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here's the news from april 2004 until august 2004.  current news can be viewed here.

august 2004
30th august 2004
gig announement: we're back at the basement in maidstone on november 10th 2004.  it's an all-ages night so everyone can come along.  don't have all the detailz as yet, so keep an eye on our tour page >>

28th august 2004 our good friend and supporter, u.s. dj vince wylde, sent over this picture today of the decals he had specially made for his motor - there's one both sidez.  now, how fucking cool is that?!  you can check vince out by going to vincewylde.com

24th august 2004 gig cancellation: got some bad newz i'm afraid.  our gig this friday at the tek, essex has been cancelled due to flooding.  the whole venue has been flooded out and it is currently deemed unsafe by health &safety (the fuckerz!!).  stay tuned for a re-scheduled date. 

21st august 2004 you know what?  fuck being politically correct!  i am fucking pissed off.  why?  last night's gig.  several thingz wound me up beyond belief.  maybe someone out there will learn something from the rant that is about to spew...  1) we got to the venue to find out that we couldn't actually perform our stage show.  when you book SPiT LiKE THiS, you do not just book 5 musicianz.  we bring along a SHOW.  we are a proper rock band that cramz all sortz of goodies on stage.  the promotor and / or venue had plenty of time to warn us in advance, to give us a chance to pull, and they didn't.  that suxx.  2) we get put in the headline position because the headliners pulled out.  no-one asked if this was ok.  to top all that, the whole thing ran late so, by the time we hit the stage, it was 11 and everyone had to fucking leave to catch the last bus / tube.  that is not cool.  3) the attitude of the venue itself.  what a bunch of arseholes.  the second we were off stage, we were told to basically get the fuck out.  they hovered over us whilst we were getting sorted and kicked us out of the street.  YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLES.  4) the lack of "promotion" by the "promotor".  9 out of 10 promotors do this.  they put a gig on in london - one of the busiest cities in the world - barely do any advertising and expect the bandz to do all their donkey work for them.  HEY, I HAVE NEWZ, THE WORD "PROMOTOR" MEANZ "TO PROMOTE".  the clue is in the fucking title.  there is a lot of competition out there, you have to give people a reason to come.  putting 5 or 6 mix-matched bandz on does NOT pull in the punters.  you put 2 or 3 similar bandz on, then people come.  common sense, no?!  5) the p.a. system.  jesus h christ.  we use a better pa at our rehearsals!!  no monitor sound and constant feedback.  no fucking volume either.  IT'S GOTTA BE LOUD OR IT AIN'T ROCK 'N' ROLL!!  6) the price of the booze.  for fuck's sake, £6 for a jack n coke n extra coke?!  are you having a laugh?  well, you'll be pleased to know that we sneaked in plenty of our own booze, thankyouverymuch, despite your best attemptz to stop us.

we are fed up with being a professional band constantly being treated like amateurz.  don't get me wrong, there are a lot of great promotorz and venues out there but, for every 1, there are 10 wannabes.  well, no more wannabes please.  if a promotor / venue wantz to book us, that is great.  i guarantee we will put on a spellbinding performance.  just don't fuck us around.

ok, rant over and i feel better.  check out the pixx from last night and image how much better it would have looked if we were allowed all our goodiez.  view the gallery >>

oh, and to any bandz reading this thinking "wow, these guyz have ballz - i would never say that coz i'm a big fucking arse licker", FUCK YOU TOO, you pc coward.  it's because of pussy bands like you - afraid to stand up for something and lowering your standardz - that we have to put up with this shit!  fucking grow some ballz and stop censoring your every thought!!

19th august 2004 joining the likes of kirk hammett and zakk wylde, emg pickups have just offered our very own stevie lee and vikki spit endorsements!  naturally, they are both delighted with this and it leadz me to ponder my own possible endorsements...  jack daniels, perhaps?!
as used by stevie lee and vikki spit!!

18th august 2004 it is here!  at last, after monthz of waiting, monthz of scant newz being leaked and monthz of fucking hard work, our new ep, 'dragged kicking & screaming', is now OUT.  you can buy it right now!!  click here to check out mp3's and to make your purchase of what is set to become a milestone not only in SPiT LiKE THiStory, but rock history too!

18th august 2004 gig announcement: yes, at last, we are BACK!!  the lido in margate was an amazing gig for us and we will be returning for a second helping on friday 24th september 2004full details >>

17th august 2004 the new 2004/2005 biography is now online

13th august 2004 release date of the new cd has been pushed back a few dayz to 18th august 2004.  something to do with us having a metalized centre!

11th august 2004 just added two new wallpaper designs for you to download, available in 3 different sizes!  just go to our gallery and scroll down to the bottom to get yours.
NEW WALLPAPER - GET YOURZ NOW >> NEW WALLPAPER - GET YOURZ NOW >>

10th august 2004 to celebrate the forthcoming release of our new ep, "dragged kicking & screaming", i have updated the mp3 page with samples from every cd release of ours!  the cd is available to pre-order from our smellyourmum.com superstore, along with a brand new SLTee design featuring our new logo!

9th august 2004 the all-new individual galleries are now online!  we have archived the old galleries but you can still access them.  to see the amazing new pixx of us all being sexy motherfuckers, click on our small images in the header or use the navibar on the left to see them.

5th august 2004 wow!  is this a fucking fan or what?!  we had an amazing surprise yesterday at the turtle - and the only thing that made the show worthwhile, i might add - bill bump travelled all the way from DUNDEE to LONDON just to see us and, to top it all, he had a fresh SLT SKuLLoX tattoo!!!  bill bump - you are the #1 SCOTTiSH SLuT!!
CLiCK HERE TO SEE MORE SLTATTZ!! >>

5th august 2004 apologies go out to all our SLuTz that tried to come and see us play last night at the purple turtle.  for some unfathomable reason, the venue would not let them in without id.  there is NO LOGiC to this and we nearly pulled the gig.  however, it was NOT the fault of the promotor so we didn't pull it out of respect for him.  however, let it be said, right here, right now that you will NOT be seeing SPiT LiKE THiS at the purple turtle, camden again.  our SLuTz are worth way more than any gig.  SLT forever!!!

5th august 2004 gig reschedule: our gig at the tek on friday 13th august has been RE-SCHEDULED to friday 27th august.  full details on our tour page and message board

3rd august 2004 have added the 'from out of the shadowz' photo session to the gallery

2nd august 2004 the new look gallery has been updated with three new photosessions - 'night of a thousand guitars', 'when midnight struck' and 'the fight'.  the guitar one includes our brand new 2004 official band image.  look out for more sessions plus the new individual galleries any day now!  view the new gallery >>
CLiCK HERE TO ViEW THE NEW iMAGES >>
 

1st august 2004 gig cancellation: the gig on 21st august at enfield, north london has been CANCELLED.  apparently, the venue got trashed and it's too short notice to find a new one.  anyone that was planning on coming to see us there, don't forget, we are playing london the day before at the millennium club, covent garden.  tour dates >>

1st august 2004 well well well, what a great night we had last night supporting THE DAMNED.  thanx to everyone that showed up and yelled, screamed and shouted - appreciate that!  i think we made a lot of new friendz last night.  we know gilez did - he had his pic taken with captain sensible for a newspaper and got his cock out.  oh dear...  anyway, you can check out our (cock free) gallery >> 

july 2004
28th july 2004
ep3 release date: 14th august 2004.  write it in your diary NOW!!

27th july 2004 check out the new look spitlikethis.com - hope ya like it!  there will be other changes made over the next couple of weeks, some major, some subtle but, no fear, it will still be the same 100% no bullshit zone that you have come to know and love...

25th july 2004 had a photo session the other day for the new ep - got some amazing images from it.  for a sneak peak of what's to come, check out this thread on our message board.  you can view group photos and new individual one's that are just incredible.  all new galleries are set to open next week!

20th july 2004 just opened - the SPiT LiKE THiS tattoo gallery!  our tatts, your tatts plus free tattoo flash for you to download!
CLiCK HERE TO ViSiT THE TATTOO GALLERY!!

20th july 2004 gig announcement: we'll be playing the harp rock bar in croydon, on saturday 14th august.  full details tbc..

19th july 2004 i just uploaded the new look message board!  jam packed with new colours and graphics, it looks damn awesome..  we're approaching the 20,000 posts mark soon, it really is becoming THE place for our SLuTz to hang out.  check it out >>
visit the new look message board now!!

19th july 2004 it's an epidemic!  another one of our SLuTz - lizbian -  has gone and got the skullox tattooed on her!  see the big version on the fan pixx page and keep an eye out for how YOU can get your SPiT LiKE THiS tattoo for cheap - coming soon!  have you had an SLT tatt?  if so, email us the picture and win a t-shirt!
click here to see more!

13th july 2004 wow!  how cool is this?! uber-fan, froots from kent in the uk, sent in a pic of her brand new SPiT LiKE THiS tattoo!  you can view this and other pixx people send in on the fan pixx page
click here to see more!

13th july 2004 next confirmed date on the crash kelly tour is monday 4th october at the sheffield corporationtour dates >>

12th july 2004 the wonderful tb records have offered us the support slot when one of their bands, crash kelly, tours later in the year.  all we know so far is that the whole party kicks of at junktion7, nottingham on saturday 2nd october... tour dates >>

11th july 2004 gig announcement: back to one of our favourite venues, the tek in essex, on friday 13th august.  costs just £4 to get in and you don't have to be 18 to get in, so come along!  full details on the tour page

9th july 2004 gig announcement: we've just been booked to play the millennium club in covent garden, london on friday 20th august.  details are scant at the moment, but there will be a few bands playing.  full details on the tour page 

8th july 2004 gig announcement: do you think word is getting around about how fucking great we are?!  anyway, we're headlining an all day event in north london on saturday 21st august.  the venue is enfield highway community centre, other bands playing are strepsil junkies, rejected and mel.  the event goes on from 4pm 'til 9pm and only costs £5.  there is no age restriction and you can bring your own booze!  full details on the tour page

8th july 2004 gig announcement: we will be supporting '80's goth legends THE DAMNED on saturday 31st july at the basement, maidstone.  tickets cost £16 and can be purchased here.  for full details, visit our tour page

5th july 2004 gig announcements: two gigs, both in london.  the first is at the purple turtle, camden, on 4th august; the second is at the borderline on the 5th september.  full details will be announced when we get them on the tour page

3rd july 2004 last night was an important night for SPiT LiKE THiS - it was our first venture to the north of england and, you know what?  i don't know who is more in love - us with them or them with us!  we had an incredible time and i want to thank all the people that made it happen but, more important, i want to thank everyone that got off their butts to make it a night we won't forget in a hurry!  check out the great images in the gallery >>
click here to see the whole gallery!

june 2004
30th june 2004
following the amazing success of our 'kill a townie' t-shirt, we have added the following design to our smellyourmum.com superstore!  it's a townie's skull, complete with burberry cap and bullet in the head... get yours now!!!
click here to buy yours!!

28th june 2004 the sheer audacity of it!  one of our top STREET SLuTz, blood freAk, informed us that her school in chailey, sussex, confiscated all of her SPiT LiKE THiS stickerz!  does that arsehole not know that these things cost us money??  and what does he do? nick them and chuck them away.  well, as a "reward" we've sent the headmaster a fuck load of SLT goodies - the cunt!!

>> had your stuff confiscated by over-zealot nazi's calling themselves teachers??  well, let us know!

27th june 2004 we would like to officially reveal that ep3 - the first with the full SPiT LiKE THiS line-up - will be called 'dragged kicking & screaming'.  release date should be in july.  watch this space for the cover, new look site, new photos plus loads more goodies!

16th june 2004 disaster! and it doesn't even involve vile gilezwank sinatra had his finger cut off yakuza stylee today - all messages of condolences to the usual address and, rest assured, he WILL be fit and ready for our show on the 2nd (fingers crossed..  oops, sorry wank!!)

13th june 2004 updated the gallery with more pictures from the borderline and the lido.  have also added 3 pages of pixx from our show at the cartoon the other day.. 
view borderline | view lido | view cartoon

10th june 2004 well, the only place to be last night was with us celebrating my birthday at the brides of destruction gig in london.  got to meet tracii guns and nikki sixx - we also gave them our new cd - tracii remembered the band from download.  best bit of the night though: they played our cd over and over again thru' the p.a. at the venue for about half an hour before b.o.d. hit the stage!  seemed to go down well with the gathered masses too.  how fucking cool is that?! 

7th june 2004 our spies from the download festival have reported that there were loads of you out and about proudly sporting your SPiT LiKE THiS / smellyourmum.com t-shirts and stickers.  man, you make us proud!  also big shout out to chris and michael, two SLuTz that got brides of destruction stars nikki sixx and tracii guns to, not only sign a SPiT LiKE THiS t-shirt, but take one as a souvenir!  we owe you one!! 

7th june 2004 posted up the latest pictures from our show last night at the borderline, london supporting geoff starr.  it was a great night and we'd like to thank everyone that came up to see us, as well as those that made it happen!  view gallery >> 
click here to view gallery!

2nd june 2004 gig announcement: friday 2nd july at junktion7, nottingham.  details are scant at the moment but it looks like we're supporting tigertailz & rachel stamp!  full details will appear on the tour page as soon as i get them 

2nd june 2004 oh my god!  i am nearly cumming!!  we have FiNiSHED recording the 3rd ep - full details coming soon.  the motherfucker sounds louder than hell and you are going to shit your collective panties when you hear it!  on another note, if you are planning to come and see us at the borderline this sunday (6th), make sure you bring a flyer and save some cash!

may 2004
27th may 2004
as you know, we are currently recording our 3rd ep for you - to help tide you over whilst you wait for it's release (june / july 2004!!), i have written up a studio report and put some pixx of us hard at work in the gallery

26th may 2004 new stickers are in stock!  bigger and better than ever and still completely free for our STREET SLuTzget in touch now if you're a SLuT and want yours or join our team of awesome STREET SLuTz!!
new stickerz!! new stickerz!!

25th may 2004 and further still the message spreads...  we've been in the studio the last couple of days recording a new ep.  whilst we were in there, a tour bus shows up and, who should get out??  slipknot, that's who!  and what were they doing - checking out our fucking rock 'n' rollbile, the boner, that's what!!  anyway, full studio report and pictures coming soon.

23rd may 2004 it would seem we have fans in high places..  star of jackass, viva la bam, mtv and a shit load of other stuff, bam margera, was on mtv2 yesterday wearing a SPiT LiKE THiS t-shirt!!  yes indeedy.  we're trying to get stills or something at the moment, if anyone can help out, get in touch!  and thanx to sophie for telling us about this.  and, bam, if you read this, get in touch so we can send you some free shit!  buy the same style tee as bam>>

22nd may 2004 new photos up in the gallery - some of our new friendz from an amazing gig at the lido, margate.  it was truly awesome and this gallery is dedicated to you!!

20th may 2004 brand new t-shirt design has just been released by us - see the piccy below.  buy it from our sister site smellyourmum.com and choose between 15 backprints, all for just £9.99 including shipping!!

14th may 2004 got some new wallpaper for you to download - it's based around a forthcoming t-shirt design but, looked so damn fine on my pooter, i thought i'd share it with you lovely people right...now!!
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3rd may 2004 looks like we are going to have to make some changes to some gigs that were due to take place this month.  we're going to bundle ourselves into a studio in south london later this month so are having to cancel the following gigs: brighton & hitchin. sorry about that but we will be back soon, with a vengeance!

1st may 2004 to celebrate the massive success of our first ad in kerrang! magazine, we have made even more townie orientated t-shirts for your buying pleasure!  we are still leading the way and flying the flag in the uk to rid the streets of these scumbuckets - proving without doubt that we are the only band with the balls to put our money where our mouths are - so check 'em out >>

april 2004
29th april 2004
did you see it?  in kerrang! magazine issue 1003??  our very first ad for our smellyourmum.com webshite - loox damn fine too and it is bringing in hundreds of new friends into the spit like this universe!  welcome to you all!! click here to view the ad

26th april 2004 as if yesterday's movie wasn't enough, we have another one for you!  ok, so this one wasn't planned and came out of boredom but, the end result was funnier than a bucket of piss so we thought we should stick it online.  all you need to know is, spit like this + golf course + airhorn...  check it out >>

25th april 2004 the greatest movie of all time has just been added to our movie section.  it is funny as fuck and then some.  it makes bill & ted look like einstein & hawkings.  let's see, what do you get... well, there is wank, vile gilez & vikki spit's butt parade, gilez's "shitting" on a snare drum, the beating of one of our most loyal SLuTz, zion's soon-to-be award winning jesus impersonation, viewer perspective simu-blow-job on vile gilez and loads more!!  to download your 15 minutes of mayhem, click here or on the logo below!
take me to the movies!!

21st april 2004 a day in the life of spit like this: spent about 5 hours recording a great new song, rebel lover.  discover that vikki and wank are completely pissed and we're all in the need for more alcohol so a late night run to tesco's in the bonerwank plays football in the aisles and wanders around asking for contraception.  back at the hq, get completely pissed and party.  partying into the early hours when we hear an explosion outside.  zion grabs his broadsword off the wall and runs outside to investigate.  we all then spend the next hour watching as bemused firemen put out fires and quiz zion about the sword he is wielding.  give firemen a load of coffee and they go away a bit confused with handfulls of spit like this flyers and stickers and promises to be at our next gig.  don't believe me??  view the pictures >>

20th april 2004 gig announcement: the harp rock bar, croydon, friday 14th may.  we had an amazing time last time around so we're positively moist to be back!  it's an important night for us so we want to see thousands of you down there all cheering for your heroes!!  find out more on the tour page and visit the message board thread

17th april 2004 in case you haven't seen them yet, we have some more anti-townie designs over on smellyourmum.com including the soon-to-be-legendary "townies suck, innit" - check 'em out >>> 

15th april 2004 gig announcement: cartoon club, croydon, 10th june 2004.  should be a good one - it's for a brand new promotor so we want to see lots of you croydonites present!  other bands playing are intraverse & fausto.  full details on the tour page.

14th april 2004 got a new address for you lunatics to contact us / send us cash / send us your grannies etc - spit like this, po box 373, horley, rh6 9wu, uk.  sorry the news has been quiet of late, we are working on something BIG at the moment, so it's taking up all our time.  as soon as anything is concrete though, we will be shouting it from the highest rooftops!!  

11th april 2004 just had an email from usa dj vince wylde - apparently your favourite rebel rousers (that's us!!) is in the artist spotlight on his radio show this wednesday 14th at 7pm edt (whateverthefuck that is!).  i think that's 11pm in english money...  get to the station here

5th april 2004 for those lucky bastards living in the kent / margate area of the uk, we have had the details through of our first gig in your area!  we will be playing the lido, margate on friday may 21st.  this gig has come about because loadz of our loyal SLuTz have been hassling the venue non-stop so we want to see as many of you as humanly possible there!  it's only £3 with a flyer, you can print out a flyer sheet (as many as you like!) and distribute them for us.  this night is going to be crazy, i tell ya, so don't let us down!!
click here for lido flyer sheet to print out


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