here's
the news from june 2003 until september 2003.
current news can be viewed here.
september
2003
30th
september 2003
our
first number one!! the first of many, i'm
sure.. american shock jock, vince wylde, has
just voted spit like this his number one band!
here's what he had to say: '1. SPIT LIKE THIS - It's
official. This is THE band to see, hear, taste,
experience. Lord Zion and his crew of un-wanted
houseguests will re-awaken your inner child and scare the
crap out of your kids. You must buy their CDs. NOW.
Radio's Avenger commands you. Go now to Spit
Like This Dot Com'
30th
september 2003
they
say insanity runs in the family well, vikki spit's
brother, dean, was in the daily star today
(page 13) for flashing king of the perspex box, david
blaine! dean has a wonderful habit of getting
his nob out and now it is known across the land.
well done that man!!
29th
september 2003
always
keen to offer bang for your buck, we have a fantastic new
range of spit like this t-shirts available for you
right now! best thing is you can pikk 'n' mixx your
own colours / styles / prints!! aaaaaand, last but
by no means least, we've dropped the price to just £9.99
including worldwide shipping - that's about $17.
fuck, are we mad or what?! evidently we are so,
before we take some happy pills and realise our terrible
mistake, get buying!!!!
29th
september 2003
made
it onto the news pages of top indie magazine, organart.com
today. here's what they had to say: 'SPIT LIKE
THIS want you to know that they stare death in the face
daily since they bought themselves a hearse...Seems said
Daimler hearse is known as The Boner – bassist Vikki
Spit (who claims to have funded band activities selling
her used underwear on e.bay or say it says here -
good old e.bay eh, what do you think we do with all the
crap CDs we get sent here at Organ these days) was heard
to say “You need us, you’ve always needed us. The
world would be so bland without people like us. Worship at
our feet and be greatful that you will be alive during the
reign of Spit Like This” ….next time send underwear
with your press releases you Spits, never mind pictures of
your hearse….'
25th
september 2003
where
the fuck is our oscar, that's what i want to know!
yes folks, the second spit like this rockumentary, spit
like this go to archway, is now online. and it's
over 9 minutes of fucking funny stuff! you can
download it from here.
25th
september 2003
just
added some live shots from our show at the archway
monday - you can check them out from the
gallery.
24th september 2003
published
another interview we had recently today. one of the
stranger interviews, it took place with bupesh from
lyrically speaking in the boner in a b&q
carpark! to read it, and more, click
here
24th september 2003
got
a wicked plug today on vince wylde's blogspot
(vince is a usa shock jock) - talking about an argument he
got into the other day he said '"if metal
musicians are such homos then I dare you to go to this web
site (plug the mighty spit like this here) and
email lord zion and tell him how bad he sucks, you
bloody townie." (crap, i'm even starting to sound
like z...). now obviously this is very juvenile
but... the argument ended there. i know he checked the
site, i know he saw the band, and i know it intimidated
the hell out of him'. intimidating??
us??! never!!!
23rd september 2003
life
is never simple for spit like this. returning
from our triumphant show in the early hours of last night,
the vehicle carrying vile gilez and stevie lee
all of a sudden got surrounded by 3 cop cars then 5 of the
tit-heads leapt out and surrounded the car. vg
and the driver, darren, were going off on one and,
eventually, darren got nicked and dragged to the
cells leaving a pissed off (and pissed) vg to get
everyone home 'safely'!
18th
september 2003
our
campaign to rid the world of shit like westlife, n'sync
etc is 1 year old today! against manufactured pop
(a.m.p.) is a movement and website set up by us for
you to voice your disgust at people like simon cowell who
rams his bollocks down our throat endlessly. the
bastard. you can check out the signatures and add
your own
here.
16th
september 2003 and
as our mission to liven up this dull planet continues, it
looks like our message is spreading far and wide.
check out this online
article in the usa then bow down and
worship at the altar of spit like this!
15th
september 2003 four
down and one to go - vikki spit now has her own
address on msn (rather than nicking mine,
grrrrrrrr), so please all you rampant bastards, male and
female, add her to your address book. vikkispit@hotmail.com
- don't forget that you can also chat to spitlikestevie@hotmail.com,
vilegilez@hotmail.com
& spitlikethis@hotmail.com
15th
september 2003 got
interviewed today for a magazine (more details coming
soon) - to read what glorious insights i revealed, click
here
11th
september 2003 you're
never too cool to remember the events in new york two
years ago. it's not often we get political, and it's
not about to start now, but that was something we will
always remember. rock in peace...
6th
september 2003 went
back to the tattooists today so that me, vikki
and stevie could get our spit like this
tattoos finished off. and man do they look fucking
awesome! naturally, we filmed it all so we'll get
that online asap as well as some pix of it. you can
view part 1 of the movie 'let's get tattooed!' here.
big thanks to sophie and adrian at eternal
tattoos, surrey for their work. if you ever
feel the urge to get inked, i can recommend no better
place!
5th
september 2003 gig
announcement: got another date for your diaries - the cartoon
club, croydon on the 10th october. we'll be
supporting the rainbow rising. for more details, go to our
tour page
1st
september 2003 gig
announcement: we'll be playing at the archway tavern,
london on the 22nd september. we'll be
supporting the renegade playboys, who recently
supported the darkness at the astoria! so,
should be a good one. for more details, go to our
tour page.
1st
september 2003 remember
me telling you that hmv have asked to stock our
cd's?? well, they contacted again today as it seems
a lot of you have been pre-ordering them! so big
thanx for that and, don't worry, we'll get them there in
the next few weeks!
august
2003
30th
august 2003 the
official biography
has been updated and, not only can you read it but, i've
also put up the jpeg version of it. that means you
can view 'n' download the very same version that gets
spread around amongst industry types.
30th
august 2003 now,
i know that you just want to spend all day every day
cruising our site and hanging out with us but, let's face it, even
the most hardy fan has to take a breather now and
then... but, the good news is that we can now be with you
for all eternity peering down at you from your computer desktop!
that's right, you can now download some spit like this
wallpaper. not only will it increase the value of your pooter,
it will also make all your friends jealous and, quite
possibly, stop world hunger!*
*wallpaper
may not increase the value of your pooter or stop world
hunger.
but it sure do look pretty!
28th
august 2003 glory
days! the very first spit like this rockumentary
is now online for you to download!! filmed by us
when we got our tatts last week, i've spent the last week
editing the footage together to make an 8 minute
masterpiece. watch stevie lee get inked for
the very first time! see me (zion) and my massive
boner! drool at vikki spit as she gets
needled! you'll need to have windows media player
or real player to view the movies so, what
are you waiting for??
26th
august 2003 at
long last, we've managed to use stealth and cunning to get
some pix of t3 for the webshite. as you know,
t3 - aka terence t terence - is an elusive,
reclusive soul that leads a mysterious life full of things
i am sworn to secrecy about. anyway, check out his gallery
page for the full picture...
22nd
august 2003 me,
vikki and stevie were at eternal
tattoo in surrey today getting some spit like
this tattoos. we video'd the whole thing so will
sort that out and get it online. will also get some
stills sorted. big thanx to sophie for her
work on vikki and steve and no smaller thanx to adrian
for mine. we'll be back there in a couple of weeks
to get 'em finished off and coloured in!
21st
august 2003 transferred
the number plate 'b16 slt' to 'the
boner' today (big spit like this - geddit?!)
despite me having to storm out of halfords coz the guy was
fucking pissing me off. got my own back though,
stormed right back in and stuck a 'go fuck yourself'
sticker on the cunt, told him he was a fucking prick then
stormed back out again. nothing is easy in slt
land!
20th
august 2003 this
is funny - i like this. click on this
link and read the entry for aug 20th 2003 - seems
i'm a sick, deranged lunatic (who'da
guessed?)! also, whilst ur there, u may as well
check out aug 14th. who says we don't fuckin'
rule?! the author? none other than top shock
jock u.s. dj vince wylde!
20th
august 2003 don't
panic people - he's safe and sound!! yes, the
rumours are true - our manic thundergod, vile gilez,
was nearly bbq'd yesterday in brighton when his car exploded
for no apparent reason! and vg?? escaped
without a scratch. he must be overdrawn on those 9
lives of his. and what is it with him and
cars?? in the 6 months he's been spitting, he's had
no less than 5 cars - all of which have met an untimely
and unexpected demise. he's the fucking bemuda
triangle for motors!
18th
august 2003 check
this out people! i got my very first regular column
over at band-wars.co.uk - check out my first entry here!
and big thanx to will for the job!!
15th
august 2003 happy
dayz people! the boner finally got it's new
look today and, boy, what a look!!! it just looks
amazing - click
on the little picture of it below to see it in all it's
glory...
14th
august 2003 now
this is what i call a loyal fan! got an email today
from one of our fans in the uk - "this happened in
june when i was doing my gcse exams. i was sitting in the
hall doing fuck all in my history exam...when i remembered
i had some of your 'go fuck yourself' stickers in
my pocket so i stuck a few on my desk when one of the
teachers... spotted this i was kicked out of the exam and
my paper was ripped up so instead of getting an e or if
i'm lucky a d, i'm getting no fucking grade at all just
for promoting the best fucking band in my
lifetime!!" that
is fucking hardcore devotion for ya! well, she may
have fucked up her life in the name of the greatest rock n
roll band of the new millennium but at least she'll get a
free t-shirt as a consolation! rock like fuck!!!
13th
august 2003 how's
this for a great recommendation?? ben glover,
uber dj for storm radio sent us this following
email concerning our cd's: "the choons are as good
as vikki's panties...they rock!"!
y'see, he's been plugging the mighty spit like this
real good on his radio show so we sent him a pair of the
vikkstar's finest to keep him, um, entertained...
12th
august 2003 this
is kind of neat. towerrecords.com has started
stocking our first ep, 'the pop shot!' - it costs $9.99
before shipping so you're better off buying from us but,
hey, if you wanna put some $$ in their pockets as well as
ours, go right ahead!
11th
august 2003 wanna
know what's bad about rehearsing in a hot, humid, non-air
conditioned rehearsal studio on the hottest day of the
year??? do ya?! it gives you laryngitis,
that's what. how much does that suck? my voice has
disappeared so all pressies and sympathy to the usual
address. me not impressed!
10th
august 2003 typical,
hottest day of the year and where do you find us? in
a hot, humid, non-air conditioned rehearsal studio,
blasting out some tunes that were being filmed for
inclusion on this here webshite. so, within the next
few weeks, there will be mpegs of us goofing around
at rehearsals etc. fucking funny stuff!
9th
august 2003 knowing
how much you love chatting to your all-time favourite band
of renogades and reprobates, the axe god that is stevie
lee has joined the 21st century and got himself on msn.
so, if you want to chat to him add spitlikestevie@hotmail.com
to your address book. to chat to vile gilez,
add vilegilez@hotmail.com
and, for me (zion) and vikki spit, add spitlikethis@hotmail.com
- t3 refuses to come out of his cave for this one,
being the elusive reclusive abusive soul that he is!
8th
august 2003 was
asked today to do a piece for the surrey comet
(newspaper) on townies vs. rockers. very
difficult to do without using words like 'cunts' and
'motherfuckers', but i did it and i think i made my
point. i concurred that, all the jewelry they wear
must cut off vital air supplies to their brains making
them retarded. will they print this?? well,
only time will tell! watch this space.
8th
august 2003 we
need ur help doing a bit of detective work 4 us.
just heard that a few months ago kerrang! magazine
did a competition with our notorious smell your mum
stuff as prizes. well, we didn't know anything about
it so, if any of you out there have seen it and can shed
some light, please get
in touch! and thanx to the spunky one for letting us
know...
5th
august 2003 congratulations are in order to vikki
spit who, today, celebrates the lifting of the caution
she got 5 years ago for a drug related incident!
2nd
august 2003 how sad and pathetic is this?? got a
letter today, sorry, a card, from 'one of many' in canada.
at first i thought it was gonna be fan mail, opened it all
excited only to find a card sprouting propaganda about god,
about how fucking great he is, and our flyers n stickers
inside all torn up!! m-u-t-h-a-f-u-c-k-e-r-s!!
look, dickhead, if you're reading this, those things cost
us money. cunts like you ruin it for everyone
else. so fuck off and don't you dare enter my
life to preach to me without my permission. if i
want a serman, i'll find a minister. go suck off a
vicar or something, you god-bothering twat. you took
things from me under false pretences and, for that, you
will burn in the hell you created. and that makes me
fucking laugh. you nob-end.
1st
august 2003 our hq has moved as from today. we
had our final blast at the annexe (see images
from that fateful night) and we now live in south park!
can you believe it, spit like this in south park??!!
i'm sure there's a joke or two in that, but i'll leave you
lot to make 'em up. so, all future correspondences
etc go to the new address which is on this site
somewhere.
july
2003
27th
july 2003 got some new spit like this flyers
heading your way. if you're one of our street
sluts and need your supply, drop
us a line. if you want to become part of the
most exciting and notorious street team there is, the spit
like this street sluts, click here
to see what's involved then sign up!
26th
july 2003 ok people - those guys at storm radio
seem to love us and, the 8 million people that have
heard us so far seem to love us. but it just ain't
enough!! we want the whole fucking world to
love us!!! you get more bang for your buck with spit
like this - we are the only fucking band around
that gives out free shit endlessly and we are the only
fucking band around that gives a shit about you -
the fans that make this happen. we provide you with
the ammo you need to take on your enemies and show the
world you matter. please please please help us win
this radio competition and help banish the world of
manufactured pop bullshit - text SPIT LIKE THIS to
07870 150 151 now! then do it again. then
get all your mates to do it. then nick some townie's
mobile and send a thousand from there. just keep on
doing it and we will be victorious!!! thank you - we
worship you, we love you and every atom in our bodies was
created to serve you!
25th
july 2003 is every idea that comes out of my fucking
head destined to be stolen, plagiarized or ripped
off?? apparently so. the latest culprits?
none other than the bbc who, in a late night
programme called monkey dust, had a character
appear wearing a smell your mum CNUT
t-shirt!! thanx to ant for spotting and reporting -
nice to know that we are corrupting at the very highest
level!
22nd july 2003 me
'n' the vikkstar just got back from an interview with the
mighty bupesh from lyrically speaking magazine
- the first interview ever held in the boner!
anyway, as soon as it's published, we'll let you know and,
bupesh, if ur reading this - thanx!!
21st july 2003 today
is the day we need you more than ever! from now until the
28th july, storm radio are going to be playing one of our
tracks, 'trust your instincts'. we need you to vote
for us - if we win, we get added to the playlist
permanantly! help non-manufactured music destroy the
opposition!! please please please text SPIT LIKE
THIS to 07870 150 151 as many times as you can until the
28th - and get all your mates to do it too! thanx -
we owe you xxxxx
21st
july 2003 arrrrrrgggghhh, i get so fucking mad
sometimes. check this out - me and vixx were out
today, minding our own business, when some fucking
arsehole scumbag chav (you know, baseball cap, head to toe
in sportswear, covered in gold) said 'look at the state of
that' about vikki. well, never one to put up with
too much shit, she went over to him and slapped a 'go fuck
yourself' sticker on his fila top. poor guy nearly
exploded with anger!! anyway, this got me thinking -
we all know that these people are, to quote myself, 'the
dogshit of our youth', and what do we do about dogshit??
we clean it up, we get it off our streets. so, go
find yourself a townie and give him a good fucking kicking
in the name of spit like this and reclaim the
streets for rock n roll!!
21st
july 2003 loox
like we've found a new location for spit like this hq - in
south park! yes, it's true, the new hq is
going to be in an area called south park. how cool
is that? we'll keep you posted on the relocation,
expected to happen in the next week or so.
20th
july 2003 as
of today, we're renaming our street team the STREET
SLuTz. why SLuT? well, you lot have become
family to us so, SLuT stands for Spitting Like
U Too! we'll get t-shirts n shit
sorted at some point. want to become a SLuT??!
simple, click here!
19th
july 2003 did
you know that we have the best drummer in rock
today?? well, we do. and, what's more, you can
now chat to him via the gift of the msn messenger!
just add vilegilez@hotmail.com
to your contacts list then join him on one darkened
night... warning: if you are female, treat him
rough. he like it like that! p.s. in case you
don't know, you can also talk to me (z) and/or vikki spit
on msn by adding spitlikethis@hotmail.com
to your address book. we don't need to be treated
rough, we just get pissed and say stoopid thingz :o)
17th
july 2003 proof,
as if any is needed, that our street team are the best in
the world, came today in the form of an email from hmv,
one of the biggest sellers of music in the world.
one of our most prolific street sluts emailed them
complaining that they had no spit like this.
the response?? "having viewed the website, I would
be only too happy to sell cd's by the band on-line".
so, major kudos to hmv then and big thanx to that
particular street slut and, as soon as it happens, we'll
let ya know!
17th
july 2003 remember
vince wylde, shock jock dj from talk radio in the
usa who has been mercilessly plugging the mighty spit
like this?? well, he wants a new theme song for
his radio show and guess who the fuck he has asked to
use? well, it don't take a genius to work out that
i'm talkin' 'bout us!!!!
16th
july 2003 been
a bit quiet on the news front this month. apologies
for that - we're smack bang in the middle of relocating spit
like this hq so can't keep on top of everything like
we usually do. normal service will resume asafp..
anyway, did get an email from someone stateside to let us
know that their band will be covering one of our songs at
their next gig. how cool is that?? our first
tribute band! spit like that?? who
knows!! anyway, hope ur gig goes ok and, remember,
rock like fuck!
4th
july 2003 got
a call today from storm
radio - they wanted me to record a message to
their listeners.. "hey, this is spit like this
and you just listened to 'trust your instincts'",
that kind of thing. seems they're gonna be sticking
us on heavy rotation in the next few weeks. you can
listen to them on sky digital 860, ntl digital 881,
telewest digital 925, dab digital radio and, if you
have your mobile phone handy, text spit like this
to 07870 150 151
june
2003
24th june 2003 how
gross is this?! if you get the chance, check out the
latest issue of the sport's ladsmag. page 72
you'll find a competition to win some of our smell your
mum t-shirts. very cool indeed. the model
they used to accompany the competition though has, to say
the least, seen better days... check this out -
23rd june 2003 remember
me telling you about the mobile phone logo company
advertising in kerrang! that nicked our notorious smell
your mum logo?? well, we found out who they were
and dropped them a line or two... we're glad to say
this un-endorsed logo has now been removed from
their site(s). a big thank you to those that
informed us of this copyright infringement. you're
like our own private kgb or something... keep your
eyes peeled and your wits about you!
21st june 2003 to
celebrate the sheer total excellence in buying our own
hearse, we have now bought the domain name 'theboner.co.uk'
(the boner being the name of said hearse). we're
gonna point it to spitlikethis.com so it'll be yet
another way of finding your way to the world's greatest
rock 'n' roll band!
18th
june 2003 it's
here!! after months of looking, more months of
waiting, our very own spit like this hearse has
arrived! it's a daimler ds420 from 1984 (the
same kind princess di was carted off in) and is so
cool. this is the car we do everything in from
popping to the shops to cruising to gigs! we've even
bought the number plate 'b16 slt' (big spit like
this) for it. anyway, you can find out more info about it on it's
very own page!
17th
june 2003 oh
dear oh dear. never one's to shy away from controversy
and always willing to push the boundaries of decency and
good taste, check out the latest smell
your mum
flyers. we're calling it the sex 'n' death
flyer. these are at the printers right now and we
will be tip-toeing along the edges of the law by
distributing these to those that want them in the next
week or so. if you're under 18, you probably
shouldn't look. but i just know you're gonna...
16th
june 2003 our
first live review - and it's a good 'un! big thanx
to bupesh for seeing the light and helping to
inform the planet about just how fucking fine and dandy we
are. whether he likes it or not, he's just become an
indelible part of spit like thistory!
mwahahahaaa!! you can read the full thing here
and keep your eyes peeled for some live shots from the
very same show soon!
13th
june 2003 got
a very nice review on skate site no front teeth
today. it's a joint review of our two cd's; here's
the highlights: "this is really sordid and sleazy
in such a good way. these tracks are so well put together
and produced...this is very unique and splendidly sick.
it’s definitely exciting and interesting and that goes
for the sound as well as the image...this is not everyday
boring music. far from it".
you can visit
their site at no
front teeth. and as for our cd's - they are
getting very limited in numbers now so why not grab
yourself a copy before they're all gone??!
12th
june 2003 well
well well. would you believe it? any of you
that live in the uk will be aware of a certain tv show
called fame academy (other readers would recognise
it as a cross between big brother and pop idol).
well, check this out. seems that this year, they
wanted to be taken more seriously and find some serious
talent, not just pop dross. and who did they ask to
go in the house?? me, z, that's who!
they heard about me ("this guy is a genius and so
for-real, he even has fuck you tattooed on his
arms!") and asked me to go in. naturally,
not wanting to be associated with such utter dross, i
turned them down. funny as fuck though, eh??!
11th
june 2003 cheeky
motherfuckerzzzzz! just heard from a 'source' that
some cunt of a company, in the back of 'kerrang!'
magazine, has advertised the smell your mum logo as
a download for a mobile. cunts. did they
ask? did they offer a royalty?? no. so,
if any of you out there can let us know who it is, please
do coz we're gonna sue the fuckers out of business.
tanx.
1st
june 2003 sometimes
stuff happens that just blows my tiny mind.. just
got a message from stevie lee who is at the donington
download festival - apparantly, there are loads of
people all over the place with smell your mum
stuff. how fucking cool!! thanks if one of
those people was you and you were flying the flag in our
abstentia!
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