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here's the news from september 2004 until december 2004.  current news can be viewed here.

december 2004
28th december 2004
after our surprise entry on the KERRANG! READER'Z POLL, we figured that we might as well try and get somewhere on the METAL HAMMER READER'Z POLL!!  there are several categoriez you can vote for us in so, please do and let'z see if we can't do the double!  VOTE NOW >>

21st december 2004 updated a couple of partz of the site today.  first up, the SLuT ART page has some new piecez added (you guyz!!) and, next, the BONER page has been updated.  she isn't very well at the moment and is currently with the mechanic getting a new gearbox.  so, i was looking at pixx of her and found one of her outside the officez of KERRANG! from a coupla weekz back.. *sniff*

20th december 2004 follow this link for the latest press release

16th december 2004 took delivery yesterday of the latest SPiT LiKE THiS flyerz.  we have 10,000 of these masterpiecez that we shall give away to everyone that requestz free stickerz, becomez a STREET SLuT or buyz some of our contraband.  you can also download a printable version from our flyer archive >>
CLiCK TO SEE ENLARGEMENT >>

15th december 2004 it'z as though the whole world is going SPiT LiKE THiS crazy... kerrang! reader'z poll 2004, best unsigned band category... guess who is number 8?!  yes fellow SLuTz, it is true.  thanx to your loyalty and your ability to put pen to paper, you have managed to get us at number 8 in the best unsigned band category of the kerrang! reader'z poll, 2004.  the TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK is also OFFiCiALLY the 8th best unsigned band in the fucking world.  personally, i think we're number 1 but, fuck me sidewayz, you cannot moan about # 8!!  to everyone that voted for us, big fucking thank you from all of us here.  you guyz 'n' galz deserve one mighty big snog from us!  what an amazing xmas prezzie you have just given us - we fucking love you all!!

15th december 2004 gig announcement: we're playing the red lion, crete hall road, northfleet, gravesend, kent on saturday 22nd january 2005.  don't know too many detailz yet but, what we do know is on our tour page >>

14th december 2004 fucking hell, finally managed to trawl through the 180 photoz that were taken of us at our headlining nottingham gig.  we had an incredible time, as i think you can tell from the shotz.  check out one of our best live galleriez so far here >>

10th december 2004 you asked for 'em, you got 'em - SPiT LiKE THiS magic mugz!  yes, the most rock 'n' roll accessory a human being could posess has finally arrived!  when they are cold, they look plain black BUT, when you fill them with hot steamy liquid (oo-er), as if by magic, the SPiT LiKE THiS logo appearz!  incredible stuff, eh?!  and just in time for xmas..!  you can check them out - and indeed buy them - here >>
SPiT LiKE THiS magic mugz - buy yourz now!! >>

10th december 2004 a comment on yesterday'z tragedy: i am not going to pretend that i am the world'z biggest pantera or damageplan fan or anything like that BUT, i do have some pantera cd'z and thought they were fucking awesome when they first came about.  still do.  and, i'm sure, if you know where to listen, you can hear stuff in our music that would not be there if i did not own those cd'z.  however, one thing i will readily acknowledge is that dimebag was a unique and influential guitar player.  i never met the guy but know people that have and they all say he was a cool person.  bottom line is, someone fucking shot him in the fucking head whilst he was on stage playing a gig.  THEY SHOT HIM.  why?  coz they didn't like him?  coz pantera split up?  who the fuck knowz.  regardless, no-one deservez that.  our thoughtz go out to all those personally affected by this - his friendz, family and fanz.  i sincerely hope that nothing like this ever happenz again in the rock / metal community.

9th december 2004 

5th december 2004 gig cancelled by venue management: an apology to all of you that went to the tap 'n' tin in chatham last night expecting to see us play.  we were forcefully evicted by an over-zealous management after they refused entry to our SLuTz.  despite the fact that they had been allowed entry into the venue, had been stamped etc, when they popped out to get some food, they were told they weren't allowed back in without id!  we tried for over an hour to reach an amicable solution that would a) allow us to play and b) ensure the safety of our SLuTz but the management would not budge.  at one point, the manager assaulted vikki by trying to pull her down a flight of stairz!  you'll be glad to hear she screamed blue murder at him and wank and stevie dived to her defense.  we tried every which way we could to reach an agreement but this dickhead just was not having it.  the venue was letting other people in without id, why not our SLuTz?  they had let them in once, stamped them and taken their money so, what was the problem??  in the end though, we had to leave coz we could not leave our SLuTz out on the streetz in a strange town.  we hope you understand.

3rd december 2004 those of you wondering where this month'z NOiZLETTER is, we have encountered a small problem!  the company we used to store our database of over 7,000 emailz has decided that they "didn't like the content" of our NOiZLETTER, so have banned us!  the cheeky fuckerz.  anyway, we managed to download the database and are currently looking for an alternative so, watch this space... 

2nd december 2004 it is that time of year again and, just for you, we have come up with a seasonal greetingz card!!  there are two versionz of it, one for you to store on your computer / webshite etc and another for you to print out and keep.  THANX FOR EVERYTHiNG that you have done for us in 2004 - we can hardly wait for 2005 to see what'z gonna happen!  have a great one!  ViEW CARD | PRiNTABLE CARD
CLiCK HERE FOR PRiNTABLE VERSiON >>

november 2004
28th november 2004
gallery update...pixx of us with some of our SLuTz outside our cancelled concorde2 gig can be found here >>

25th november 2004 gig announcement: yes, we're back at one of our fave venuez..  junktion7 in nottingham on saturday 11th december 2004.  it's a wildside nite so you know it'z gonna be good!  full detailz will be posted asap...

23rd november 2004 gig cancellation: we have been forced to pull out of our gig at concorde2 tomorrow.  when we signed up to do the show, we agreed to an on-stage time of no later than 10.30pm, and much earlier if possible.  we have a lot of young fanz that would miss us if we were on much later - this was explained to the promotor.  well, yesterday we were informed that our on-stage time was now 11.30pm.  we re-explained that people that are paying to see us would miss us but, to no avail.  they have refused to move our stage time so, to avoid disappointment to our fanz, we have pulled out.  no-one dis-respectz our fanz like that.  HOWEVER, we know that not everyone will get this message in time and, because we put our fanz FiRST, we will still go to the venue to meet and greet anyone that comez along!

21st november 2004 just uploaded the imagez from our last gig at the hibernian, birmingham.  we had a really great night and seemed to go down like a whore on a john.  click here to see more >>

17th november 2004 gig announcement: well, we won the chance to play at the concorde2 in brighton.  voting for bandz started a couple of weekz back and, as soon as we let you guyz know, we shot to number 1 and stayed there non-stop until voting ended.  so, a MASSiVE thanx to everyone that voted.  you guyz rule!!  anyway, the result is that we will be playing on 24th november.  it only costz £3 to get in (£2 nus) so get your buttz down there!

14th november 2004 great review from sleazegrinder.com - highlight of which is "the 5 man glam-gang offer up three tracks of gooey glitter rock here, brash and brassy and catchier than the crosstown bus at quitting time. Soundwise, divide Desolation Boulevard era Sweet with “Electric Barbarella” era Duran Duran, multiply by Doctor and the Medics, toss in a liberal dose of that fairy dust that strippers wear, and you’ve nailed the b-movie disco massacre scene soundtrack that is Spit Like This" READ MORE >>

11th november 2004 situation vacant: we are in need of a driver for our minibus!  this is a PAiD position, amount dependz on distance travelled.  the applicant should be RELiABLE, over 25 with a clean driving license and, preferably, in the surrey / sussex area.  interested?  drop us a line...

5th november 2004 ok, there is a chance for us to play at the CONCORDE 2 in brighton on the 24th BUT, in order for this to happen, WE NEED YOUR HELP!!  even if you won't be able to see us play there, PLEASE can you do this? the CONCORDE 2 is a REALLY hard venue to get into so, if we manage it, it would be a good thing!!  first thing we need you to do is:
1. go to thewhitelabel.com and click on the "take me to the music" link
2. register on the site - takez about 1 minute
3. once registered, find SPiT LiKE THiS on the "streamback" section
4. click on us then click again on the >> icon - you should now hear the full length version of REBEL LOVER and have a feedback list to fill in.
***THiS IS THE IMPORTANT BiT!!!*** fill out the feedback bit with as many positivez as you can, then SUBMiT the information!!! basically, the 8 bandz with the best feedback get to play. fucking suxx it working like that but, that is the way it is.  THANX GUYZ!!!

5th november 2004 gallery has just been updated with the live pixx from last night'z show in south london - check it >>
CLiCK HERE FOR MORE >>

4th november 2004 what the bloodery-fuck is going??  they keep talking about SPiT LiKE THiS on bbc london radio!  last night the discussion was about tattooz and, naturally, we came up!  someone also mentioned that he would be able to get us to play at the dj's wedding.  and then that i (ZiON) should be the new jamez bond!  so, what i want to know is, why the fuck don't they have us on there to create some anarcy and debauchery over the airwavez??  that dj soundz like a right sort!

october 2004
28th october 2004
it makez me so proud.  i have been called an über pervert in our latest review!  you gotta love that!  here's some more; "It is rock ‘n’ roll to the bone. So what do they sound like, you ask me? Well, kinda like you would expect them to sound: trashy, way over the top, hardcore sleaze to the max. They sport more tattoos than half the population of the American Indian Reservations and don’t make complete asses of themselves handling their instruments. All the songs have a simple don’t-bore-us-get-to-the-chorus setup and that’s really all it takes to get the desired effect: to have you start singing obscenities all through the day, and get away with it. They have my respect, bands like this make rock the colorful way of life it is today..." you can read the full thing on our reviewz page >> 

26th october 2004 i love it when this happenz!  received an email from one of the fabled SLuTz of DooM - SLuTTeR - and attached was this picture of her brand spanking new SPiT LiKE THiS SKuLLoX tattoo!!  you can check out a bigger image in the tattoo gallery >>
SLuTTeR'z SKuLLoX!!

25th october 2004 new review has just come in for "dragged" - obviously, it's a great one!  it is published in the latest issue of devolution magazine (click on the link to find out how to get yourz).  they are also running a competition to win one of our smellyourmum.com t-shirtz so it is well worth the purchase price of just £1.  go to our reviewz section to read the review >>

24th october 2004 thought i would share part of an email i received from acey slade (murderdolls / trashlight vision).  this is what he had to say about us being voted the TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK: "I think you guys had the title before we ever had the contest. It was unfair to the other bands!...Rock Like Fuck" - our thoughtz exactly.  thanx acey!!

22nd october 2004 to celebrate the opening of the SPiT LiKE THiS XXXPERiENCE we have created this new desktop wallpaper for you!  click on the size you need to download yourz NOW!!
1152x864 >> | 1024x768 >> | 800x600 >>

21st october 2004 another great review of our "dragged kicking & screaming" ep, this time from long-time supporterz organart.com - "The Spit Slutz (has to be with a Z) are back for more – first ‘proper’ single and another attack from day-glo fetish fuelled hearse driving glam gang of boyz and girl in rubber nurses outfit. Trashy slutty glammy metal - all tattoos, collars and black lipstick…. Your mum warned you about bands like this... you need to be curious and you need to go take a bite, Spit Like This do things their own way and their way is good..." BUY YOUR COPY NOW >>

20th october 2004 now open is the SPiT LiKE THiS XXXPERiENCE!  for the people that are new to the SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE, it is a short-track of what the fuck we are all about.  for long-time SLuTz, it will soon have 24/7 SLT streaming on SLuT RADiO and there are some new pixx not available anywhere else.  it is also designed for you to be able to insert the SPiT LiKE THiS XXXPERiENCE into your OWN site!  visit now for more info >>

19th october 2004 gig announcement: you're gonna need something to wash away those xmas bluez when the time comez so, come and see us at o'neill's, leytonstone, london on wednesday 29th december.  as it standz, it is our last gig of the year so, we're gonna go out with a bang...

15th october 2004 gig announcement: we are booked to play the tap 'n' tin in chatham, kent on saturday 4th december 2004.  full detailz will appear on our tour page >>

15th october 2004 just been informed that our gig on the 4th november at the telegraph, brixton is an ALL AGEZ night!  so you have no excusez for not coming down and partying with your favourite band!

14th october 2004 wow, what a great review of our 'dragged kicking & screaming' ep!  you can find the full thing on the dukester's site, in the meantime, here are the highlights!  "A full on balls out no bullshit snotty snarling punk attitude sadistic masochistic love machine sex beast of a rock n' roll band. The band make music look & sound dangerous & rebellious again living by their own rules and lifestyle and this, their third CD, is the aural personification of that blood dripping spit strewn image. Rock N' Roll doesn't sound like this almost EVER anymore, and seldom less do it this well. Rock N' Roll on. Well recorded, well captured for nonstop playback. Not only this, it's also ORIGINAL with choruses and verse split in each song so it's unpredictable too. Oh yes that's something that's been missing for oh so long. You NEED to witness this band just once..." - check out this review and more in our reviewz section >>

11th october 2004 we have joined the hallowed pages of fivemileshigh.com - one of the most respected music resourses on the internet.  they consistantly back bandz that go on to great success so this is a big honour for us.  you can check out our section here and the rest of the site here!

7th october 2004 to celebrate the undeniable fact that we won THE TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK title, we have released the following t-shirt backprint!  for just £9.99, you can choose between 2 different front printz with "VOTED THE TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK!" emblazened on the back!!  
view style choice 1
| view style choice 2
CLiCK HERE TO BUY >>

7th october 2004 check out this lengthy interview with me on sleaze-metal.com (scroll down for the english version). enormo-thanx to vince for sorting this out and asking some great questionz!!

7th october 2004 wanna win some smellyourmum.com gooiez??  well, rockbeast.com are currently running a competition to win a t-shirt of your choice!  follow this link to enter and good luck!

7th october 2004 gig announcement II: 23rd december we are supporting ALiKE COOPER (alice cooper tribute, natch) at egg, kings x, london.  2 dayz from xmas meanz that this will also be our OFFiCiAL XMAS PARTY!! full detailz on tour page >>

7th october 2004 gig announcement II: THE TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK (that's us - did i mention that?!) will be playing at the telegraph, brixton, london on 4th november 2004.  further detailz to follow when we get them

7th october 2004 gig cancellation: the rock godz giveth and the rock godz taketh away... our show at the basement, maidstone on 10th november has been cancelled as the promotor no longer promotez there.  sorry!

7th october 2004 did you hear us on totalrock radio last night?  we were on from 9.15 - 10pm talking about all thingz SPiT LiKE THiS and beyond.  topix of conversation included penises, sex in graveyardz, how we won THE TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK, sex with donkeyz, my flaming cock and a hell of a lot more besidez!  big thanx to a product and clare from anit-product for the interview!

6th october 2004 wanna see how we won the TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK title?  check out the gallery >>

6th october 2004 as WiNNERZ of the TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK competition, we shall be on totalrock radio tonight somewhere around 9.15 - 9.45 being interviewed by a product from anti-product - don't forget to tune in!

6th october 2004 well well well...  it comez as no great surprise that, last night at the london underworld, we won the battle to find the TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK!!  no disrespect to anyone taking part but, as far as we were concerned, it was a no-brainer.  we've alwayz stated that we are the trashiest band and now we have the proof.  all hail SPiT LiKE THiS!  we would like to thank all of our SLuTz that showed up to support us - you guyz fucking kicked ass!!  YOU ARE THE TRASHiEST SLuTz IN THE UK and we all fucking rule!! click here to read the full PRESS RELEASE!

4th october 2004 picturez from our show at junktion7, nottingham have now been added to the gallery >>

1st october 2004 online webzine, fivemileshigh.com are going to be adding us to their fold very soon - "absolutely one of the most outrageously sexy and blatantly RnR bands out there", is how they have described us...  in the meantime, they have stuck vikki on their index page and placed the following teaser >>

september 2004
27th september 2004
download your very own SPiT LiKE THiS STENCiL!  click on the image below, save the big image onto your desktop then print it out onto stiff card.  using a razor or art knife, cut out all the black and you are left with a great stencil to use to make t-shirtz, spray on wallz, skate rampz, pavementz et cetera!
CLiCK HERE FOR STENCiL >>

27th september 2004 check out this review on sleaze-metal.com for our "dragged kicking & screaming" ep - it's a doozy!

26th september 2004 gig announcement: we are through to the finalz of this: "Trashiest Band In The UK - Acey Slade, guitarist for the MURDERDOLLS, is giving "the chance of a lifetime" to a lucky U.K. band. While on tour with his new group, TRASHLIGHT VISION, Slade will be searching for a band to bestow the title "Trashiest Band in the U.K.". Finalists will get to open for TRASH LIGHT VISION at their London show on Tuesday, October 5 at The Underworld. The winner will be picked at the show by Acey, Alex Kane from the band ANTIPRODUCT, and will be based in part on audience participation. The winning group will receive a prize pack with gifts from Manic Panic, D'Andria guitar pedals and effects, Sanctuary Records, BC Rich Guitars, Merch Monster Clothing, air time on Total Rock Radio, TRASH LIGHT VISION merchandise, and items from the Bats store in Manchester, most of it packed in Acey's personal backpack. The entire concert will be filmed for Detonator TV, who encourage the participating acts to behave as decadently as they chose" - full detailz will follow as soon as we get them but be prepared to take the day off school / college / work!

25th september 2004 the latest live photoz have just been added to the gallery featuring 80 imagez from our triumphant return to the lido, margate.  yet again, the SLuTz of margate did us proud - they even made us a flag which a bunch of them signed then gave it to us whilst demanding one of two encorezSPiT LiKE THiS lovez you all!!
CHECK OUT THE LiVE @ THE LiDO GALLERY >>

23rd september 2004 just a quickie to let you all know that, as well as being able to accept all major credit / debit cards over at smellyourmum.com, we can also now accept electron cardz for online paymentz.  so, go fill up your basket with loadz of great SPiT LiKE THiS and SMELL YOUR MUM goodiez so we can afford to rock 'n' roll this month!!

21st september 2004 today sees the release of our re-issue of the first ep, "the pop shot!".  as from right now, you can buy "the pop shot! xxxtra" which featurez the entire first ep PLUS two demos ('down on your' / 'fuck you') from 2003.  the demos are ONLY available on the XXXTRA cd.  the price for this mini-album is a ridiculously low £2.99.  the first ep sold out really fast and this re-issue is due to high demand for the original.  so, enjoy it whilst it lasts!!  CLiCK HERE TO BUY >>
CLiCK HERE TO BUY >>

17th september 2004 major announcement: SPiT LiKE THiS would like to announce to the world that we now have professional management in the mysterious form of THE MAN IN BLACK aka ALLAN JAMES, from NUMiNOUS MUSiC GROUP.  he too recognises that we are THE BAND to destroy all that dare get in our way until we achieve our goal of being the BiGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET!!  watch this space...

16th september 2004 the release of our mini-album, "the pop shot! xxxtra" has been bought forward one week to the 20th september.  any pre-orders will ship tomorrow!  CLiCK HERE TO GET YOURS >>

15th september 2004 gig announcement: we will be playing the hibernian, birmingham on friday 19th november supporting sleaze rock band the wild roses.  should be an awesome night!  costs just £4 to get in, doors open at 8.30.  full detailz, map, flyer etc on tour page >>

13th september 2004 one of our most popular songs, 'rebel lover' (off the "dragged" ep) has just been added to the pulse unsigned playlist!  it will be played during the "it's only rock 'n' roll" show which is on at 1pm and 8pm mon-fri, 6am & 6pm saturday and at 1pm on sundaypulse radio can be listened on sky channel 905 as well as online. also, you can vote for us by clicking here and following the instructions!

13th september 2004 just added 'the pop shot! xxxtra!" onto smellyourmum.com so you can pre-order yours now!!  it will ship on, or just before, the 27th.  CLiCK HERE TO BUY >>

13th september 2004 brand new SPiT LiKE THiS stickerz are now available from us at the usual address!
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10th september 2004 we are releasing a re-issue of our first ep called "the pop shot! xxxtra" on monday 27th september 2004.  as well as containing the entire original "the pop shot!" ep (which is long sold-out), it will also include 2 bonus tracks, "down on you" and "fuck you", which are previously unreleased.  price will be just £2.99 including postage and packing!  click here to view sleeve >>

8th september 2004 another review from the borderline show - another great review!  read it here >>

6th september 2004 had such a great gig at the borderline last night!  loadz of people there and met loadz of SLuTz too!  we have no less than 81 pixx from the show in the gallery that you can check out right here.  on top of that, great music site, rockbeast.com, was also there snapping away.  check out their picturez too | check out their review

1st september 2004 got a proposition for some of you female SLuTz.  we are thinking about producing a 2005 calender filled, not with SPiT LiKE THiS, but with 12 of our most lovely SLuTz!  the pixx aren't going to be nekkid ones, just you, being cool.  full detailz on our message board.  anyone that might be interested can email me


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