion 7, nottingham on sat 1st october for the (re)opening of top sleaze n glam nite WiLDSiDE!  costz just £4 to get in and we will be playing with SWEET SEDUCTiON (ex-wild rosez).  full detailz on our tour page

1st september 2005 check us out on PULSE RADiO this sat 3rd sept at 9pm, then again mon 5th at 8pm and wedz 7th at 10pm.  you can tune in online and SKY channel 905.  keep an eye out for an interview on PULSE cumming soon!

august 2005
31st august 2005 gig announcement: we have been confirmed as support to FOZZY at the CONCORDE 2, BRiGHTON on THURZ 20th OCTOBER 2005.  ticketz cost just £8.50 and can be purchased here!

30th august 2005 we have just added more wallpaper for you to download to your mobile phone!  to get the new STREET SLuTz logo for just £1, text SENDME SLT19 to 60300

CLiCK HERE FOR ALL SPiT LiKE THiS wallpaper choicez >>

CLiCK HERE FOR ALL SMELL YOUR MUM wallpaper choicez >>

30th august 2005 check out the latest issue of DEVOLUTiON magazine - containz an extremely favourable review of our latest EP (which you can buy here!!) and also a great picture of ViKKi modelling for the mag.  she is the "face" of DEVOLUTiON for the time-being so grab your copy now for just £2.50

27th august 2005 did the photoshoot for the SKiN DEEP feature yesterday.  SKiN DEEP is the UK'z biggest selling tattoo magazine (also sellz globally) and the shoot was for the front cover and 4 or 5 pagez inside!!  cannot wait for you guyz to see the resultz. some of the set-upz were amazing!  i think it will hit the newzagentz shelvez early october but will confirm that as soon as i know for definite.

24th august 2005 updated the SLuT ART section of the webshite - we love getting your picturez so keep 'em cumming!

22nd august 2005 listen to ROCK THE BOX on PULSE RADiO this saturday 27th at 9pm then again sunday 28th at 9pm, monday 29th at 8pm and wedz 31st at 8pm.  yes, they will be playing SPiT LiKE THiS again!!  tune in here or SKY channel 905

22nd august 2005 cumming soon! a limited edition promo single of our song, "DRAGGED KiCKING & SCREAMiNG"!  the single will be limited to 1,000 numbered copiez and will NOT be available in the shopz.  how do you get your copy??  time will tell!

18th august 2005 listen to ROCK THE BOX on PULSE RADiO this saturday 20th at 9pm then again sunday 21st at 9pm, monday 22nd at 8pm and wedz 24th at 8pm.  why?  coz they'll be playing SPiT LiKE THiS, that'z why!!  tune in here or SKY channel 905

18th august 2005 gig announcement: we are back playing one of our favourite placez - the lido in margate.  since day one, the nutterz in margate have made SPiT LiKE THiS feel very welcum so we cannot wait until friday 16th september when we will be back...

12th august 2005 got inspired and ended up refreshing the header of this site - hope ya like it!

11th august 2005 took delivery today of a spanish rock magazine called LOS MEJORES that featurez an interview with ViKKi.  it'z all in spanish so i have no idea what it sayz but it lookz cool!  so, if you live in spain, buy it now!

11th august 2005 gig announcement: scrawl the 20th september onto your calendarz if you live in the london area coz it is looking likely that we will be playing a gig at the g lounge, camden with kitty hudson, dead famous and nothing to lose.  £3 entry with this flyer!

10th august 2005 going to be doing a photoshoot in the next couple of weekz for the cover of the UK'z biggest selling tattoo magazine, SKiN DEEP.  me ( ZiON ) and ViKKi are gonna be on the cover along with an interview with us inside.  more detailz as soon as we get them!

9th august 2005 great newz!  after a couple of yearz of religiously using their casez, COFFiN CASE have just offered us an endorsement deal!  if you have never seen a COFFiN CASE, you need to check them out!  simply put, there is no other company on the planet that providez such cool housing for your guitar.  not only that but they also do microphone casez and the craziest pedal board!  anyway, enough of the salez pitch - these thingz sell themselvez!  massive thank you to mark at COFFiN CASE for sorting out the endorsement - you rock!! 

8th august 2005 guess who has been modelling for an ad campaign for devolution magazine?  that'z right, our very own ViKKi SPiT!  and very sexy pixx they are too - no-one will be able to resist buying the mag!

6th august 2005 parental control gone mad??  does your school / college / work block this site?  well, lucky for you, we have thought of that and have loadz of different domainz you can enter the site by.  and, before any irate parent sayz we're irresponsible - fuck yeah dickhead!!  we are a fucking rock band and, if you're gonna allow us to bring up your kidz, we're gonna do our best to warp their brainz.  duh!  we're not one of those pussy bandz that putz warningz on the front of their site just coz they say "bloody" on it once.  yeah, they are REALLY rock 'n' roll!  fucking loserz.  we say cunt, fuck and bugger and, if anyone doezn't like that, they can fucking well cunt off, the fucking buggerz!  we welcum all agez and let YOU decide your own censorship.  we do not discriminate.  unless you are a suicide bomber.  anyway, if you HAVE been blocked or think you might, write down these domain namez NOW!! spitlikethis.com / spitlikethis.co.uk / shitlikethis.com / lordzion.com / vikkispit.com / stevielee.co.uk / vilegilez.com / wanksinatra.com / theboner.co.uk / gothglam.com / gothglam.co.uk/ glamgoth.co.uk / cockrock.co.uk / rocklikefuck.co.uk /| rokklikefukk.com / rokklikefukk.co.uk / trashiestbandintheuk.co.uk / bestbandintheuk.co.uk / bestbritishband.co.uk / bestbandintheworld.co.uk / shocknroll.com / shocknroll.co.uk / shockrock.co.uk

6th august 2005 apologiez to those that have been waiting for them, but i have finally gotten around to putting up the pixx from our gig at the red lion, gravesend, kent on june 18th.  view them here!  have also added another page of photoz from our last gig in brighton and more imagez from the sleazefest.

6th august 2005 bollox!  i hate stuff like this.  well, it would seem that the UGLiBEEVA festival we were all looking forward to has been cancelled.  they have gone and run out of dosh so they've blown out the whole thing.  oh well - shit happenz!  we'll try and replace it with something fancy involving stripperz and alcohol or something.

5th august 2005 all new pixx of ViKKi SPiT have been added to her gallery!  they are xxxtra shotz that we took after a magazine photoshoot.  

4th august 2005 we will be played on THE A LiST show with Lynsay Hooper on PULSE RADiO this sat 6th august at 2pm.  the show repeatz mon 8th at 4pm, tuez 9th at 8pm and wedz 10th at 4pm.  tune in on SKY channel 905 or www.pulseunsigned.com 

july 2005
31st july 2005 three more domain namez have been added to our collection.  i know a lot of schoolz n collegez n work placez have banned spitlikethis.com so, to make sure you can still find us, we regularly buy domainz to cheat the system!  you can now also find us at shockrock.co.uk, shocknroll.com and shocknroll.co.uk.  SHOCK N ROLL is the name we have given our unique brand of music.

30th july 2005 at last, the full range of SPiT LiKE THiS ringtonez and wallpaper is online!  pricez are a bargain £1 per download for wallpaper; £1.50 for the polytone ringtonez and just £3.00 for the truetone ringtonez.  there are 10 different wallpaperz to choose from and 8 different ringtonez so, go crazy!!

29th july 2005 pixx from our show last night at the engine room, brighton are now online >>

23rd july 2005 some pixx from last week'z SLEAZEFEST have gone up.  unfortunately, we forgot to take any of the actual show itself, but we do know some exist so will get the on asafp.  in the meantime, enjoy imagez of us being, well, us!!

22nd july 2005 did you know that we have a strong presence on myspace.com?  you can find us at SPiT LiKE THiS | SMELL YOUR MUM | LORD ZiON |  ViKKi SPiT | WANK SiNATRA

21st july 2005 brand new interview with me (ZiON) has been put up over at rockhospital.com - click here to view it or view the archive in our interview section

20th july 2005 the brand new site dedicated to our Army of STREET SLuTz is now open at www.streetslutz.com

18th july 2005 because we love you so very much, today we have purchased the domain namez streetslutz.com, streetslutz.co.uk, spitlikethisslutz.com & spitlikethisslutz.co.uk.  why did we do this?  simple - in the next few dayz, we are going to launch a sister site dedicated to our loyal Army of STREET SLuTz.  we will issue you with instructionz on your latest missionz, give you special offerz, feature your success storiez, do SLuT profilez, galleriez etc.  from us to you!  it will be your site so we need you to send us anything and everything!

13th july 2005 don't forget to VOTE FOR US in the 2005 KERRANG! AWARDZ!  you can do it RiGHT HERE ONLiNE or using the coupon in the mag.  you can vote for us in the following categoriez:

Best British Newcomer: SPiT LiKE THiS
Best Single: "Sleaze Sells...But Who's Buying?" by SPiT LiKE THiS
Best Live Band: SPiT LiKE THiS
Best British Band: SPiT LiKE THiS
Best Band On The Planet: SPiT LiKE THiS

yes, i know it'z a long shot, but stranger thingz have happened and i know how much you guyz love shaking up the foundationz!!

12th july 2005 our friendz over at PULSE RADiO will be playing us again on SAT 16th JULY at 9pm on their ROCK THE BOX show.  the show repeatz SUN 17th at 9pm, MON 18th at 8pm and WEDZ 20th at 12pm.  tune in online and SKY channel 905.

remember: you can still request SPiT LiKE THiS on TOTALROCK RADiO and KERRANG RADiO by emailing studio@totalrock.com and kerrangradio@kerrangradio.com 

12th july 2005 the latest press release has just been issued

10th july 2005 if you are near the south coast in BRiGHTON on 28th july, you MUST cum along to the gig at the ENGiNE ROOM.  it is called WONDERLAND and with good reazon...  it is a trash / fetish / burlesque nite featuring performance artistz, the SUiCiDE GiRLZ and the TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK... SPiT LiKE THiS!!  doorz open at 10pm and it only costz £4 so no fucking excusez, you pussiez!!

10th july 2005 we are onstage at 9pm saturday 10th sept at the UGLiBEEVA '05 festival.  full detailz on our tour page.  just found out that the legendary BUZZCOCKS are headlining - fucking awesome!!

7th july 2005 wankerz.  hope all our friendz and fanz in london are ok.

4th july 2005 we have teamed up with those sex kittenz over at ROCK SOUND MAGAZiNE to do a competition to win some of our great SMELL YOUR MUM merchandize.  CLiCK HERE TO ENTER >>

june 2005
30th june 2005 don't forget to tune in to TOTALROCK RADiO tomorrow morning between 9am and 12noon - they will be playing the exclusive session that we recorded for them back in may.  on another TOTALROCK related note, we are going into the studio tomorrow afternoon to record a show "best bandz in the uk" to be broadcast at a later date.  watch this space!

30th june 2005 one of our tunez will be on PULSE RADiO this saturday 2nd july on ROCK THE BOX at 9pm.  the show will be repeated on monday 4th july at 8pm and wednezday 6th july at 12pm.  you can tune in here and sky channel 905

28th june 2005 check out sleaze-metal.com as ViKKi SPiT has been made the girl of the month for june! (scroll down the page for the english version)

27th june 2005 did you know that you can request SPiT LiKE THiS on KERRANG RADiO??  you can email them on kerrangradio@kerrangradio.co.uk and ask them to play something off of the "Sleaze Sells...But Who's Buying?" EP by SPiT LiKE THiS.  you can also call them asking for more SLT on 0845 053 1052 or text them on 80908

27th june 2005 just been shown some great reviewz that we knew nothing about!  they appeared in issue 18 of KALEiDOSCOPE magazine and can be found on our reviewz page >>

24th june 2005 the KERRANG! AWARDZ are cumming!!  please be ever so kind and sexy by voting for us in the following categoriez:

best british newcomer: SPiT LiKE THiS
best single: "Sleaze Sells...But Who's Buying?" SPiT LiKE THiS
best live band: SPiT LiKE THiS
best british band: SPiT LiKE THiS
best band on the planet: SPiT LiKE THiS

the form is in the latest issue of KERRANG! but, if you don't have one, scribble your nominationz down on a piece of paper along with your name, address, age and email addy and post it to Kerrang! Awards 2005, Kerrang!, PO Box 2930, London, W1A 6DZ.

thank you - and may hoardez of big tittied women / big willied gentlemen lead the charge to your pantz \m/

24th june 2005 the session we recorded for TOTALROCK RADiO will be aired next friday 1st july between 9am and 12noon - so tune in and check out how we cut it live..!

22nd june 2005 date change: our gig at the engine room, brighton has been moved to thurz 28th july.  they are having a fetish / burlesque nite with stripperz etc and thought we would make a wonderful musical accompanyment - i quite agree!!

21st june 2005 gig announcement: we have been asked to play at UGLiBEEVA '05 FESTiVAL on 9th, 10th & 11th september.  the festival will be in north yorkshire and lookz to be a blast attracting 35,000 punterz over the weekend!  full detailz on the UGLiBEEVA '05 website

17th june 2005 i think congratulationz might be in order!  we have just had confirmation that our ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" has been the top selling EP in the country since release on may 30th.  it has also been at number one in the official ep chartz since that date!  this is quite some achievement and, from here, we can only get stronger!!  so far, this ep has placed:

#1 amazon pre-salez chart
#1 official ep chartz
#5 amazon.cd singlez chart
#8 uk rock & metal chart
#13 future chart

not bad for a bunch scoundrelz like us, eh??  still not got your copy??  shame on you!  go and buy it now from amazon or download from napster

16th june 2005 gig announcement: we will be playing our first show on the south coast in sunny brighton, east sussex on wedz 27th july 2005.  full detailz to follow, so keep an eye on the tour page >>

14th june 2005 remember, we will be on TotalRock Radio tomorrow morning at about 11-ish so tune in a listen!  you can go to totalrock.com and listen there or tune in to sky channel 938.  if you have any questionz you would like to ask us, leave them on our message board here - the dj interviewing us (catbird) set us this thread specifically for that reazon...  so, ask away!

11th june 2005 photoz from our most triumphant return to the camden underworld have been put online - big thank you to everyone that wasn't at download and came to witness what has to have been one of the greatest rock n roll showz ever!!  i have also added a SHiT LiKE THiS gallery which is random photoz of us being stupid.  go to the gallery and check 'em all out >>

8th june 2005 our EP can now be downloaded from NAPSTER.  our american friendz can download it from NAPSTER USA and friendz in canada from NAPSTER CANADA.  you crazy japanese people can get it from AMAZON JAPAN

8th june 2005 now this makez me so fucking proud.  walking into a random ViRGiN MEGASTORE and seeing the EP just sitting there on the shelvez..  fucking fantastic.  best bit is, some had been sold!!

7th june 2005 we are still on the a-list playlist on TotalRockRadio so please fire off an email to studio@totalrock.com requesting "TRiCK OR MiSTREAT" by SPiT LiKE THiS.  do it no before you forget!!

staying with TotalRock, there will be a live interview next wedz (15th) with me (ZiON) and ViKKi SPiT.  we promise that this time talkz about goat sex will be kept to a minimum \m/

final TotalRock piece is a plea and i will cut and paste it directly from their newsletter: "TotalRock's Andy King has suffered a major blow, with the complete devastation of his home and the loss of his possessions when a fire broke out last Friday. As you can imagine, he and his family are facing very tough times. A number of people are organising benefit shows to raise money to help them. The first happens at the Rat & Parrot in Bexleyheath on June 13. Further details are available from the TotalRock Forum, the TotalRock Yahoo Chatters' Groups and at www.rockmatrix.com. If anyone wishes to send donations, here are the details: Any cash donations, please send to: S.Rust The AK Family Appeal C/O TotalRock 1 Denmark Place London WC2H 8NL For toy and cloth donations, please send to: The AK Family Appeal Enterprise Studios 1-6 Denmark Pl, Soho, London WC2H8NL"

3rd june 2005 our good friendz ADAM BOMB have been added to the bill for the gig at THE TEK, ESSEX this monday.  it is an ALL AGEZ night so make sure you get down there!

1st june 2005 the first download site is listing our ep for sale now - click here to download the ep from karmadownload.com

may 2005
31st may 2005 it is here!  the wait is finally over!  our new ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" is in storez now.  check out the full list of shopz you can get it from here.  just today we saw on future chart that the ep is at number 13, beating billy corgan, erasure and fightstar.  future chart is a prediction of the forthcoming top 40 so, who knowz?!

FACT 1: we hit number one on the amazon pre-release chart!

FACT 2: we hit number five on the amazon cd singlez chart!

FACT 3: we are number eight in the uk rock & heavy metal chart!

FACT 4: we are number 13 on future chart!

all of this is because of you, our loyal SLuTz.  it is also because the EP is fantastic, which is why it was awarded SiNGLE OF THE WEEK!

so, what are you waiting for??  BUY YOUR COPY NOW >>

PS we have just found out that the initial pressing of the EP has completely sold out!  some storez may not have the EP yet as a result.  DO NOT LiSTEN TO THE STAFF if they tell you that they may not be able to get it as a second pressing is currently underway and it will ship to all storez in the next few dayz!  if anyone DOES experience problemz, please email me with the store detailz so we can kick some arse!! 

27th may 2005 the icing on the cake!  just had newz that our new ep entered the rock & metal album chartz at number 8 - right inbetween the darkness and lostprophets - just on Pre-Release salez!!  It isn't even released yet!! not bad for a band with NO record deal, NO national press, NO mainstream radio airplay, NO adz, NO video, NO tv.  just word-of-mouth and a fucking awesome product!  click the image below to see the chart then BUY YOURZ NOW>>

27th may 2005 view the latest press release, issued today

26th may 2005 unbelievably we are still number one on amazon.co.uk - this has to be some kind of record for an unsigned band, surely?!  HELP US MAKE SPiT LiKE THiSTORY >>

26th may 2005 trackz off our forthcumming ep will be aired on rock the box with jimi the vox, this saturday at 9pm, repeated on monday 30th at 8pm and again wedz 1st at 12pm.  you can tune it at pulseunsigned.com and sky channel 905

25th may 2005 3rd day running that we have held the number one slot on amazon.  considering that it is updated hourly, it is an incredible accomplishment for a band in our position.  every other band on there has national exposure in support of their record, either on radio, tv, magz or, as in most casez, all of the above.  us, all we have is YOU.  and you have done us fucking proud!  if you haven't already, GO BUY OUR CD NOW!! >>

25th may 2005 gig announcement: we'll be at the harp rock bar, croydon, surrey on sunday 19th june.  gigz at the harp are alwayz a laugh and, best of all, free entry!  so, come on down and get pissed with us - oh, and watch a blinding gig too!!

25th may 2005 view the latest press release, issued today

24th may 2005 what can i say?  for a full 24 hourz now, we have been at number 1 on the amazon hot pre-release chart outselling everyone.  people like u2 have fallen in our wake!  all this pushed us up to a high of number 5 on the amazon cd singlez chart and, just a couple of hourz ago, we were the 83rd most popular item on amazon.  that is 83rd out of all the cd'z, bookz, dvd'z etc that they sell.  i don't know what the fuck is going on but i do know it is all down to you.  we are in total fucking shock BUT, it just goez to show what can be achieved if you stick to your gunz and make up your own fucking rulez!!!
PLEASE KEEP US AT NUMBER ONE - WE LiKE IT!! >>

24th may 2005 well, fuck me!  a new day and we are STiLL at number 1 on the amazon hot pre-release chart!  we are still kicking u2'z arse.  PLUS, we are STiLL at number 9 on the amazon cd singlez chart and, as i type, we are the 155th most popular item on amazon!!  WE FUCKiNG RULE!!  but, more importantly, so do YOU GUYZ - the people that have achieved this result.  not got yourz yet??  GET ONE NOW >>

24th may 2005 view the latest press release, issued today

23rd may 2005 our first number one!!  unbelievably, as of 10pm tonight, we are NUMBER ONE of the AMAZON TOP 25 HOT PRE-RELEASE CD SiNGLEZ CHART!!  that beatz u2, the foo fighterz, white stripez..  fuck it, IT BEATZ EVERYONE!!  i did a print screen of it for prosperity - click on it below to see our triumph in massive close-up!  by the way, that putz us at number 9 in the TOP 100 CD SiNGLEZ!!  a big THANK YOU to everyone that has helped us get this great honour and, if you haven't done it yet, GO BUY OUR CD NOW!! >>

21st may 2005 view the latest press release, issued today

21st may 2005 i am getting more and more freaked out by the day here!  I just did a google search for our new ep when i stumbled across this link on amazon.co.uk.  please note, it is the top 25 HOT pre-release cd singlez chart.  and there we are at # 8.  and all the other bandz are thingz like u2, coldplay, gwen stefani et cetera.  to say i am in shock is a bit of an understatement!!  to EVERYONE that has pre-ordered the ep so far, THANK YOU.  to everyone else, if you haven't done it already, please PRE-ORDER ONE NOW!! >>>

21st may 2005 did our first session for totalrock radio yesterday and a damn good session it was too!  to be frank, we now understand why people tell us how fucking good we are live - it'z the first time WE experienced SLT live and, you know what, we fucking rule!  will let you know when it will be broadcast. i am also happy to confirm that, for the 3rd consecutive week, we are on the a-list playlist at totalrock.com so please request our song "trick or mistreat" by sending an email to studio@totalrock.com 

18th may 2005 gig cancellation: we are sorry to announce that we have had to cancel our planned gig on 1st june at the shed, leicester. something has cum up that we CANNOT miss. full detailz will be announced soon! apologiez to everyone that was looking forward to it - no-one is sorrier than us that we can't do it!

16th may 2005 only at a SPiT LiKE THiS show... check out the pixx from the show last night - we attract the most debauched bunch of motherfuckerz imaginable!  two of our SLuTz went down in SPiT LiKE THiStory last nite - one for piercing the other'z nipple with an SLT pin badge!

14th may 2005 for the second week running, "trick or mistreat" - the lead song off our new EP, is on totalrock.com'z A-LiST PLAYLiST!  please help keep it there by sending an email to studio@totalrock.com requesting it!!  spanx!

13th may 2005 single of the week!!  yep, the very first review for "SLEAZE SELLS..." is in and we get awarded single of the week!  not bad, eh?!  here'z a snippet: "...wear what they tell you and do it now...Think Adam Ant, The Godamn Whores, T-Rex, Motley Crue, early Twisted Sister...the kind of band that your parents worry about, a band to throw your underwear at - ban this filth now" - you can read the full thing here and big thanx to sean at organart.com for the accolade.  CLiCK HERE TO BUY YOURZ >>

12th may 2005 oh.my.god.  this lookz like just about the coolest thing ever!!  GiG ANNOUNCEMENT: we have been asked to play the NiGHT OF PAN TWiSTED POST ViNTAGE BALLROOM.  this is us to a tee with dancing girlz, fire, magic and many other surprisez!  you have to check out the website for the full story.  dress to impress - no street clothez here!!  now, why can't EVERY fucking gig we do be like this instead of us getting lumped with dull rock bandz all the time?!!

11th may 2005 ep is now available to PRE-ORDER from PLAY.COM

11th may 2005 our biggest every NOiZLETTER was sent out today to an incredible, amazing 9,868 subsciberz!!

10th may 2005 our forthcumming ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" has now been added to the HMV databasez so you can either PRE-ORDER IT ONLiNE or walk into a store and do it!!  You can also pre-order it from 101cd.com and amazon.co.uk - more added daily!

9th may 2005 it has just been confirmed that we will be doing a session for totalrock radio!  we're recording it on the 20th may and will let you know the broadcast datez as soon as we get them

9th may 2005 today is the day to start requesting "trick or mistreat" by SPiT LiKE THiS on totalrock.com - email them on studio@totalrock.com

8th may 2005 one of the classiest rock websitez around, fivemileshigh.com, has made us band of the month for may!  big thankz to jamez for all his support \m/

7th may 2005 view the latest press release, issued today

6th may 2005 more great newz!  just received confirmation that we have been put on the A-LiST PLAYLiST at totalrock.com!  that'z us up there with the likez of foo fighterz, judas priest, motley crue, nin, slipknot and wednesday 13!!  PLEASE HELP US STAY THERE by emailing studio@totalrock.com requesting "trick or mistreat" by SPiT LiKE THiS whenever the urge takez you!  big thanx to the guyz at totalrock.com for seeing the big picture xxxxx

6th may 2005 it just keepz on moving onward and upward!  you people are doing us so fucking proud at the moment.  amazon salez ranking today is at 449.  to help put that in perspective for you, the latest motley crue cd, which is being backed by a massive world tour, is at 3,300 odd!!  so that 449 of ourz is really REALLY fucking impressive.  and it is all down to you.  thank you SO FUCKiNG MUCH!!! ORDER YOURZ NOW >>

5th may 2005 fuck me!  we have leapt another 1,500 placez up the amazon.co.uk salez rank!  as i type, we're at number 979.  when u think of the hundredz of thousandz of itemz amazon have on their site, breaking top 1,000 with an ep that is yet to be released is pretty fucking amazing!!  let'z see how high we can get - ORDER YOURZ NOW >>

4th may 2005 to celebrate the imminent release of "SLEAZE SELLS...", we have made this t-shirt bearing the warning that featurez on each and every SLT release.  go on, you know you want one!!  available only from our smellyourmum.com sister site!

4th may 2005 i know it is early dayz but just wanted to say THANK YOU to everyone that has pre-ordered "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" so far.  in one day, it has jumped 5,000 placez UP the amazon.co.uk salez chartz, so that'z cool!  i know some of you have had problemz ordering it in shopz - it WiLL be on the computerz of all the major record storez (and these independentz) in the next few dayz - bank holiday has slowed thingz down a bit!  so, please please please keep on trying!

4th may 2005 gig announcement: we will be back at the music tek 2, dagenham, essex on 6th june.  THiS IS AN ALL AGEZ NiGHT, so get your arsez down there!!

4th may 2005 gig cancellation: we are sad to report that we have had to cancel our gig at bradford rio'z on 27th as it clashez with something rather tasty.  cannot divulge what that is yet but, it is quite exciting!!

2nd may 2005 you can pre-order "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG" EP as from TODAY!! why should you pre-order?? well, here'z why:

1. It guaranteez that you will have the EP in your handz on the day of release
2. The more that are pre-ordered, the more that shopz will put it on the shelvez.  The more that are on the shelvez, the more we will sell.
3. Our distributer will be very happy indeed!
4. As will our manager!!
5. We stand more chance of hitting the chartz!
6. It is FUCKiNG AWESOME!

the full list of shopz that you can order it from is HERE and you can also order from amazon.co.uk HERE

2nd may 2005 we're on the playlist at metallic onslaught, a radio station in new york, usa.  you can listen via the internet here or weos 89.7 fm

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