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archived news

here's the news from january 2003 until may 2003.  current news can be viewed here.

may 2003
22nd may 2003
have been asked by the mighty ken at sleazegrinder to "write a particularly sleazy cock rock tune for 'cock n roll 2'" (a compilation cd they do).  and it's already done!  within 24 hours of being asked, a brand new ultra sleazy, ultra tongue-in-cheek fan-fuckin'-tastic song called 'down on you' is in the bag... will keep you up to date on the compilation thing. 

22nd may 2003 how does she do it?  vikki caused a car crash today, and she doesn't even drive!  what was she doing??  i'll tell ya, fuck all!  she was crossing the road and the drivers were so mesmerised, they crashed into eachother!  how fuckin' funny is that??!

21st may 2003 found another great review for our anarchy for two cd.  thought i'd share it with you as it's on sleazegrinder and these guys make me laugh!  click here to read the highlights.

21st may 2003 check out the latest issue of bubblegum slut zine (issue # 11).  features an interview with me (z) about the spit like this universe along with a favourable review of our anarchy for two cd.  you get get a copy of the zine - also featuring interviews with the likes of pretty boy floyd and robin black's intergalactic rock stars - by sending a quid to 27 stores lane, tiptree, essex, co5 0lh.

17th may 2003 just letting you know that the show at the peel, kingston on june 14th is confirmed.  it's a saturday night so no excuses!!  go to our tour page for more info and a map, you can also download flyers for the event here!

14th may 2003 now this just about blows my fucking mind!  check out a piece of this email we got from one of our star street militia in ontario, canada: "just writin to keep in touch and let ya know alot of people seem to be talkin about spit like this around town... if you guys are ever gonna be in canada i know you will get a good turn out at your shows (in ontario at least!)".  how amazing is that??  anyway, a big slt greeting to everyone in ontario!

13th may 2003 the latest interview with z about our a.m.p. campaign (against manufactured pop) has just been put online.  check it out here and, if you haven't already, sign our petition and help us rid this world of manufactured pop bullshit!!!

13th may 2003 top talk dj in the usa, vince wylde, is one of the latest to discover the world of spit like this!  just got this email from him - "you've got an amazing voice and the cd's kick ass.  nice job!  i'll definitely give you a plug!".  cheerz vince - appreciate it!

13th may 2003 this is cool.  purveyors of bad taste, the sport newspaper, have a magazine called ladsmag.  well, they're very kindly going to give our smell your mum tees and spit like this a plug in a forthcoming issue!  not only that, but they think the vikkstar is "very fit and a bit dirty looking" - hoorah!  big thanx to john for making it happen.

10th may 2003 well, the contracts came through today...  territory: the universe.  not at all over the top then!!  will we sign?  well, only time will tell i guess.  time to let the scumbag bloodsucking lawyers loose!

8th may 2003 to celebrate the fact that we have been offered a five album deal (see below), we're putting on a show at gossips in soho (dean st, london.  just off oxford st.  tottenham court road tube station) on 15th may.  more details to follow so keep an eye on our tour page.

7th may 2003 some big big news for you today.  soooo goddamn big - the kind of news bands dream about, especially a band like us!  we've been offered a 5 album record deal and publishing deal!!!!  nothing has been finalized yet - as you know, we have a lot criteria for this kind of thing - but, the company in question has *no* pop bands on it's rosta at all - so that makes us very happy!  we also retain 100% creative control for all aspects of it.  the record company listened to over 2,000 cd's from around the world to reach us - and they're only interested in bands that will end up being among the top 5% in the world (ie U2, Bon Jovi - that kind of size) and it would appear that's us!!  we've not yet signed on the dotted line so more will be revealed soon - watch this space!

april 2003
27th april 2003
looks like we might be at the donington download festival at the end of may - more details to follow...  also just heard that we are going to be playing the whitby goth festival next year.  should be cool; we get to play on a cliff face!

20th april 2003 christ almighty, a typical night out partying with spit like this, eh? you want the highlights??  i only wish i'd taken a camera...  copious amounts of alcohol was consumed then we took over the dancefloor with our extreme posing and moshing... vikki & stevie went to find a bag of chips and ended up getting photo'd for style mag the face... vikki attacked some guy that wouldn't leave her alone and threatened to kill him... gilez took a strange blue powder he got given in the bogs and was almost instantly comatosed... z was hit on by a sexy dwarf chick... gilez was hit on by a cocaine dealing transexual and then raided a petrol station for snax!!  never a dull moment when you come play with us!!!

16th april 2003 surf your way over to the latest issue of missminx.com - they have a rather tasty interview with vikki spit along with her chosen a-side: 'music to to enjoy whilst kicking westlife repeatedly in the bollocks' - fantastic stuff!  big thanks to jenny for the exposure (!)

14th april 2003 found another review of 'anarchy for two' but it's all in italian!  we've bunged it through a translator and it basically says that we've matured from the first ep ('the pop shot!'), there's some blinding songs on this one, an epic anthem (that'll be 'to the bitter end') and they emphasised (again) that our kind of music is the music for the new century.  you can read the italian version here, if so inclined...

13th april 2003 just found out that our stickers have been featured on a canadian cable access channel - some programme about graffitti!  how fuckin' funny is that??  we have just about the best fuckin' street team on the planet i reckon - i don't know how you guyz n galz n ghoulz do it but we salute you!

7th april 2003 as from today, you can also get to our spooktacular webshite by typing in either gothglam.co.uk or glamgoth.co.uk - all the domains we own that point to this site are listed at the bottom of every page - more coming soon!

3rd april 2003 received a very nice call from a promotor who played our stuff to the decadence crowd at gossips in soho, london - seems the audience went 'apeshit' and 'ballistic' for it and thought it was fucking amazing stuff.  glad to hear it!  they obviously have extraordinarily good taste!!

3rd april 2003 just got a very favourable review for our 'anarchy for two' ep on candyforbadchildren.com - you can read the full review here and go check out their webshite!

1st april 2003 no, this ain't no april fool prank but, unbeknownst to everyone, we've been running a silent competition to see the most inventive use of our flyerz and stickerz.  loads of you send in pix, you see, of the various thingz you do with them and we've had some great onez over the last month or so.  anyway, a congratulationz goes out to ant who a) got suspended for his sticker abuse around school then b) celebrated by adorning his guitar with spit like this and smell your mum stuff!  he sent in the proof and today he's won a spit like this t-shirt and guitar pick!!!! if you think you can do better, send us the proof - we may or may not give away some more stuff soon!
ant's winning guitar!!

march 2003
29th march 2003
big 10q to matt mason at totalrock.com for organising a smell your mum competition!  it closes on the 31st march so be quick with your entries - email swag@totalrock.com and tell them what your mum smells of for your chance to win some goodies!!  as the page won't be on their site for ever, we've captured it so we can bask in it's glory on a regular basis.  you too can bask by clicking on the image below...
smell your mum competition on totalrock.com

22nd march 2003 check out the latest issue of 100% biker magazine.  they've dedicated half a page to the glory that is spit like this and smell your mum and done a competition!!  the article also features an interview with me (z) so is a worthy read.  you can see the propoganda by clicking on the pix below.
100% biker mag featuring us!!  click here to read the article!!

20th march 2003 did you see the news the other day?  the bit where they found a mini bomb factory near gatwick airport?  well, our very own t3 lives about 5 minutes away from there so he took himself down to where the tv crews were and got himself on the telly wearing one of our lovely spit like this t-shirts!  the programme went out live so millions saw the slogan 'spit like this say go fuck yourself'!  buy yours now!!!

19th march 2003 keep your eyes peeled for our very own vikki spit who is set to feature on online grrrrl magazine missminx.com!  she's currently being interviewed as we speak and the full feature will be coming soon!

18th march 2003 go buy the latest issue of rock sound magazine!  they're running a kool kompetition to win some of our infamous, notorious and riotous smell your mum goodies!  there are 5 limited edition hoodies up for grabs and all you gotta do to win is send a text message saying GRAB 6 to 85133.  get permission from the bill payer blah blah blah.  you can also enter by post - grab a pen and paper and write this down...  on one side of a postcard (the blank kind, not one of brighton pier or fluffy kittens) write down 'grab 6' then your name, age, address, telephone number, email address and mobile number.  then post it to rock sound, 2nd floor, 50a rosebery avenue, london, ec1r 4rp.  and to all the new people who will discover us through rock sound - welcome!!  you've discovered something worth sticking around for, grab yourself a free sticker and tell all yer mates.  click here to see the kompetition.
the latest issue of rock sound with us in!!! click here to see the article!

18th march 2003 the strangest things happen to us...  was overwhelmed with hundreds of emails this morning wanting free stickers.  weird thing was, they were all from romania??!!  wondered what the fuck was going on so did some exploring and found this... not that we can understand what the fuck it says!!

16th march 2003 got a review today for 'the pop shot!' ep on the underground society.  it's a great review (as per fuckin usual) and it is located right here.  only problem is, you'll have brush up on your a-level french as that's what fuckin language it's written in!!  well no-one can say we don't edumacate ya!

14th march 2003 well, it had to happen eventually, right??  right!  yes, the rumours are true and, despite all the odds, we have secured ourselves a ball-crunching tub-thumping head-smashing motherfucker of a skinster in vile gilez.  more info on the latest and final recruit will be added very soon.  we're currently waiting for george bush to finish with the united nations so we can plan our own world domination.  in the meantime, we're rehearsing like bastards to get this rock 'n' roll disaster out on the road to you eager lot.  watch this space...

7th march 2003 ok, this isn't news but a cry for help!  we are after a hearse to do up into the official spit like this transport.  do you know of any near you for sale??  if so, drop us a line!

6th march 2003 to celebrate the undeniable fact that we have created a brand new musical genre, we have bought the domain name gothglam.com so, if you type that in, you will get to spitlikethis.com!

3rd march 2003 we have great pleasure in announcing the safe arrival of a bonny bouncing brand new guitar player, stevie lee.  more details will be posted on this riff monster very soon, in the meantime, he's busy learning the songs!  so, it's just a drummer we need now... where are you hiding you skin beating beast??!

february 2003
28th february 2003 check out the latest issue of powerplay magazine!  we've got a track on their covermount cd ('trust your instincts') and the whole thing is available for just £3.50 from all good newsagents.  you can check out the cover here

28th february 2003 the first of our new recruits was, um, recruited today!  t3 will be doing joint keyboard and second guitar roles in spit like this on tour.  more info will be posted on t3 soon... we're also auditioning several guitar players but you drummers are hiding in the fucking woodwork!!  if you're out there and want to be part of something that is gonna be fucking massive, get in touch now!

28th february 2003 keep an eye out for issue 11 of bubblegum slut fanzine.  we've just done an interview with them which will feature in it!  big thank you to alison for seeing the vision.  go check out their webshite and tell 'em we sent ya!

24th february 2003 well, it would appear that we've invented a whole new musical genre!  unable to completely pinpoint exactly what this noiz that spit like this is, xfm dj kevin greening today said, and i quote, 'i think you've invented a completely new genre of music: glam goth'.  so, there we have it.  we might be glam goth.  and neo-porn.  how kewl is that??  inventing two brand new musical genres with our two musical releases!  are we fucking genius, or what??!

22nd february 2003 you can now chat online with us in real time with msn instant messenger.  our user id thing is spitlikethis@hotmail.com so get in touch!  use this address for chat only - emails to the regular address.

19th february 2003 out today are the first batch of spit like this t-shirts!!  these are the first in our 'official banned product' range and there are four different designs to choose from and some of them even contain (gasp!) bad language!!!  go check 'em out!

12th february 2003 today has been a good day.  we like days like today.  got an email yesterday from a smell your mum convert who had phoned up xfm dj kevin greening to tell him about smell your mum and spit like this.  she emailed me to say that kevin wanted stickers, i emailed kevin and, sure enough, got a mail back today from him to say that he'd love some - and a t-shirt!  naturally, being self-promoting publicity sluts, we'll be getting some spit like this cd's off to him too in our demented effort to convince the world that, quite frankly,  we rule!! 

12th february 2003 big burly noisy dirty biker magazine, 100% biker, are behind us, um, 100%!!  they gave us a rather tasty name-check on their webshite forum and are going to be featuring us in a forthcoming issue.  they'll be doing a t-shirt giveaway and helping to spread the word by giving their readers the lowdown on spit like this and smell your mum.  big 10q to pat for doing the biz!

11th february 2003 got a great email today from alex payne, metal dj (ie plays metal, not a hard c-3po) at lakes college radio who said, among other things: "i got the pack dude.  thanks much.  so i heard the cds out some.  yes!!! u guys got the trashiest sound i ever heard.  an i don't mean to slate u sayin that. it's pure innuendo in a bag!".  well, obviously, he has impeccable taste and we, therefore, salute him in the only way we know how...  so, have you got yours yet??  if not, why not? bad people.  it's only 3 quid.  shit, i've had wanks that cost me more than that!!

10th february it's a bit late, but worth a mention - our distributor has a stand at kensington's londonedge show (8th - 11th feb) and has reported unprecedented interest in our smell your mum tees and the orders are coming in thick and fast!!  good news for us and good news for you.  we're gonna try and pop down tomorrow and grab some pics.  anyway, if you own a shop that sells offensive t-shirts, you should be stocking ours.  if you're not, you're missing out and, frankly, that makes you a bit of a twat.  so get in touch now!!!

8th february want some free stickers guaranteed to piss off just about anyone who sees them??  well, we've had some special spit like this stickers made, and you can claim yours now!!  click here for more info.

5th february look out for a competition on totalrock.com coming soon!

1st february our first newsletter was sent out today and it was a big success - thanks to all of you that sent congratulatory emails!!  and if you're new and missed it, you can check it out here!  if you want to join the list, click on any of the links on this webshite - you won't get bombarded (once a month basically) and we don't pass on your details to anyone else.  what are you waiting for??!

january 2003
30th january hooray for everything!  ok, well, us anyway.  yup, folks and fucks, the new ep 'anarchy for two' is out now.  so send us your three quid, details on this webshite, and prepare yourself for just under 18 minutes of sheer unadulterated pleasure!!

30th january the cd covermount on powerplay magazine has been put back until feb 28th - xmas post problems meant that the mag didn't get all the stuff they needed (from other bands, of course, not us!)

29th january check out the latest issue of ice magazine.  page 118 is what you're looking for where you can find a lovely half page smell your mum and spit like this ad featuring our very own vikki!!

28th january as you know, one of the songs off our new ep is going to be on the covermount cd of powerplay magazine any time now...  we thought it would be really neat to make the version on our ep different, so we remixed it.  and it sounds fucking awesome as a result! 

27th january issue 47 of rock sound magazine.  that's what you need to buy if you want to stand the chance of winning one of five smell your mum hoodies!!  they're limited edition and we have no immediate plans to make them, so keep your eyes peeled!

25th january brand new range of spit like this t-shirts coming some time in feb - they're at the printers as we speak.  they'll all have the same front but there will be three different back prints to choose from.  check 'em out!

25th january all recording for the 'anarchy for two' ep is now finished and mixing has started.  it is fucking killer, even if i do say so myself.  the official release date has now been confirmed as thursday 30th january so get your pennies ready!!

22nd january just been forwarded a link to an auction on ebay for a cd of one of my old bands, penthouse suite.  the bit i like the best is the seller describing me, z, as a 'musical mastermind'!  someone that recognises sheer brutal talent when they hear it.  eh?? eh??!!

14th january just released the artwork for the new ep, 'anarchy for two', released end of the month.  i knocked it up last night and think it's rather fucking cool.  go examine the covers and see what goodies you can uncover!!

11th january we have a half page ad coming out in ice magazine later this month (a cross between loaded and bizarre).  it's mainly for our tees but i thought i'd mention it as the star of the ad is our very own vikki!  to view the ad, click here.

10th january the new look spit like this webshite officially went live today.  we do everything on this site ourselves so, if you get in touch, it is us that will see it, not a webmaster.  there's a fuck load of exploring to be done and some real neat things so go start being nosey!

it may be early days, but here's some of the things we can look forward to over the next month or so:   cd cover mount on powerplay magazine... competition in rocksound magazine... competition on total rock radio and, most importantly, the pre-release limited edition version of our 2nd ep, "anarchy for two" - we had a photo session for that recently for the cover - not going to reveal anything just yet but, rest-assured, it will be as decadent as the last.  we'll probably post some out-takes from that on this webshite very soon!


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