
here's
the news from april 2004 until august 2004.
current news can be viewed here.
august
2004
30th
august 2004 gig
announement: we're back at the basement in maidstone
on november 10th 2004. it's an all-ages night
so everyone can come along. don't have all the
detailz as yet, so keep an eye on our tour
page >>
28th
august 2004 our
good friend and supporter, u.s. dj vince wylde,
sent over this
picture today of the decals he had specially made
for his motor - there's one both sidez. now, how
fucking cool is that?! you can check vince out by
going to vincewylde.com

24th
august 2004 gig
cancellation: got some bad newz i'm afraid. our gig
this friday at the tek, essex has been cancelled due to
flooding. the whole venue has been flooded out and
it is currently deemed unsafe by health &safety (the
fuckerz!!). stay tuned for a re-scheduled
date.
21st
august 2004 you
know what? fuck being politically correct! i
am fucking pissed off. why? last night's
gig. several thingz wound me up beyond belief.
maybe someone out there will learn something from the rant
that is about to spew... 1) we got to the venue to
find out that we couldn't actually perform our stage
show. when you book SPiT LiKE THiS, you do not just
book 5 musicianz. we bring along a SHOW. we
are a proper rock band that cramz all sortz of
goodies on stage. the promotor and / or venue had
plenty of time to warn us in advance, to give us a chance
to pull, and they didn't. that suxx. 2) we get
put in the headline position because the headliners pulled
out. no-one asked if this was ok. to top all
that, the whole thing ran late so, by the time we hit the
stage, it was 11 and everyone had to fucking leave to
catch the last bus / tube. that is not cool.
3) the attitude of the venue itself. what a bunch of
arseholes. the second we were off stage, we were
told to basically get the fuck out. they hovered
over us whilst we were getting sorted and kicked us out of
the street. YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLES. 4) the lack
of "promotion" by the
"promotor". 9 out of 10 promotors do
this. they put a gig on in london - one of the
busiest cities in the world - barely do any advertising
and expect the bandz to do all their donkey work for
them. HEY, I HAVE NEWZ, THE WORD
"PROMOTOR" MEANZ "TO PROMOTE".
the clue is in the fucking title. there is a lot of
competition out there, you have to give people a reason to
come. putting 5 or 6 mix-matched bandz on does NOT
pull in the punters. you put 2 or 3 similar bandz
on, then people come. common sense, no?! 5)
the p.a. system. jesus h christ. we use a
better pa at our rehearsals!! no monitor sound and
constant feedback. no fucking volume either.
IT'S GOTTA BE LOUD OR IT AIN'T ROCK 'N' ROLL!! 6)
the price of the booze. for fuck's sake, £6 for a
jack n coke n extra coke?! are you having a
laugh? well, you'll be pleased to know that we
sneaked in plenty of our own booze, thankyouverymuch,
despite your best attemptz to stop us.
we
are fed up with being a professional band constantly being
treated like amateurz. don't get me wrong, there are
a lot of great promotorz and venues out there but, for
every 1, there are 10 wannabes. well, no more
wannabes please. if a promotor / venue wantz to book
us, that is great. i guarantee we will put on a
spellbinding performance. just don't fuck us around.
ok,
rant over and i feel better. check out the pixx from
last night and image how much better it would have looked
if we were allowed all our goodiez. view
the gallery >>
oh,
and to any bandz reading this thinking "wow, these
guyz have ballz - i would never say that coz i'm a big
fucking arse licker", FUCK YOU TOO, you pc
coward. it's because of pussy bands like you -
afraid to stand up for something and lowering your
standardz - that we have to put up with this shit!
fucking grow some ballz and stop censoring your every
thought!!
19th
august 2004 joining
the likes of kirk hammett and zakk wylde, emg
pickups have just offered our very own stevie
lee and vikki spit endorsements!
naturally, they are both delighted with this and it leadz
me to ponder my own possible endorsements... jack
daniels, perhaps?!

18th
august 2004 it
is here! at last, after monthz of waiting, monthz of
scant newz being leaked and monthz of fucking hard work,
our new ep, 'dragged kicking & screaming',
is now OUT. you
can buy it right now!! click
here to check out mp3's and to make your purchase
of what is set to become a milestone not only in SPiT
LiKE THiStory, but rock history too!
18th
august 2004 gig
announcement: yes, at last, we are BACK!! the
lido in margate was an amazing gig for us and we will
be returning for a second helping on friday 24th
september 2004! full
details >>
17th
august 2004 the
new 2004/2005 biography
is now online
13th
august 2004 release
date of the new cd has been pushed back a few dayz to 18th
august 2004. something to do with us having a
metalized centre!
11th
august 2004 just
added two new wallpaper
designs for you to download, available in 3 different
sizes! just go to our gallery
and scroll down to the bottom to get yours.

10th
august 2004 to
celebrate the forthcoming release of our new ep,
"dragged kicking & screaming", i have
updated the mp3 page
with samples from every cd release of ours! the cd
is available
to pre-order from our smellyourmum.com
superstore, along with a brand
new SLTee design featuring our new logo!
9th
august 2004 the
all-new individual galleries are now online! we have
archived the old galleries but you can still access
them. to see the amazing new pixx of us all being
sexy motherfuckers, click on our small images in the
header or use the navibar on the left to see them.
5th
august 2004 wow!
is this a fucking fan or what?! we had an amazing
surprise yesterday at the turtle - and the only thing that
made the show worthwhile, i might add - bill bump
travelled all the way from DUNDEE to LONDON
just to see us and, to top it all, he had a fresh SLT
SKuLLoX tattoo!!! bill bump - you are the #1
SCOTTiSH SLuT!!

5th
august 2004 apologies
go out to all our SLuTz that tried to come and see us play
last night at the purple turtle. for some
unfathomable reason, the venue would not let them in
without id. there is NO LOGiC to this and we nearly
pulled the gig. however, it was NOT the fault of the
promotor so we didn't pull it out of respect for
him. however, let it be said, right here, right now
that you will NOT be seeing SPiT LiKE THiS at the purple
turtle, camden again. our SLuTz are worth
way more than any gig. SLT forever!!!
5th
august 2004 gig
reschedule: our gig at the tek on friday 13th
august has been RE-SCHEDULED to friday 27th
august. full details on our tour
page and message
board
3rd
august 2004 have
added the 'from out of the shadowz' photo session
to the gallery
2nd
august 2004 the
new look gallery
has been updated with three new photosessions - 'night
of a thousand guitars', 'when midnight struck'
and 'the fight'. the guitar one includes
our brand new 2004 official band image. look
out for more sessions plus the new individual galleries
any day now! view
the new gallery >>
1st
august 2004 gig
cancellation: the gig on 21st august at enfield,
north london has been CANCELLED.
apparently, the venue got trashed and it's too short
notice to find a new one. anyone that was planning
on coming to see us there, don't forget, we are playing
london the day before at the millennium club, covent
garden. tour
dates >>
1st
august 2004 well
well well, what a great night we had last night supporting
THE DAMNED. thanx to everyone that showed up
and yelled, screamed and shouted - appreciate that!
i think we made a lot of new friendz last night. we
know gilez did - he had his pic taken with captain
sensible for a newspaper and got his cock out.
oh dear... anyway, you can check out our (cock free)
gallery
>>
july
2004
28th
july 2004 ep3
release date: 14th august 2004. write it in your
diary NOW!!
27th
july 2004 check
out the new look spitlikethis.com - hope ya like it!
there will be other changes made over the next couple of
weeks, some major, some subtle but, no fear, it will still
be the same 100% no bullshit zone that you have come to
know and love...
25th
july 2004 had
a photo session the other day for the new ep - got some
amazing images from it. for a sneak peak of what's
to come, check out this
thread on our message board. you can view
group photos and new individual one's that are just
incredible. all new galleries are set to open next
week!
20th
july 2004 just
opened - the SPiT
LiKE THiS tattoo gallery! our tatts, your
tatts plus free tattoo flash for you to download!

20th
july 2004 gig
announcement: we'll be playing the harp rock bar in
croydon, on saturday 14th august. full
details tbc..
19th
july 2004 i
just
uploaded the new look message
board! jam packed with new colours and
graphics, it looks damn awesome.. we're approaching
the 20,000 posts mark soon, it really is becoming
THE place for our SLuTz to hang out. check
it out >>

19th
july 2004 it's
an epidemic! another one of our SLuTz - lizbian
- has gone and got the skullox tattooed on
her! see the big version on the fan
pixx page and keep an eye out for how YOU can get
your SPiT LiKE THiS tattoo for cheap - coming
soon! have you had an SLT tatt? if so, email
us the picture and win a t-shirt!

13th
july 2004 wow!
how cool is this?! uber-fan, froots from kent in
the uk, sent in a pic of her brand new SPiT LiKE THiS
tattoo! you can view this and other pixx people
send in on the fan
pixx page

13th
july 2004 next
confirmed date on the crash kelly tour is monday
4th october at the sheffield corporation.
tour dates
>>
12th
july 2004 the
wonderful tb records have offered us the support
slot when one of their bands, crash kelly, tours
later in the year. all we know so far is that the
whole party kicks of at junktion7, nottingham
on saturday 2nd october... tour
dates >>
11th
july 2004 gig
announcement: back to one of our favourite venues, the
tek in essex, on friday 13th august.
costs just £4 to get in and you don't have to be 18 to
get in, so come along! full details on the tour
page
9th
july 2004 gig
announcement: we've just been booked to play the millennium
club in covent garden, london on friday
20th august. details are scant at the moment,
but there will be a few bands playing. full details
on the tour page
8th
july 2004 gig
announcement: do you think word is getting around about
how fucking great we are?! anyway, we're headlining
an all day event in north london on saturday 21st
august. the venue is enfield highway
community centre, other bands playing are strepsil
junkies, rejected and mel. the
event goes on from 4pm 'til 9pm and only costs £5.
there is no age restriction and you can bring your own
booze! full details on the tour
page
8th
july 2004 gig
announcement: we will be supporting '80's goth legends THE
DAMNED on saturday 31st july at the
basement, maidstone. tickets cost £16
and can be purchased here.
for full details, visit our tour
page
5th
july 2004 gig
announcements: two gigs, both in london. the first
is at the purple turtle, camden, on 4th august;
the second is at the borderline on the 5th
september. full details will be announced when
we get them on the tour
page
3rd
july 2004 last
night was an important night for SPiT LiKE THiS -
it was our first venture to the north of england and, you
know what? i don't know who is more in love - us
with them or them with us! we had an incredible time
and i want to thank all the people that made it happen
but, more important, i want to thank everyone that got off
their butts to make it a night we won't forget in a
hurry! check out the great images in the
gallery >>

june
2004
30th
june 2004 following
the amazing success of our 'kill
a townie' t-shirt, we have added the following
design to our smellyourmum.com
superstore! it's a townie's skull, complete with
burberry cap and bullet in the head... get
yours now!!!

28th
june 2004 the
sheer audacity of it! one of our top STREET
SLuTz, blood freAk, informed us that her
school in chailey, sussex, confiscated all
of her SPiT LiKE THiS stickerz! does that
arsehole not know that these things cost us money??
and what does he do? nick them and chuck them away. well,
as a "reward" we've sent the headmaster a fuck load of SLT goodies - the
cunt!!
>>
had your stuff confiscated by over-zealot nazi's calling
themselves teachers?? well, let
us know!
27th
june 2004 we
would like to officially reveal that ep3 - the first with
the full SPiT LiKE THiS line-up - will be called 'dragged
kicking & screaming'. release date should be
in july. watch this space for the cover, new look
site, new photos plus loads more goodies!
16th
june 2004 disaster!
and it doesn't even involve vile gilez! wank
sinatra had his finger cut off yakuza stylee
today - all messages of condolences to the usual address
and, rest assured, he WILL be fit and ready for our show
on the 2nd (fingers crossed.. oops, sorry wank!!)
13th
june 2004 updated
the gallery
with more pictures from the borderline and the lido.
have also added 3 pages of pixx from our show at the cartoon
the other day..
view
borderline | view
lido | view
cartoon
10th
june 2004 well,
the only place to be last night was with us celebrating my
birthday at the brides of destruction gig in london.
got to meet tracii guns and nikki sixx - we
also gave them our new cd - tracii remembered the
band from download. best bit of the night
though: they played our cd over and over again
thru' the p.a. at the venue for about half an hour before
b.o.d. hit the stage! seemed to go down well with
the gathered masses too. how fucking cool is
that?!
7th
june 2004 our
spies from the download festival have reported that
there were loads of you out and about proudly sporting
your SPiT LiKE THiS / smellyourmum.com
t-shirts and stickers. man, you make us proud!
also big shout out to chris and michael, two
SLuTz that got brides
of destruction stars nikki sixx and tracii
guns to, not only sign a SPiT LiKE THiS
t-shirt, but take one as a souvenir! we owe you
one!!
7th
june 2004 posted
up the latest pictures from our show last night at the
borderline, london supporting geoff starr.
it was a great night and we'd like to thank everyone that
came up to see us, as well as those that made it
happen! view
gallery >>

2nd
june 2004 gig
announcement: friday 2nd july at junktion7,
nottingham. details are scant at the moment but it
looks like we're supporting tigertailz & rachel stamp!
full details will appear on the tour
page as soon as i get them
2nd
june 2004 oh
my god! i am nearly cumming!! we have FiNiSHED
recording the 3rd ep - full details coming
soon. the motherfucker sounds louder than hell and
you are going to shit your collective panties when you
hear it! on another note, if you are planning to
come and see us at the borderline this sunday (6th),
make sure you bring
a flyer and save some cash!
may
2004
27th may 2004 as
you know, we are currently recording our 3rd ep for
you - to help tide you over whilst you wait for it's
release (june / july 2004!!), i have written up a studio
report and put some pixx of us hard at work in the
gallery
26th may 2004 new
stickers are in stock! bigger and better than ever
and still completely free for our STREET SLuTz.
get in touch
now if you're a SLuT and want yours or join
our team of awesome STREET SLuTz!!

25th may 2004 and
further still the message spreads... we've been in
the studio the last couple of days recording a new
ep. whilst we were in there, a tour bus shows up
and, who should get out?? slipknot, that's
who! and what were they doing - checking out our
fucking rock 'n' rollbile, the
boner, that's what!! anyway, full studio
report and pictures coming soon.
23rd may 2004 it
would seem we have fans in high places.. star of jackass,
viva la bam, mtv and a shit load of other stuff, bam
margera, was on mtv2 yesterday wearing a SPiT
LiKE THiS t-shirt!! yes indeedy. we're
trying to get stills or something at the moment, if anyone
can help out, get in touch! and thanx to sophie
for telling us about this. and, bam, if you
read this, get in touch so we can send you some free
shit! buy
the same style tee as bam>>
22nd may 2004 new
photos up in the gallery - some of our new friendz from an
amazing gig at the lido, margate. it was
truly awesome and this
gallery is dedicated to you!!
20th may 2004 brand
new t-shirt design has just been released by us - see the
piccy below. buy
it from our sister site smellyourmum.com
and choose between 15 backprints, all for just £9.99
including shipping!!

14th may 2004 got
some new wallpaper for you to download - it's based
around a forthcoming t-shirt design but, looked so damn
fine on my pooter, i thought i'd share it with you lovely
people right...now!!

3rd may 2004 looks
like we are going to have to make some changes to some
gigs that were due to take place this month. we're
going to bundle ourselves into a studio in south london
later this month so are having to cancel the
following gigs: brighton & hitchin.
sorry about that but we will be back soon, with a
vengeance!
1st
may 2004 to
celebrate the massive success of our first ad in kerrang!
magazine, we have made even more townie orientated
t-shirts for your buying pleasure! we are still
leading the way and flying the flag in the uk to rid
the streets of these scumbuckets - proving without
doubt that we are the only band with the balls to
put our money where our mouths are - so
check 'em out >>
april
2004
29th
april 2004 did
you see it? in kerrang! magazine issue
1003?? our
very first ad for our smellyourmum.com
webshite - loox damn fine too and it is bringing in
hundreds of new friends into the spit like this
universe! welcome to you all!! click here
to view the ad
26th
april 2004 as
if yesterday's movie wasn't enough, we have another one
for you! ok, so this one wasn't planned and came out
of boredom but, the end result was funnier than a bucket
of piss so we thought we should stick it online. all
you need to know is, spit like this + golf
course + airhorn... check
it out >>
25th
april 2004 the
greatest movie of all time has just been added to our
movie section. it is funny as fuck and then
some. it makes bill & ted look like einstein
& hawkings. let's see, what do you get...
well, there is wank, vile gilez &
vikki spit's butt parade, gilez's "shitting"
on a snare drum, the beating of one of our most
loyal SLuTz, zion's soon-to-be award winning
jesus impersonation, viewer perspective simu-blow-job
on vile gilez and loads more!! to download
your 15 minutes of mayhem, click
here or on the logo below!

21st
april 2004 a
day in the life of spit like this: spent about 5
hours recording a great new song, rebel lover.
discover that vikki and wank are completely
pissed and we're all in the need for more alcohol so a
late night run to tesco's in the boner. wank
plays football in the aisles and wanders around asking for
contraception. back at the hq, get completely
pissed and party. partying into the early hours when
we hear an explosion outside. zion
grabs his broadsword off the wall and runs outside
to investigate. we all then spend the next hour
watching as bemused firemen put out fires and quiz zion
about the sword he is wielding. give firemen a load
of coffee and they go away a bit confused with handfulls
of spit like this flyers and stickers and promises
to be at our next gig. don't believe me?? view
the pictures >>
20th
april 2004 gig
announcement: the harp rock bar, croydon, friday
14th may. we had an amazing time last time
around so we're positively moist to be back! it's an
important night for us so we want to see thousands of you
down there all cheering for your heroes!! find out
more on the tour
page and visit the message
board thread
17th
april 2004 in
case you haven't seen them yet, we have some more
anti-townie designs over on smellyourmum.com
including the soon-to-be-legendary "townies suck,
innit" - check
'em out >>>
15th
april 2004 gig
announcement: cartoon club, croydon, 10th june
2004. should be a good one - it's for a brand
new promotor so we want to see lots of you croydonites
present! other bands playing are intraverse &
fausto. full details on the tour
page.
14th
april 2004 got
a new address for you lunatics to contact us / send us
cash / send us your grannies etc - spit like this, po
box 373, horley, rh6 9wu, uk. sorry the news has
been quiet of late, we are working on something BIG at the
moment, so it's taking up all our time. as soon as
anything is concrete though, we will be shouting it from
the highest rooftops!!
11th
april 2004 just
had an email from usa dj vince
wylde - apparently your favourite rebel rousers
(that's us!!) is in the artist spotlight on his
radio show this wednesday 14th at 7pm edt (whateverthefuck
that is!). i think that's 11pm in english
money... get to the station here
5th
april 2004 for
those lucky bastards living in the kent / margate area of
the uk, we have had the details through of our first gig
in your area! we will be playing the lido, margate
on friday may 21st. this gig has come about
because loadz of our loyal SLuTz have been hassling
the venue non-stop so we want to see as many of you as
humanly possible there! it's only £3 with a
flyer, you can print
out a flyer sheet (as many as you like!) and
distribute them for us. this night is going to be
crazy, i tell ya, so don't let us down!!

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