here's
the news from october 2003 until march 2004.
current news can be viewed here.
march
2004
30th
march 2004 updated
the gallery
again to include shots from the latest show (electrowerkz,
islington). not only are there some great shots of us
on stage (including me doing my spiderman bit),
but you can also see us caged
up like rabid animals and hanging out with some of
our infamous SLuTz!
25th
march 2004 we
are currently on the look out for someone to help us make
a video. we're not talking big budget, but we
are talking something that could end up on mtv.
i know that, between us and a creative director, we could
come up with something amazing that will make the world
sit up and take notice of spit like this. do
you think you could deliver the goods?? if so, get
in touch with us and we'll talk some more.
prospective filmmakers email slut@spitlikethis.com
24th
march 2004 made
some changes to the spit
like this message board. there is now a
general discussion bit plus info on our forthcoming
shows. on top of that, there is a competition to
name our genre. we're fed up not knowing what the
fuck we are so, be creative and you could win stuff!
23rd
march 2004 one
of our great overseas friends, dj vince
wylde, has just started to broadcast his radio
show over the internet! he regularly plays spit like
this stuff and will be interviewing us soon so check out 12
guage radio
20th
march 2004 big
updates to the gallery - added about 70 pictures from the
last couple of shows that we've done - there's some
amazing images there so check
'em out!
5th
march 2004 ok,
we have moved people! as of today, our new hq is a
rectory in a graveyard!! will update the site with
some pixx as soon as possible. if you need to get in
touch with us via snail mail, make sure you send it to the
new address!
3rd
march 2004 gig
announcement: well, it's actually more of a
mini-tour! we'll be playing the following dates
(with more to follow) supporting the geoff
starr band - sat 15th may (croydon), fri 21st
may (brighton), sat 22nd may (hitchin), sun 6th june
(london). more details will follow when we get
them, so keep an eye on the tour
page!
1st
march 2004 we
are delighted to announce the arrival of a brand new
shopping cart over on our sister site smellyourmum.com.
we can now accept credit / debit cards (100% secure,
naturally!) and you can buy all the spit like this
goodies over there too. we started smell your mum
about 18 months ago to help fund the rock 'n' roll -
everything is designed and made by us, in-house so ANY
purchase really does help US keep this whole dream
alive. so please check out the new
store!
february
2004
26th february 2004 well,
it's about fucking time! at last, this webshite is
accessible through it's most famous domain name, spitlikethis.com.
all the features should be back up and running any second
now. IMPORTANT - if you have sent us an email
ending @spitlikethis.com before 26th feb, we will not have
got it. so send it again!
25th february 2004 gig
announcement: the tek, romford, essex, 19th
march. thank fuck we're back!! we loved
playing there soooooo much, and were loved in
return. check out the review
we got! anyway, make sure you get your butts down
there because we're gonna tear the place a new
asshole!! for more info, go to our tour
page.
24th february 2004
we're
moving again! we're so completely fed-up with
suburbia so we're gonna up-sticks and move - check this
out - to a rectory on a graveyard!!! now, how
fuckin' rock 'n' roll is that?! we'll be there from
the 5th march so look out for the new contact
address soon.
22nd
february 2004 gig
announcement: cartoon club, croydon, 11th
march for lyrically speaking magazine.
more info on our tour
page..
21st february 2004 had
the time of our lives last night at the tek in romford,
essex. would like to thank all that got us there
and all that were there. spit like this loves
you!! and, it would seem, the love was returned in
droves - check out this awesome
review!
17th
february 2004 after
months of silent pondering, we would like to today
announce the official renaming of the artist
formerly known as t3! believe it or not, we had
a cease and dissist from universal pictures as they
were dead stroppy at us using t3 (coz of their terminator
movies) so, as of today, the artist formerly known as
t3 is now officially known as... <drum roll> WANK
SINATRA!! man, you gotta love that
guy! let's see if we can't piss off another american
institution :)
17th
february 2004 the
following domain names now also point to spitlikethis.com
- vikkispit.com, stevielee.co.uk, wanksinatra.com &
vilegilez.com
13th
february 2004 all
5 members of spit like this are now bonded for life
in needle and ink as vile gilez was the latest and
last to get his very own spit like this tattoo -
the mark of committment, the mark of a rock warrior and
the mark that seperates us from the thousands of wannabes
out there. click
here to view vg's still sore arms!
11th
february 2004 just
a quick flash (oo-er) to let you know that our message
board is now back online
5th
february 2004
sitting
around twiddling my fingers waiting for all the domain
names to become active put me in a buying mood - you can
now also reach this site through rocklikefuck.co.uk,
rokklikefukk.com, rokklikefukk.co.uk and cockrock.co.uk
4th
february 2004
big
thanx to our street
slutz in kent - seems that your consistent
pestering of the lido in margate has finally
got us a gig there for sometime in may - man we love you
guyz n galz!!
january
2004
28th
january 2004
disaster!
the company that hosts our little bunch of websites went
bust last night and didn't fucking tell us! the
motherfucking cocksucking cunts!! so, what that
means is that we have had several days offline and several
days unable to receive any emails. if you have
emailed us at all since the 28th january and have got no
response, that is why. so, resend it now!
28th
january 2004
a
most excellent feature / review on us in issue # 2 of the fidgets
fanzine. can't find any info on how you get hold
of one, so maybe you should just read this
snippet from it!
23rd
january 2004
our
gallery has just been updated with more pictures from some
of our recent shows - some damn fine photos going on here
- big thanx to everyone that's been snap happy. go
to the gallery >>>
18th
january 2004
thanks
to jason from squad
69 for pointing us in the direction of the organart.com
bribe chart - seems we made # 2 with our
salacious offerings of free t-shirts and naughty
underwear. goddamit, got defeated by a bar of
chocolate! so, next time, i guess we send a bar of
chocolate wrapped in a free t-shirt and naughty
underwear... you can check out the full story on the
bribe chart at organart.com or just read this---> "2
> SPIT LIKE THIS – Hey, in at number two, it takes
something even better than giant bars of chocolate to get
to the top, this nearly did it, we already reviewed their
tasty tasty demo…. So what we got here? Underwear, a
tasteful black thong thing, (not used though, maybe the
stories aren’t true?)… and a T-shirt, you need to
check the ever expanding range of depraved Spit Like This
merchandise, their T-shirts and such are becoming quite
legendary – what's this: “I listen to Spit Like
This Because I Have A Massive Cock” – well now,
can’t be walking around with a possible untruth
emblazoned on my back can I?"
17th
january 2004
yaaay!
our new pin badges have just arrived!! the latest in
spit like this
merchandise is now in stock and waiting for you
lot to buy. and, at only 50p ($1) a pop, a
total bargain to boot! how do you get yours??
simple, send a stamped self-addressed envelope and a shiny
50p peice / 1 dollar bill to: i want my spit like this
badge now, aristia house, 30 eastnor road, reigate,
surrey, rh2 8ne, uk.
14th
january 2004
added
some new t-shirt designs to the shop,
including the 'dragged kicking & screaming tour
2004' tee so, even if you miss our shows, you have no
excuse to miss the t-shirt!!
10th
january 2004
gig
announcement: tuesday march 23rd at the hope
& anchor, islington, london. what is so
special about this date is that it just so happens to be stevie
lee's birthday! so, we want as many of you slutz
to come down and help us celebrate in style!
6th
january 2004
gig
announcement # 1: friday february 20th at the
tek,
essex. don't have all the details yet but keep an
eye on our tour
pages...
6th
january 2004
gig
announcement # 2: saturday march 27th at the slimelight,
islington, london. don't have all the details yet
but put the date in your diary. looks like it will
be us, skelliga, jack's family and dust:retox!
5th
january 2004
got
some great pictures the other day from our debut at
london's legendary borderline. we had a
fucking blast and were the talk of the town that
night. check out some of the onstage antics by
clicking on the image below.
1st
january 2004
wow!
fuck me with a broom handle and call me kitty - who'd have
thunk we'd have come so far in just 12 months?? just
goes to show that this planet is simply aching for a band
like us to dominate it. well, fear not you lovely
people, 2004 promises to be a *very* good year for us so,
stay tuned and watch this space... oh, and one last
thing, HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHERFUCKERZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
december
2003
28th december 2003
got
a brand new page for you to enjoy on spitlikethis.com,
our flyer archive! a lot of you collect our flyers
but have missed out on early ones and some of our more
active street
slutz want to be able to print out their own
flyers, well, now you can! check
it out...
28th december 2003
thought
you might like a sneak peak of the latest smell your
mum flyer which will go into circulation in january
2004. rather proud of this one as it should piss a
fuck load of people off - click on the thumbnail below for
a big version! if you want to help distribute this
filth, join our faithful band of street
slutz!
24th december 2003
just
wanted to take this opportunity to wish you all happy
holidayz. we get 10's of thousands of visitors to
this site a month and are always making new friends.
so, whether you have been around since day one or have
only just stumbled across our corner of cyberspace - THANK
YOU for being here and THANK YOU for your
support. this is a 24/7 endeavor for us and the only
thing that makes it worth it is you!!! so, grab
yourself one of our kool kards to plaster your
house with then ROKK LIKE FUKK my friend, ROKK LIKE
FUKK!!!!!! spit like this loves you!
17th december 2003
opened
a new section on the site today, fan
pixx! we've had a couple of our slutz
send in some spit like this art and, being the
proud masters that we are, we wanted to display it.
so, a whole new section was born! please send in any
of your spit like this related art to us at fanpixx@spitlikethis.com
and we'll bung it online!
16th december 2003
vote
for us in the nme awards 2004!! just follow this
link and fill out the form putting spit like
this in as many goddam categories as you can, you
wonderful people!!!
12th december 2003
what
a most triumphant day! i like days like today.
spent 4 hours at the tattooists then came home to find this
rather amazing review - giving us the accolade of
demo of the week, no less - on organart.com
(if link has expired, click here
to read it in our reviews section)
10th december 2003
out
now is this dvd biography on rammstein - reason
we're letting you know about it is that it features music
by none other than us, spit like this! the
dvd is out now by chrome dreams. currently in
production is one on iron maiden, which should also
has some spittin' tunes!
5th december 2003
just
got back from the tattoo parlour today - got my fingers
tattooed with 'real' on one hand and 'fake'
on the other. the music business is full of
bullshitters; i plan to use my new bodyart to let the
people i encounter know exactly what i think of them - the
fuckers. anyway, you can check them out on my about
page.
3rd december 2003
got
my voting papers through today for the 2004 brit awards
(for those outside the uk, the brits are run by the bpi
-british phonographic institute - and is the uk's
equivalent of the grammy's). you should see the
tosh i have to choose from!! david fucking
sneddon. gareth fucking gates. even abs for
fuck's sake!!! motherfucker! but, vote i shall
as this is one fantastic opportunity for us to raise one
finger to all the manufactured dogshit out there as i
shall ensure that every vote i place goes to take a vote
away from the pap mentioned above...
2nd december 2003
just
added some new pictures in the
gallery from our gig last saturday at the
garage. there's some amazing shots there so check
'em out! big thanx to gaz for doing
the pix!
1st
december 2003
it's
coming up for xmas time - the perfect excuse to get even
more wasted and act even more like a total spoilt
bastard. can hardly wait!! anyway, from us to
you, a festive card for the holiday season - click on the
thumbnail below for a big version to print out and stick
just about everywhere you can think of!!
1st
december 2003
gig
announcement: thursday 15th january 2004 at the harp
rock bar, west croydon. full details to follow,
but scratch this on your wall...
1st
december 2003
congratulationz
are in order for the following 5 people: lee mcintyre
(cornwall, uk), sarah harriss (london, uk), scott
brown (victoria, australia), josh williams
(somerset, uk) & james smith (margate,
uk). you are the 5 winners of last month's boner
competition to win a spit
like this
t-shirt!! we had bags of entries so better luck
next time to those people that didn't win. there'll
be a new competition in the new year so make sure you
enter again!
november
2003
19th
november 2003
gig
announcement: saturday 29th november upstairs at the
garage, 20/22 highbury corner, london n5. this
is a club noir presentation so, after the show, you
can party til the early hours!! it is really fucking
important that we get as many of you reprobates down there
as possible - download
one of our flyers to get in cheaper. there
are 3 other bands playing: dust:retox, skelliga,
silence
is sexy, the fodez project & simeone, so it should
be an amazing night. we're thinking of putting a
bus/coach on so, interested parties, please get
in touch for details. if any of our STREET
SLuTz are in that area before hand, PLEASE download
this flyer sheet and hand them out. it is vital
we get as many bodies in as possible and get there early
for a free t-shirt giveaway!!!
18th
november 2003
it's
competition time again folks! to help celebrate rockreview.co.uk's
1st birthday, spit like this have kindly donated no
fewer than 6 t-shirts for them to giveaway during
november. so, click this
link and see if you can't blag one - don't panic,
the link will open in a new window so you don't have to
surf away from this life-changing experience...
12th
november 2003
check
out t3's brand spanking new spit
like this tattoo! he wandered past a
tattooists today, grabbed one of our flyers, waltzed in
and got our logo tattooed! now that's fuckin'
dedication for ya!!
11th
november 2003
brand
new batch of spit like this flyers for the street
slutz has just arrived meaning that we have given
away, free, more than a quarter of a million
flyers! there's a fuck of a lot of people out there
that we need to thank - every slut especially, we
salute you dudes and dudettes!
6th
november 2003
don't
think i mentioned it before, but vikki got a cool
tattoo on her butt for her birthday, well, she had
it finished off and coloured in today - you can view it here
(although it is looking a bit raw at the moment) so click
then scroll to the bottom.. big thanx to sophie at eternal
for the work!!
6th
november 2003
another
backprint design has been added to the shop
due to recent events with us getting into conflict and
trouble with just about anyone and everyone - 'don't
fuck with spit like this'. it is aimed at
everyone that ever has crossed us - take warning, losers,
we will not forget you...
5th
november 2003
calling
all STREET SLuTz!! we are so overwhelmed by
what an amazing job you are doing, we would like once more
to reward your unwavering loyalty! for a limited
time, you can have a 'proud to be a spit like this slut'
t-shirt for the ridiculous price of just £3, and
that includes shipping!! obviously, we would
love to give you all one for free, but we'd have to sell
all our gear or something to afford to do that! but
this is the next best thing as this is total bottom line -
we don't make a penny. we just want to do something
to say thank you thank you thank you!! for more
info, follow this
link
october
2003
31st
october 2003
it's
hallowe'en and, to celebrate, spit like this are
sponsoring a hallowe'en party at the
shades pub in crawley, west sussex.
hot as hell in the shades will be hosted by our
very own t3
and will feature a night of great music and loads of spit
like this giveaways!!
30th
october 2003
you
know what? i've had enough. every time i set
foot onto the streets, i get abused by those townie
halfwits. i know they're all in-bred - i can see
it on their buck-toothed faces. they are the scurge
of our society. watch any cops n robbers programme
and it will always be some turd in a baseball cap that is
joyriding, killing people left right and centre. and
i am sure that you feel the same. i'm sure you get
abuse from these nike clones. well, it's time for us
to unite, take a stand and let them know
what complete retards they really are! yes, i have
designed a new spit like this t-shirt backprint- 'do
your bit to clean up the streets, kill a townie!' - buy
yours now!!!
30th
october 2003
just
published my second article on band-wars.co.uk.
the subject is one that is close to my heart - censorship.
as you can probably guess, i am against all forms of
censorship and believe that every person has the right to
express him or herself in any way they see fit.
however, i often get repurcussions because of this belief,
most recently, my run-in with the law regarding the word
'fuck' on the
boner. this
article explores the debate a bit further.
29th
october 2003
gig
updates: just received news that the gig at vc halls
has been cancelled (by the promotor, not us) so big
apologies to all those in kent that were looking
forward to a night of mayhem and chaos. however,
never fear, we have replaced that show with another on the
same day, december 18th, at the infamous purple
turtle in camden town, london. more
details will be published as soon as we receive them.
25th
october 2003
as
you know, there are loads of shops dotted around the
country selling our smell your mum wares but, up
until now, we've not let anyone online sell the
stuff. well, as from today, you can get your asses
over to our first online affiliate, alternateclothing.com
where they not only sell smell your mum t-shirts
but also the full range of spit like this ones!
23rd
october 2003
happy
birthday to the one and only vikki spit!! all
cards, pressies, cocaine to the usual address...
22nd
october 2003
to
celebrate the article below, i (zion) have designed a spit
like this t-shirt that says 'spit like this defend
your right to offend' on the back. if and when i
go to court, i shall wear it with pride. remember,
these self appointed nazi's are NOT your censors.
only YOU can censor yourself so fight for your freedoms of
expression. we'll be giving away 5 of these
t-shirts in the next newsletter, so keep your eyes
posted! in the meantime, help fight our legal battle
by buying your one here!
22nd
october 2003
well,
it had to happen and, today, it did! we got pulled
over by the police as they had received a complaint
about the fact that the boner has 'rock like
fuck' emblazened on the roof. several things
piss me off about this. #1 the anally repressed
cocksucker that reported us. surely, they must have
something better to do with their lives?? i hope
you're reading this, you cunt. and i hope that the
most despicable things happen to you and your
family. get a fucking life. #2 the actual cops
themselves. good cop and bad cop. do they not
have real criminals to try and find?? they tried to
explain to me that the word is offensive. to
whom?? i don't find is offensive. what i do
find offensive is that the police force is overrun by racists
that think hitler had some good ideas. what i do
find offensive is every cunt that verbally assaults
me for the way i look on an almost daily basis. and, no doubt if
you're reading this, you also get abuse for the way you
look. well, from now on, if they use the word 'fuck'
in conjunction with any of that abuse, PLEASE call the
police and tell them - not forgetting to mention how
offended you are. apparantly, they are currently hot
on this type of 'crime' - or at least they are if you're a
long-haired rocker minding his own business. they
told me that i had 48 hours to remove the offending word
or else i'll be going to court. well, bring
it on i say. i refuse to remove the word fuck and i
am exercising my right as a human being to represent and
express myself in any way i see fit. i will defend
my right to offend. we do not yet
live in a fascist state, we live in a country filled with
rapists and murderers. until they clean them off the
streets, the word FUCK will remain firmly in place.
and, whilst i'm here, does that mean my forearms are also
committing a crime?? perhaps i should remove
them? who took the 'great' from great britain?
i'll tell you - every meely mouthed mother fucker that
writes and enforces these kind of petty, insignificant
laws - laws that are there supposidly to PROTECT not
CENSOR.
20th
october 2003
gig
announcement: hooray! our first gig outside of
london!! well, all you lucky lucky people that live
in kent had better start saving your pennies as
we're hitting the vc club, sheerness on 18th
december. for full details, go to our tour
page.
17th
october 2003
late
night searches have uncovered a review of our two ep's by
none other than the godfather of goth, mick
mercer - author of '21st century goth' - on starvox.net.
ok, so he wasn't too kind about a couple of tracks, but
we'll forgive him because 1. he is a very hard man to
please and, 2. what he said about the rest more than makes
up for it - what a splendid chap!
16th
october 2003
yet
another t-shirt design has been added, this time, it's one
for the men! 'i listen to spit like this because
i have a massive cock!' - go on, you know you want
one...
14th
october 2003
added
a new interview to the archives - our world domination is
spreading fast as this publication is on the other side of
the planet in tasmania! that's near australia
for all you ppl that don't know. it's a triangular
shaped, heavily thatched place. hmmm, sounds
familiar... anyway, the interview was with the vikkstar
and you can read the whole thing from here.
13th
october 2003
just
added a new t-shirt design, one for all you feisty chicks
out there.. best of all, the slogan was penned by
our very own vikki spit! the slogan? 'you don't need a cock to
rock!!' check
it out...
9th
october 2003
gig
announcement: who says we don't give it back? on the
23rd november, we're going to be playing at an all day
charity event for shelter, the homeless
charity. that should get us our wings. so, do
your bit for mankind and get your butts to the cartoon,
croydon. not only will we be there, but other top
bands like centurion's ghost, exitbyname,
rebirth, illuminatus and the ga ga's. tickets are only
£6 and the whole event is supported by uk metal station, totalrock.com
8th
october 2003
no-one
can accuse us of not having a sense of humour and being
self-depricating... you can now reach the best fucking
site on the internet (that's this one, in case ya didn't
know) by typing in www.shitlikethis.com.
well, let's face it, any critics of us are no doubt going
to think they are highly original and call us shit like
this so, to help emphasize how unoriginal they
are, to highlight their stupidity (and to have a
jolly good giggle), we thought that we should buy it!
3rd
october 2003
finally,
they have been released... yes, at last i have made all
the necessary updates to our sister site, smellyourmum.com
and put up approximately 100 new t-shirt designs!
they're pikk 'n' mixx style like our lovey sltees
and, with chrimbo only a couple of months away, it's a
great time for you to spend
'n' offend!!
3rd
october 2003
ok,
i can't give too much info away here (mainly because i
don't know too much information about it!) but, it would
seem that top cable channel, live tv, are
positively salivating at the chance to feature spit
like this soon! more info will appear as 'n'
when, until then, go get your vcr serviced coz u know it's
gonna be unmissable!
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